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Ted Davis - 09 Nov 2003 02:58 GMT
I've discussed my possum and raccoon problems here before: the
varmints come inside through the cat flap and eat the cat's food ...
and who knows what else they do.  It got so bad that I took in a
couple of dogs needing rescue to deal with the vermin.

The possum will not be back: Brandy killed it tonight.  It was the
second time she had cornered the possum under the back steps.  The
first time the possum was fairly calm about it - this time it was in
serious defense mode.  Brandy was snapping at it from the left, Buddy
was barking his head off on the right, and I was poking it with a
ten-foot piece of plastic water pipe.  The possum kept turning its
head to bite the pipe, and Brandy responded by lunging at its neck -
it then turned to drive Brandy off and I'd poke it again.  One time
Brandy managed to grab it by the neck when it turned to bite the pipe,
pulled it out and shook it into submission, then she mauled it to
death.  Good riddance.

Or maybe not: the corpse is missing - it was in the back yard for over
an hour, but it's not there now.  Oh, well, I won't have to deal with
it.  But I doubt the cats will have to go hungry over night any more
due to *that* possum eating their food.

As far as I know, the coon is still around.

T.E.D. (tdavis@gearbox.maem.umr.edu - e-mail must contain "T.E.D." or my .sig in the body)
Sherry - 09 Nov 2003 05:10 GMT
>I've discussed my possum and raccoon problems here before: the
>varmints come inside through the cat flap and eat the cat's food ...
>and who knows what else they do.  It got so bad that I took in a
>couple of dogs needing rescue to deal with the vermin.

Ted, you may not have to worry about the raccoon coming back now that you have
the dogs. Critters usually just don't like to come around when there's a
barking dog outside...I'm surprised the opossum did. He must have been really
bold. We had problems with opossums, armadillos and snakes bad but once we got
a dog, they just sort of disappeared. Our house had been vacant six years
before we moved back, and the snakes, mostly bullsnakes,  in particular had
really taken up residence here.  I didn't want to kill them, we would never do
that, but I sure don't miss 'em.

Sherry
Ted Davis - 09 Nov 2003 18:05 GMT
>>I've discussed my possum and raccoon problems here before: the
>>varmints come inside through the cat flap and eat the cat's food ...
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>really taken up residence here.  I didn't want to kill them, we would never do
>that, but I sure don't miss 'em.

I let the dogs inside as a reward.  At 10:00 PM I snapped a leash on
Brandy's collar (she refuses to go out without that lead) and took her
outside.  A possum - possibly the same one - was eating *her* food.
Brandy almost pulled me off the porch before I could unsnap the lead.
The possum had a head start of at least fifty feet, and Brandy caught
up with it about seventy-five feet out.  She harassed it for at least
a quarter hour - Buddy went to help, but came right back.

Eventually, I loaded up my air rifle (that took at least five minutes)
and took a shot at the possum through an open window - at that range,
a hit was unlikely and damage even less so, but I did get its
attention.  The possum ran off into the fence row where the dogs
couldn't get at it.

I hope this doesn't have to escalate to firearms - I don't like them -
they are expensive and dangerous, but slingshot, air rifle, and dogs
have so far all failed.

T.E.D. (tdavis@gearbox.maem.umr.edu - e-mail must contain "T.E.D." or my .sig in the body)
M.C. Mullen - 09 Nov 2003 05:25 GMT
| I've discussed my possum and raccoon problems here before: the
| varmints come inside through the cat flap and eat the cat's food ...
| and who knows what else they do.  It got so bad that I took in a
| couple of dogs needing rescue to deal with the vermin.
|
| The possum will not be back: Brandy killed it tonight.

I'm sure you are relieved.
I'm still looking for the mouse Tom kindly brought inside and let go last
week :-(

How are the dogs getting on anyway?
How do the cats respond to them?

Carola
Nadine - 09 Nov 2003 15:35 GMT
Ted wrote:
>   Or maybe not: the corpse is missing - it was
>in the back yard for over an hour, but it's not
>there now. Oh, well, I won't have to deal with it.
>But I doubt the cats will have to go hungry over
>night any more due to *that* possum eating
>their food.

