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Cat Forum / General Topics / November 2004How Long Has This Been Going On?
*spits* I just caught our four month old Pixie-Bob kitten in the bathroom licking our toothbrushes. Ew. Not nearly as disgusting as the time I caught our Basset Hound gorging on 'Kittie-Roca' from the kittie litter box, though. Developing....  Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill LOL! -- ___________________ Jodie jodie75@sympatico.ca > *spits* > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." > - Winston Churchill > *spits* > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Developing.... Well. <gag> The cat can eventually be taught. The dog, as I'm sure you'll eventually discover, is useless. However, my son has a Vietnamese friend whose mom says she has a fabulous marinade recipe for dog. Want it? > > *spits* > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > eventually discover, is useless. However, my son has a Vietnamese friend > whose mom says she has a fabulous marinade recipe for dog. Want it? Only if it's a truly fabulous recipe. Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill >> > *spits* >> > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Only if it's a truly fabulous recipe. dog and peas. hawaiian neighborhood lawn party staple i'm against it, but that's the culture whit >>> > *spits* >>> > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > whit Emmi don't like no peas... I already offered her a bite of my fo?l moudammas. ;> I wish I had something to add to the Kitty-Roca part, but one of my cat's is a 20+Lb. Maine Coon, -I don't think they build a dog large enough to scarf one of -them- choads down. GOoooooo Sox! 2004, has been berry berry good to me. My Pat's won. My Sox won My President is gonna win. Tomorrow I go see Giuliani give a stump speech at 10:00, then I'll go see my bookie. It's not easy bein' the Cap'n but somebody's gotta do it.;> Giuliani will STOMP Hittlary in 08, and we will enter he 2nd half of Cap'n TrVth's Glorious 16 year era of Conservative rule. /Rev.Tilton mode *on Thankyou Jesus.. Kossoom do-balla dalla-so-salla boom. /Rev.Tilton mode *off -Cap'n Pretty-Much-Lovin' life. >>>> > *spits* >>>> > [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > > Tomorrow I go see Giuliani give a stump speech at 10:00, is this in WA? whit then I'll go see my > bookie. It's not easy bein' the Cap'n but somebody's gotta do it.;> > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > -Cap'n Pretty-Much-Lovin' life. >> Tomorrow I go see Giuliani give a stump speech at 10:00, > > is this in WA? > > whit Nope, Brewer Maine. Whit, what's the deal with the news@uni-berlin.de I.D.? What newscarrier do you use? >>> Tomorrow I go see Giuliani give a stump speech at 10:00, >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Whit, what's the deal with the news@uni-berlin.de I.D.? What newscarrier > do you use? several. it depends on what computer i'm on. while i do admittedly switch nyms (but always sign "whit"), i post from several different computers. friend's houses, my house, etc. i'm over at a friend's house. for the sox game. hyoooge screen HIGH DEFINITION RED SOX GAME seeing the red sox win in high def on a big screen was great whit > I don't think they build a dog large enough to scarf one of -them- choads > down. Have you turned over a new leaf, and from now on will be delivering only straight lines? Signature"I hear the rumors on the internets." -- George W. Bush >> I don't think they build a dog large enough to scarf one of -them- choads >> down. > > Have you turned over a new leaf, and from now on will be delivering only > straight lines? Yes... Thanks for noticing. For your penance, say 9/11 x 10,000 Acts of Contrition. God Bless. -Go in Peace, -and sin no more my Son. *SNORT -Father Cap'n TrVth > >> > *spits* > >> > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > i'm against it, but that's the culture Against it? Why? > *spits* > > I just caught our four month old Pixie-Bob kitten in the bathroom > licking our toothbrushes. > > Ew. xxxx I keep mine out of reach. > Not nearly as disgusting as the time I caught our Basset Hound gorging > on 'Kittie-Roca' from the kittie litter box, though. xxxx Wife and I went to Reno one year and left the Registered Lewellin English Setter male with the folks. http://www.vvm.com/~dthacker/hunting.html ( EXCELLENT PHEASANT DOG ) They went for a ride one day and thought it would be a treat for the dog so they took him along. They stopped on a side road to let the dog stretch his legs. The Setter ran into a pasture and proceeded to roll in fresh cow pies until he was one matted mess of cow sh.t and cockle burrs. Dad blames me to this day. ( an old habit from being a Democrat years ago but since converted, mostly ).... :-) The dog lost most of his " feathers " in clean-up which took some time I must say. Be sure and use a kittie litter that compliments the cat turd and is not abrasive to the dogs teeth. A good cat turd is the Almond Roca of the dog world. http://www.dawnolsen.com/archives/000897.html I wouldn't want a dog that couldn't