> After typing the subject, I thought it sort of sounded like a troll,
> but it isn't. I don't have cats and I'm not really familiar with
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> really wondering if there's anything I can do to discourage this
> behavior?
pump little mother f.cker full of methamphetamine!:>

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he is asserting his dominance in the area.. which is why he is not covering
his feces. Is perchance he still intact? The only thing you can do to
discourage it is to make your property less desirable. Moth balls, or a nice
dog to come visit now and again and pee in your yard might do it.
> After typing the subject, I thought it sort of sounded like a troll, but it
> isn't. I don't have cats and I'm not really familiar with their behavior,
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> Thanks,
> Don
>Subject: Neighborhood Cat Poops In My Yard
>From: "Don DeMair" ddemair@worldnet.att.net
>Newsgroups: alt.cats
Don writes:
>After typing the subject, I thought it sort of sounded like a troll, but it
>isn't. I don't have cats and I'm not really familiar with their behavior,
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>Thanks,
>Don
I have seen posts like this before, and, when I see them, I always ROFLMAO!
The domestic cat sh.ts out a turd about the size of a small tootsie roll.
When a cat has a sh.t, s/he might sh.t out two or three of these small turds.
If you have the average size yard, I don't know how you would even notice it.
This is much less of a problem than if the nieghbors German Shepard, Labrador
retreaver, or put bull sh.ts a couple five pound turds out in your yard every
other day.
Those little cat turds dry out quickly, and become "part of nature" much
quicker than a dog, or even a human sh.t.
And, they won't make you want to hurl if you happen to hit one of them with
your lawn mower on a hot July day, like a nice fresh dog turd would.
All of my life, I have lived, either in the inner city, or in rural areas.
Suburbs bore the hell out of me. In the cuntry (mispelling intended)
critters(wild and domestic) often visit your yard and garden, and, often sh.t
there. Cuntry people don't mind, it's free fertilizer. In the city, critters
sh.t in your yard, too. Most of them go on all fours, but, occaisionally you
get one that walks on two. Since I live in an apartment building, and, rent
from some c.nt who traded in his camel for a Buick, I don't give a rats a.s
what sh.ts in the building yard.
And, if I do, I use the Dr. Martin method.
What this is, is, if you see a turd that offends you, you postion yourself
between the turd and the street. You take aim, and, deliver a vicious front
snap kick with your Doc Martin boot, and, the offending turd will end up in the
street, or on the roof of your neighbors car, which is even better.
I have always been willing to put up with the occaisional turd in my yard, in
order to be treated to the sight of beautiful creatures visiting my yard. I
have this big fat red squirrel that sometimes hangs out on my apartment
balcony, and, I never give a thought to whether he has a sh.t when he is there.
I hope this puts things into better perspective for you.
Also, I will leave you with a verse of scripture. It is either from Proverbs or
Eccleisastes, in the Bible, I cant remember which one:
"Where there are no oxen, the stall is clean".
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