  I had a german shepherd years ago that got hold of a opossum, he was
throwing it around like a toy.  I went out and stopped him and brought
him back into the house. I went back outside to check the opossum and
noticed that it was breathing.  Feeling bad that it was suffering I went
in to get the gun to finish it off, but when I returned it was long
gone.  They're really good at playing possum. LOL

>As far as I know, the coon is still around.

     Careful with coons and dogs, we had 3 large dogs come in that had
cornered a coon.  All 3 of them needed surgery to sew back on parts of
their faces!  And the coon, from what the dogs owners told us, walked
away with only an attitude.   This is not to say all dogs will lose the
battle, one of mine not long ago got hold of one (got it by the neck, as
it was coming down a tree) and choked it to death, course I'm sure it
helped that the dog is a pit/catahoula mix, with extremely strong jaws.
Coons don't really care whether or not dogs are around when it comes to
a free meal.  They're smart enough and tenacious enough to figure out
how to "get around" the dogs.
    Good luck getting rid of the cat food stealing varmints.
Fat Freddy - 09 Nov 2003 16:39 GMT
Although killing is the typical response of the Human Species to many
problems, there are other solutions.

When racoons came around to to eat the food I left out for the cats, my
solution was to leave out more food. The cats have plenty, the coons
have plenty, they all get along, and I love having them visit.

They don't get inside the house, but if I had a hole in the wall that
the cats could get through, I would expect others to use it, but I
wouldn't impose the death penalty on those that did.
Ted Davis - 09 Nov 2003 17:53 GMT
>Although killing is the typical response of the Human Species to many
>problems, there are other solutions.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>the cats could get through, I would expect others to use it, but I
>wouldn't impose the death penalty on those that did.

I don't particularly want the varmints killed, but I do want them out
of the house.  These dogs were supposed to be chasers rather than
catchers.

T.E.D. (tdavis@gearbox.maem.umr.edu - e-mail must contain "T.E.D." or my .sig in the body)
Mary - 10 Nov 2003 06:00 GMT
>Or maybe not: the corpse is missing - it was in the back yard for over
>an hour, but it's not there now.  Oh, well, I won't have to deal with
>it.  But I doubt the cats will have to go hungry over night any more
>due to *that* possum eating their food.

It's illegal to kill wildlife, especially inhumanely the way you did. Opossums
are harmless. It would not have attacked your cat, dog or you. They are all
bark and no bite. You should not have left the catfood where the opossum could
get it. You should have locked the catdoor at night or put a magnetic lock on
it which only your cat could use. You inticed it and invited it in then you
illegally and inhumanely killed it. I hope it just played possum and left. It
is illegal to feed wildlife in most states. You indirectly fed wildlife
knowingly. You have violated quite a few Fish & Game regulations.
Ted Davis - 10 Nov 2003 14:24 GMT
>>Or maybe not: the corpse is missing - it was in the back yard for over
>>an hour, but it's not there now.  Oh, well, I won't have to deal with
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>is illegal to feed wildlife in most states. You indirectly fed wildlife
>knowingly. You have violated quite a few Fish & Game regulations.

1) it isn't illegal here for dogs to kill vermin: coons, possums, and
coyotes are vermin in that sense - anything that threatens livestock
or its food supply is vermin.  It isn't illegal for land owners to
defend their livestock and its food supply.  In this sense, cats are
livestock as well as defenders of food supplies.  So are dogs.

Curious that you are unfamiliar with the sport of hunting: the object
there is to kill wildlife, and the sport has state support.

2) You seem not to have noticed the part where the possum got up and
left after the dogs got done with it.

3) Locking the flap at night defeats the purporse of having working
cats that can get at indoor as well as outdoor mice.

4) Around here, they sell bird food for wild birds, and deer food for
wild deer ... and coons and possums commonly help themselves to the
garden and garbage ... and any animal food they can get at.

Life in the country on the edge of a forest involves living with cats
to control the small vermin and dogs to control the larger vermin.
Some people start off not wanting one or both, but within a few years
they almost all wind up with both cats and dogs ... and firearms.  The
vermin either learn to stay away or they die.

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Mary - 11 Nov 2003 03:17 GMT
Let me start this off by saying that I'm licensed with Fish & Game. I was also
a temporary deputy warden. I know the Fish & Game regulations very well.

>1) it isn't illegal here for dogs to kill vermin: coons, possums, and
>coyotes are vermin in that sense - anything that threatens livestock
>or its food supply is vermin.  It isn't illegal for land owners to
>defend their livestock and its food supply.  In this sense, cats are
>livestock as well as defenders of food supplies.  So are dogs.

