>Subject: Canadians are so gross...they love to drink Civet Cat poop coffee
>!!!
>From: bora_park_2004@yahoo.com (S Hole)
>soc.culture.canada
>Date: 8 Nov 2004 14:37:40 -0800
S Hole writes:
>This was on last night's News. They were talking about this coffee.
>There is a brand of expensive coffee from Indonesia called Luwak,
>which is harvested from half-digested coffee beans picked from the
>turds of a Civet Cats. Canadians love to drink this coffee.
>you can buy this coffee in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada at
>Urban Fare
>http://www.urbanfare.com/featuredfare/collection/featuredfare_kopi_luwak.htm
I'm betting that it isn't just Canadians who like to drink this sh.t.
Stuff like this is a hit with wierdos, trendy liberals, and, people who have
more money than they know what to do with, worldwide.
This reminds me of that Chinese birds nest soup.
I heard they serve that here, in the Ann Arbor, Michigan, area.
It wouldn't surprise me if you won't be able to get cat sh.t coffee here in Ann
Arbor soon.
Since I heard this stuff is expensive, I have a business idea.
I have a couple of cats, who, like all cats, like to eat and sh.t.
I could feed my kitties coffee beans. I would probably have to wrap them up in
something, to entice the kitties to eat them.
Both my cats are indoor cats, so, after they sh.t them out, I could just scoop
the coffee bean filled turds out of the litter box.
I would then pick the bean fragments out of the cat sh.ts, grind them, package
them up, and, sell them to trendy liberals at a lower price than the real stuff
from overseas.
And, I could offer a "back to nature" option, for those who like to "make
things from scratch". (pun intended) For a very low price, I would just bag up
and ship the cat turds themselves, and, the end user would pick out the beans
himself, grind them, and brew them.
On the packaging, I would include pictures of my two very cute kitties.
If I could get not only the Canadians and Americans drinking this sh.t, but,
market it to the British commonwealth nations, and Asia, I could make alot of
money.
I heard ragheads (arabs) like thier coffee, maybe we could start a cat sh.t for
oil program. Most of thier food tastes like sh.t, so, they would probably like
it.
So, have a piping hot cup of catshit!
Bon appetit!
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Amy Gray - 09 Nov 2004 01:24 GMT
>>This was on last night's News. They were talking about this coffee.
>>There is a brand of expensive coffee from Indonesia called Luwak,
>>which is harvested from half-digested coffee beans picked from the
>>turds of a Civet Cats. Canadians love to drink this coffee.
I heard about it on the news. Personally I would not try it even if
they paid me.
>I could feed my kitties coffee beans. I would probably have to wrap them up in
>something, to entice the kitties to eat them.
Isn't Caffeine poison for cats?
Magic Mood Jeep? - 09 Nov 2004 01:34 GMT
>>> This was on last night's News. They were talking about this coffee.
>>> There is a brand of expensive coffee from Indonesia called Luwak,
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>> them up in something, to entice the kitties to eat them.
> Isn't Caffeine poison for cats?
A Civet Cat isn't a cat. It's more of a mongoose.
http://cats.about.com/cs/basichealth/a/civetcat_2.htm
Pictures can be found at
http://images.google.com/images?q=civet%20cat&num=100&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&c2co
ff=1&safe=active&sa=N&tab=wi
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Nadacomin - 09 Nov 2004 06:30 GMT
>Subject: Re: Cat sh.t Coffee!
>From: "Magic Mood Jeep©" nobody@nowhere.net
>Newsgroups: alt.cats
Jeep writes:
>>>> This was on last night's News. They were talking about this coffee.
>>>> There is a brand of expensive coffee from Indonesia called Luwak,
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>
>http://images.google.com/images?q=civet%20cat&num=100&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&c2co
ff=1&safe=active&sa=N&tab=wi
I was not aware that caffiene is poisonous to cats. I have never seen a cat
stick his nose in a cup of coffee and take a drink.
And, I didn't do the research on the "Civet Cat".
And, I was not really seriously thinking of feeding my cats coffee beans.
But, if I could feed my cats coffee beans, and sell the finished product for
even a third of what the specialty "coffee" goes for, my two kitties would be
easily paying my rent for me!
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bonbon - 11 Nov 2004 16:10 GMT
>A Civet Cat isn't a cat. It's more of a mongoose.
You're correct MMJ. But Nadacomin likes saying 'cat sh.t'.
It is rather fun to say.
-bonbon
Aquarijen - 09 Nov 2004 15:50 GMT
> I'm betting that it isn't just Canadians who like to drink this sh.t.
> Stuff like this is a hit with wierdos, trendy liberals, and, people who
> have
> more money than they know what to do with, worldwide.
This trendy Liberal would not drink that!
-Jen
Amy Gray - 09 Nov 2004 19:27 GMT
>> I'm betting that it isn't just Canadians who like to drink this sh.t.
>> Stuff like this is a hit with wierdos, trendy liberals, and, people who
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>This trendy Liberal would not drink that!
>-Jen
For the record caffeine is poison for cats from
what I understand.
http://www.envtox.ucdavis.edu/cehs/TOXINS/cats.htm
U840@sbcglobal.net - 02 Dec 2004 00:26 GMT
> >Subject: Canadians are so gross...they love to drink Civet Cat poop
> >coffee
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> So, have a piping hot cup of catshit!
> Bon appetit!
150 for a quarter pound! I knew Canadians were easily deceived. But this
exceeds any known measure tool in my mental arsenal.