A hunting dog may kill those animals IF you had a hunting permit from Fish &
Game. You did not. There are also certain hunting areas which are generally not
residential areas. Your cat is not livestock. It was not threatened. Your
catfood was in the house. You should have secured it.

>Curious that you are unfamiliar with the sport of hunting: the object
>there is to kill wildlife, and the sport has state support.

Hunting is legal with a permit in certain areas under certain conditions. You
were not legally hunting.

>2) You seem not to have noticed the part where the possum got up and
>left after the dogs got done with it.

You intended to kill it. You tried to kill it. Fortunately it did not die. It's
still illegal to harm wildlife for no reason. It's illegal to treat wildlife
inhumanely. If your cat went to your neighbors and tried to eat their cats
food, could he kill your cat? No. Should he kill your cat? No. He should lock
up his catfood.

>3) Locking the flap at night defeats the purporse of having working
>cats that can get at indoor as well as outdoor mice.

I have a magnetic locking cat door. Only my cats can come in and out. I have an
opossum in my backyard. I don't want her coming in my house. She's a working
opossum who kills slugs, snails and roaches outside.

>4) Around here, they sell bird food for wild birds, and deer food for
>wild deer ... and coons and possums commonly help themselves to the
>garden and garbage ... and any animal food they can get at.

Yes

>Life in the country on the edge of a forest involves living with cats
>to control the small vermin and dogs to control the larger vermin.
>Some people start off not wanting one or both, but within a few years
>they almost all wind up with both cats and dogs ... and firearms.  The
>vermin either learn to stay away or they die.

I live in Los Angeles in the city near the foothills. We have coyotes, deer,
mice, rats, opossums, raccoons, wild birds, stray cats and stray dogs. I also
have a gun. I have no desire to kill the animals. I have learned how to live
with them in harmony. I don't lure animals or insects that I don't care for
into my home. It's also illegal here in LA to lure wildlife to your property
and neighborhood by leaving food and trash out. I lock my trashcan lids to keep
coyotes and raccoons from dumping them over. I don't feed birds because I don't
want poop all over my cars. Wildlife and I don't have a problem with each
other. There's no need to kill them when you should merely deter them. You can
kill opossums daily but they'll keep showing up as long as you have accesible
catfod. I also do humane wildlife control. Sorry if I seem harsh but you were
basically bragging about killing a harmless animal. I almost thought you were a
troll.
Sherry - 11 Nov 2003 04:02 GMT
>I live in Los Angeles in the city near the foothills. We have coyotes, deer,
>mice, rats, opossums, raccoons, wild birds, stray cats and stray dogs. I also
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>a
>troll.

Good info., Mary. I still maintain though, that if there's no reason for
wildlife to come near the house (no food source), and the place is inhabited by
dogs and people, they really don't care to be around. I really admire  your
attitude. We had a real problem when we first moved back, and after four years,
it's only the occasional critter we see. We've actually grown very fond of some
of them. (well not the skunks though, but "our" terrapins (box turtles)
especially. We even have a big old cat fish with a wart on his head  that
practically crawls out of the pond when you call him for food. (here, fishy
fishy fishy).

Sherry

Sherry
Ted Davis - 11 Nov 2003 14:26 GMT
>Let me start this off by saying that I'm licensed with Fish & Game. I was also
>a temporary deputy warden. I know the Fish & Game regulations very well.

If your arguments were valid, then cats would not be allowed to catch
and kill mice.   I don't think you will find many rural people who
subscribe to that, or to the notion that dogs aren't allowed to attack
vermin.

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Daz - 11 Nov 2003 01:56 GMT
> >Or maybe not: the corpse is missing - it was in the back yard for over
> >an hour, but it's not there now.  Oh, well, I won't have to deal with
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> is illegal to feed wildlife in most states. You indirectly fed wildlife
> knowingly. You have violated quite a few Fish & Game regulations.

I tried to point out a week or so back to him that throwing out garbage into
his back yard would only entice vermin onto his property but his reasoning
was that they would be content with the food and not try and enter his house
via the cat flap to get at the cats food. That fell on deaf ears.
I'm still amused at what passes for logic in Ted's muddled brain. When that
didn't work it seems he must have lost the ability for rational thought
(assuming he had any in the first place) because what does he do? get 2
dogs!! .... where will it end?

It reminds me of a story a friend told me about how his mother-in-law bought
him a spaghetti jar as an Xmas present. The jar was too tall to stand on the
kitchen worktops and fit under the wall cupboards.
He decided to move up the cupboard a couple of inches for it to fit under
but the effect looked odd so he moved up all the kitchen cupboards. This
left an unsightly gap between the top of the wall tiles and the bottom of
the cupboards.
The tiles were no longer available so he ended up re-tiling the kitchen.
An absentminded nudge of the elbow would have saved him quite a lot.

Ted cant be that daft can he? I'm convinced he wanted the vermin to come to
his house for whatever reason. Maybe his 15 cats have killed off every other
living thing that walks crawls or has wings within a 5 mile radius that he
wanted to replenish the stock. When that got out of hand he got the dogs. He
did at least stop at 2.
If more than 12 cats are kept on a domestic premises in the UK then it could
be viewed as a cat sanctuary and planning permission is required.
I can only assume Ted must live in some rat infested area to warrant 15 cats
to keep the vermin down and is barking mad.

Daz
Mary - 11 Nov 2003 03:26 GMT
>I tried to point out a week or so back to him that throwing out garbage into
>his back yard would only entice vermin onto his property but his reasoning
>was that they would be content with the food and not try and enter his house
>via the cat flap to get at the cats food. That fell on deaf ears.

Here in LA it's illegal as per Building and Safety, Health Department, LA
Animal Services and Fish & Game to leave garbage out which wildlife can eat.
It's a misdemeanor which becomes a felony after two counts. Trash, petfood,
unkept yards lure wildlife to certain neighborhoods. Here in LA it's coyotes
and raccoons which most people don't like. They also don't like rats. Generally
neighbors complain when people do this.

>I'm still amused at what passes for logic in Ted's muddled brain. When that
>didn't work it seems he must have lost the ability for rational thought
>(assuming he had any in the first place) because what does he do? get 2
>dogs!! .... where will it end?

That makes no sense. If he can't afford the magnetic cat door and collars, he
can put in a motion activated light near the cat door and the opossum will
leave when it turns on.

>It reminds me of a story a friend told me about how his mother-in-law bought
>him a spaghetti jar as an Xmas present. snip. An absentminded nudge of the
elbow would have saved him quite a lot.

Great story!

>Ted cant be that daft can he? I'm convinced he wanted the vermin to come to
>his house for whatever reason. Maybe his 15 cats have killed off every other
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>If more than 12 cats are kept on a domestic premises in the UK then it could
>be viewed as a cat sanctuary and planning permission is required.

Here in LA you can't have more than 3 in a residential neighborhood, even with
a permit. Sanctuaries, kennels, groomers, pet sitters can not be located in
residential zones. I'm amazed his neighbors don't complain.

>I can only assume Ted must live in some rat infested area to warrant 15 cats
>to keep the vermin down and is barking mad.
>
>Daz
Sherry - 11 Nov 2003 03:44 GMT
>Here in LA you can't have more than 3 in a residential neighborhood, even
>with
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>>
>>Daz

I think Ted lives in a very isolated area. But either Mary or Daz brought up a
very good point...it's a bad idea to leave either cat food or garbage out. Once
a coyote finds it, and becomes hungry and bold enough to come into the yard
habitually, they *will* kill your cats.

Sherry
Ted Davis - 11 Nov 2003 14:44 GMT
>> >Or maybe not: the corpse is missing - it was in the back yard for over
>> >an hour, but it's not there now.  Oh, well, I won't have to deal with
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>(assuming he had any in the first place) because what does he do? get 2
>dogs!! .... where will it end?

I thought I had you killfiled - ah, you permutated your address again.

I pointed out that the food out the door was to keep them away from
the house - they had been coming in for a long time before that.
Outdoor animals have to be fed outdoors, or provided with a way to get
at indoor food.  Keeping the food indoors and not providing access
would simply starve the cats (and dogs - they are live outside too).

I suppose you want us to grow our gardens indoors too - the vermin
have to be kept away from that too ... and stay home on garbage pickup
day so we can rush the week's worth of garbage stored indoors out to
the truck as it pulls up.

Where I live, you *have* to have outdoor cats and outdoor dogs to deal
with the vermin, and how they do it is pretty much up to their
instincts.

Hmmm, now how can I specify that filter so it catches a twit that is
determined to defeat kill files.

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Magic Mood Jeep? - 11 Nov 2003 14:54 GMT
Now we know WHY you do what you do with your animals

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> >> >Or maybe not: the corpse is missing - it was in the back yard for over
> >> >an hour, but it's not there now.  Oh, well, I won't have to deal with
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Ted Davis - 11 Nov 2003 21:59 GMT
On Tue, 11 Nov 2003 14:54:14 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©"
<nobody@nowhere.net> wrote:

>Now we know WHY you do what you do with your animals
>
>http://www.maem.umr.edu/~tdavis/ted1.htm

That makes exactly zero sense.  It's also an obsolete URL - the
www.etc domain is an alias for gearbox.etc and I'm probably going to
lose it soon to a reorganization.  ~tdavis is also an alias for
tdavis, and I plan to drop all the old aliases at the next gearbox
rebuild.

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Fat Freddy - 11 Nov 2003 15:12 GMT
> ...the vermin have to be kept away...

Wild creatures living in their natural environment only become "vermin"
after the encroachment of humans. If anything needs to be controlled
it's the cancerous expansion of the human species.
Nikki West - 11 Nov 2003 16:06 GMT
> Wild creatures living in their natural environment only become "vermin"
> after the encroachment of humans. If anything needs to be controlled
> it's the cancerous expansion of the human species.

Here here! That's the best thing I've read in this thread so far. I agree
100%
Ted Davis - 11 Nov 2003 22:03 GMT
>> ...the vermin have to be kept away...
>
>Wild creatures living in their natural environment only become "vermin"
>after the encroachment of humans. If anything needs to be controlled
>it's the cancerous expansion of the human species.

Can't argue with that.  It haw been stopped in much of this area:
National Forests on two sides - I live just a few miles from the west
edge of the east Mark Twain Forest and the east edge of the west one
is on the other side of the county.

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Daz - 13 Nov 2003 01:14 GMT
> On Tue, 11 Nov 2003 01:56:03 -0000, "Daz"
>
> I thought I had you killfiled - ah, you permutated your address again.

Don't flatter yourself Ted, I did that to prevent spam .... Doesn't seem to
have worked on you though.
Anyway, you read what I had to say in a reply from Mary so don't come it...
I said you were a troublemaker a while back, I was right and I still have my
eye on you ... ;o)

> I pointed out that the food out the door was to keep them away from
> the house - they had been coming in for a long time before that.
> Outdoor animals have to be fed outdoors, or provided with a way to get
> at indoor food.  Keeping the food indoors and not providing access
> would simply starve the cats (and dogs - they are live outside too).

I understand that, well I thought I did, maybe I have it all wrong. Lets see
if I have this right.

You have 15 cats that are allowed to roam outside.
You have a cat flap so your 15 cats can gain access to your house for food.
Unwelcome animals that are indigenous to your area brave the 15 cats and
steal the cat food via the cat flap.
(For their bravery alone you should let them have it)
You throw out garbage into your yard to feed the unwelcome animals so they
wont steal the cat food.
(how am I doing so far?)
This hasn't worked so you obtain 2 dogs to prevent the unwanted animals from
reaching the cat flap.
You now have to throw the garbage further up the yard so the dogs cant get
at it.

Why are you still throwing garbage out into the yard?

> I suppose you want us to grow our gardens indoors too - the vermin
> have to be kept away from that too ... and stay home on garbage pickup
> day so we can rush the week's worth of garbage stored indoors out to
> the truck as it pulls up.

You can get garbage cans with lockable lids.

> Where I live, you *have* to have outdoor cats and outdoor dogs to deal
> with the vermin, and how they do it is pretty much up to their
> instincts.

This is the bit that gets me apart from your idiotic methods of dealing with
the unwanted animals.
You have 15 cats. If only a 1/3rd of them killed one animal a day that is 37
kills a week, that's about 150 a month give or take.
In one year your cats will have killed over 1800 native birds and other
animals.
I don't know the average life span of a cat so I looked it up, the consensus
seems to be 12 to 14 years so lets be generous here and say your cats have
an active life of 8 years. That's 14,600 animals that YOU are directly
responsible for, over 14,000 animals that are native to your country that
will be killed in the next 8 years because of you and your ridiculous
obsession.
What if they ALL killed 1 a day? ....... 43,800 ..... Are you concerned
about that? If not, shame on you ....

> Hmmm, now how can I specify that filter so it catches a twit that is
> determined to defeat kill files.

I don't hold out much hope for you doing that Ted if your methods of
preventing vermin from getting into your house are anything to go by.

Daz
M.C. Mullen - 13 Nov 2003 17:40 GMT
| This is the bit that gets me apart from your idiotic methods of dealing with
| the unwanted animals.

You're one to talk... stealing your neighbour's cat...

| I don't hold out much hope for you doing that Ted if your methods of
| preventing vermin from getting into your house are anything to go by.
|
| Daz

Are your methods any better? You have to measure equally.

Carola
Daz - 14 Nov 2003 01:26 GMT
> | This is the bit that gets me apart from your idiotic methods of dealing
> with
> | the unwanted animals.
>
> You're one to talk... stealing your neighbour's cat...

And I will do it again if the inconsiderate neighbour inflicts her animal on
me and mine.

> | I don't hold out much hope for you doing that Ted if your methods of
> | preventing vermin from getting into your house are anything to go by.
> |
> | Daz
>
> Are your methods any better? You have to measure equally.

They most certainly were, I was posed a problem and my actions solved it.
Ted had a self inflicted problem brought about by him filling his yard with
garbage and compounded the problem.

Daz
Ted Davis - 13 Nov 2003 21:51 GMT
>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2003 01:56:03 -0000, "Daz"
>>
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>
>You have 15 cats that are allowed to roam outside.

No.

>You have a cat flap so your 15 cats can gain access to your house for food.
>Unwelcome animals that are indigenous to your area brave the 15 cats and
>steal the cat food via the cat flap.

Not all the vermin that try the flap are indiginous, or small enough
to get in.

>(For their bravery alone you should let them have it)

The coon might be brave, but the possum is just stupid.

>You throw out garbage into your yard to feed the unwelcome animals so they
>wont steal the cat food.
>(how am I doing so far?)

Not very well, actually.
>This hasn't worked so you obtain 2 dogs to prevent the unwanted animals from
>reaching the cat flap.
>You now have to throw the garbage further up the yard so the dogs cant get
>at it.

How is that supposed to work? the dogs aren't tied up.  That was made
clear when I said that I released Brandy on the front porch but the
possum was around back.

>Why are you still throwing garbage out into the yard?

Answer yes or no: are you still beating your wife?

>> I suppose you want us to grow our gardens indoors too - the vermin
>> have to be kept away from that too ... and stay home on garbage pickup
>> day so we can rush the week's worth of garbage stored indoors out to
>> the truck as it pulls up.
>
>You can get garbage cans with lockable lids.

You invent a raccoon proof garbage can that sells for a competive
price - for that matter you could name your own price - and you will
become quickly wealthy.  There is one constraint that makes the
problem unsolvable: the garbage pickup people have to be able to
figure it out and have to be willing to do it ... and coons are
smarter than most people when it comes to getting into things, and far
more patient than garbage pickup men.

>> Where I live, you *have* to have outdoor cats and outdoor dogs to deal
>> with the vermin, and how they do it is pretty much up to their
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>In one year your cats will have killed over 1800 native birds and other
>animals.

I have 13 cats and only two hunt birds, and they aren't particularly
successful - figure about 8-10 birds a year, and they were probably
already dead (there are quite a few natural bird deaths each year, and
cats are scanvangers at times).   As for other animals, that does
include frogs, but they certainly are not endangered, but mostly it's
mice.  You seem to be pouring a lot of sympathy onto mice.

>I don't know the average life span of a cat so I looked it up, the consensus
>seems to be 12 to 14 years so lets be generous here and say your cats have
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>What if they ALL killed 1 a day? ....... 43,800 ..... Are you concerned
>about that? If not, shame on you ....

Aside from making up your numbers, lumping mice and songbirds together
in the desirable category, and applying cat behavior with mice to
birds (a bit of cat watching would point out that cats very seldom
catch a live and healthy bird, but do bring home dead, sick and
already injured ones they find).  Mouse killing is a Good Thing;
eating (mostly) already dead birds is not necessarily a good thing
because, while it does clean up the yard, the birds cats get are often
diseased - West Nile comes to mind.

Cats kill mice, and the occasional other animal or bird, if it's small
enough.  Cats are carnivores - they kill and eat meat.  Dogs are also
carnivores - they have killer instincts, though breeding has warped
them considerably so that they are most active in the hunting and
guard breeds.  In any case, their killing of prey animals in morally
neutral since they are not human.  It is sometimes necessary to
control them to prevent damage to endangered species, but there are no
such animals involved here.

>> Hmmm, now how can I specify that filter so it catches a twit that is
>> determined to defeat kill files.
>
>I don't hold out much hope for you doing that Ted if your methods of
>preventing vermin from getting into your house are anything to go by.

I got busy and forgot to change it.

T.E.D. (tdavis@gearbox.maem.umr.edu)
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Daz - 14 Nov 2003 01:26 GMT
> >> On Tue, 11 Nov 2003 01:56:03 -0000, "Daz"
>
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> clear when I said that I released Brandy on the front porch but the
> possum was around back.

You tell me Ted, you are the one doing it. You wrote, "I can't throw it as
far as the planned radio fence will limit the dogs."
What does that mean?

> >Why are you still throwing garbage out into the yard?
>
> Answer yes or no: are you still beating your wife?

LOL, Not as much as you are beating yourself up over those "vermin"

> >> I suppose you want us to grow our gardens indoors too - the vermin
> >> have to be kept away from that too ... and stay home on garbage pickup
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> smarter than most people when it comes to getting into things, and far
> more patient than garbage pickup men.

You don't want to invest in magnetic cat collars and now you wont shell out
for a lockable dust bin, you tight wad! ... Are you sure your name isn't Ted
Davistien or Edward McDavis?

> >> Where I live, you *have* to have outdoor cats and outdoor dogs to deal
> >> with the vermin, and how they do it is pretty much up to their
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> I have 13 cats and only two hunt birds, and they aren't particularly
> successful - figure about 8-10 birds a year,

13, well that puts a different light on things... sheesh!
"And only 2 hunt birds" (as far as you know)
I think you are living in a dream world Ted. Do you honestly expect me to
believe that out of 15 cats, sorry, 13 cats only 2 kill animals?

and they were probably
> already dead (there are quite a few natural bird deaths each year, and
> cats are scanvangers at times).   As for other animals, that does
> include frogs, but they certainly are not endangered, but mostly it's
> mice.  You seem to be pouring a lot of sympathy onto mice.

I sympathise with any animal that is unnecessarily killed at the whim of
someone like yourself who obviously doesn't feel any responsibility for
their cats and what they get up to.

> >I don't know the average life span of a cat so I looked it up, the consensus
> >seems to be 12 to 14 years so lets be generous here and say your cats have
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Aside from making up your numbers, lumping mice and songbirds together

Simple maths Ted, 5 X 365 X 8 = 14600. Not made up, cant argue with that
unless you are still using the Jewish calculator.

> in the desirable category, and applying cat behavior with mice to
> birds (a bit of cat watching would point out that cats very seldom
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> because, while it does clean up the yard, the birds cats get are often
> diseased - West Nile comes to mind.

You are the only one with catagories, if if lives and moves a cat will
attempt to kill it. A cat doesnt disriminate.
Playing God comes to mind.

> Cats kill mice, and the occasional other animal or bird, if it's small
> enough.  Cats are carnivores - they kill and eat meat.  Dogs are also
> carnivores - they have killer instincts, though breeding has warped
> them considerably so that they are most active in the hunting and
> guard breeds.  In any case, their killing of prey animals in morally
> neutral since they are not human.

But you I assume are, and also responsible (although I have seen little
evidence of that) to keep them under control.

 It is sometimes necessary to
> control them to prevent damage to endangered species, but there are no
> such animals involved here.

Because they are not endangered now doesn't mean that with more people like
you with similar attitudes, they wont be.

> >> Hmmm, now how can I specify that filter so it catches a twit that is
> >> determined to defeat kill files.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> I got busy and forgot to change it.

Busy doing what pray, chasing rodents?
Do the right thing Ted before its too late, keep your cats indoors and stop
this obsession with decimating your country's wild life. Look what you did
to the Indians, they only just survived.

Daz
 
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