quaff a few cat turds for desert. It helps the digestion you know. NoDog29:-) > Developing.... > > *spits* > > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > The dog lost most of his " feathers " in clean-up which took some time I > must say. I took my girl to the Genesee dog park one time and she rolled around in dead possum - It cost me extra at the puppy grooming place for an un-scheduled appointment, but was worth every penny. > Be sure and use a kittie litter that compliments the cat turd and is not > abrasive to the dogs teeth. A good cat turd is the Almond Roca of the dog > world. http://www.dawnolsen.com/archives/000897.html > I wouldn't want a dog that couldn't quaff a few cat turds for desert. > It helps the digestion you know. Actually, we simply put the litter box in a cabinet with a catten size, but basset proof door on it. Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill > I just caught our four month old Pixie-Bob kitten in the bathroom >licking our toothbrushes. Get something that covers the toothbrushes. Mine are in a Braun Oral B holder that mounts on the wall and covers the tooth brushes. The cat can't get at it (as far as I can tell). > Not nearly as disgusting as the time I caught our Basset Hound gorging >on 'Kittie-Roca' from the kittie litter box, though. What is Kittie-Roca? | *spits* | [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] | | Developing.... You know, I was wondering for weeks why kitten left no poop - until I caught Jack Russell ... Carola > | *spits* > | [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > You know, I was wondering for weeks why kitten left no poop - until I caught > Jack Russell ... Does Jack Russell like to hop up and plant one on your cheek? <shudders> Ew. Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill how did it get from the tooth brush to the litter box? Jean.P. > > | *spits* > > | [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." > - Winston Churchill > *spits* > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Developing.... You're still alive, no harm done. Might have been beneficial. > > *spits* > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Might have been beneficial. Sure... That's all fine and dandy... Fine and dandy right up to the point where the dog wants to come up and give you puppy kisses, torres. Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill (Headers trimmed to excluded non-cat groups) Emmi H wrote: ---------------------<snip>---------------------- > Not nearly as disgusting as the time I caught our Basset Hound gorging >on 'Kittie-Roca' from the kittie litter box, though. The dog my wife lived with as a teen and a young woman would merely knock them out of the cat's litter pan and then bark to attract attention to the 'evidence that the cat had soiled the floor. Regards and Purrs, O J > (Headers trimmed to excluded non-cat groups) > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Regards and Purrs, > O J > *spits* > > I just caught our four month old Pixie-Bob kitten in the bathroom >licking our toothbrushes. It's practice for the upcoming bio-warfare that will be waged by us Animals against you Humans. Animal agents have infiltrated every home in America. Soon! Not only will you surrender and obey the new environmental regulations but will become the new "Pets". -- Col. Bunn E. Rabbit, National Animal Security Agency(NASA) > Ew. > > Not nearly as disgusting as the time I caught our Basset Hound gorging >on 'Kittie-Roca' from the kittie litter box, though. > > Developing.... _____ "Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor _____ "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny", Aeschylus (525BC-456BC), Agamemnon _____ "I wear no Burka." - Mother Nature ---------- To send mail: remove hutch > > *spits* > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > in America. Soon! Not only will you surrender and obey the new > environmental regulations but will become the new "Pets". Funny... My cattens and kittens have *always* treated me as though *I* were the pet, Bunn. Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill Ugh. Now I remember why I prefer cats, toothbrush-lickers or not! jodie > Ugh. Now I remember why I prefer cats, toothbrush-lickers or not! > > jodie Yeah, and do you know what else they probably licked before they brushed their teeth with your toothbrush???? :) That why I keep my toothbrush in the drawer! Ya cant watch 'em 24/7, and they KNOW when they are under surveillence. Gary >> > *spits* >> > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Funny... My cattens and kittens have *always* treated me as though *I* >were the pet, Bunn. We are. It dates all the way back to Egyptian times. -- Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed" Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253. AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004 You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com "Again, think type and _them_ make sure that your babble is understood in the common ENGLISH language." -ExcrementOne displays his familiarity with irony > > > *spits* > > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Funny... My cattens and kittens have *always* treated me as though *I* > were the pet, Bunn. Wait until you see what they've been leaving in your shoes. SignatureChadwick Stone? Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet? "No longer anonymous but still immune" Usenet's most helpful netizen SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick Skepticult? ID: 581-00504-208 A mean and nasty bastard I am the New World Order > X-No-Archive: YES > > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Wait until you see what they've been leaving in your shoes. Bits of a shredded roll of paper towels this morning. Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "Emmi H." > Funny... My cattens and kittens have >*always* treated me as though *I* > were the pet, Bunn. > Emmi H. You know they love to lick their a.s. > "Emmi H." > > Funny... My cattens and kittens have [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > You know they love to lick their a.s. I know there are times when they consider licking their arse a moral imperative - Butt I dunno 'bout love, torres. Signature- Emmi H. "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill >"Emmi H." >> Funny... My cattens and kittens have [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >You know they love to lick their a.s. Source: http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html (I'm sure the folks on rpc have seen this, but the others might not have. Cat Haiku You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! good dog! good dog! The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound Cat vomit hairball somewhere. Will find in morning. Grace personified I leap into the window I meant to do that Blur of motion, then- Silence, me, a paper bag What is so funny? The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds Your foot just squashed one. You're always typing Well, let's see you ignore my Sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box You cannot see me if I Can just hide my head. Terrible battle I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a "term paper"? Kitty likes plastic Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner Want to trim my claws Don't even think about it! My yelps will wake the dead I want to be close To you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper. Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in the bed, then screams! My claws aren't that sharp.... Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much" Litter box not there You must have moved it again I'll crap in the sink The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold time for "Cup Hockey" We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt. -- Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed" Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253. AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004 You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com "Again, think type and _them_ make sure that your babble is understood in the common ENGLISH language." -ExcrementOne displays his familiarity with irony > *spits* > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Not nearly as disgusting as the time I caught our Basset Hound gorging > on 'Kittie-Roca' from the kittie litter box, though. It's almost the perfect food for dogs. Maybe you could get a two for one, feed the cat and let the cat feed the dog. > Developing.... Drudge without the popups. Signature"In August Rudyard's listlessness called for another series of major and very unpleasant medical examinations.... He later joked ... 'If this is what Oscar Wilde went to prison for, he ought to have got the Victoria Cross.'", Andrew Lycett, "Rudyard Kipling" LOL! It just goes to show, what Gramma used to say is right: "What you don't know, won't hurt you" Of course, when you eventually discover it by accident, that changes EVERYTHING! Kate | *spits* | [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] | | Developing.... Sweet cat! The message is: Please, please buy me some mint treats so that I don't have to rely on toothpaste any longer! Listen to your cat! Carola | LOL! | [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] || || Developing.... > Sweet cat! > The message is: Please, please buy me some mint treats so that I don't have > to rely on toothpaste any longer! > Listen to your cat! or wash things before puting them in your mouth careful acts that spring allow realized ego to a mindful end arf meow arf peers use parks sadly earls now dwell on wane or fro take all law on next Thats really funny, I cracked up at the thought of Pixie-bob trying to clean his teeth, and how long it could have been going on for. Jean.P. > *spits* > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." > - Winston Churchill Its been going on for a while, I'd say... Cockroaches also like to lick your toothbrush - all the better reason to either put it in a drawer, or use a cover! > *spits* > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Developing.... Its been going on for a while, I'd say... Cockroaches also like to lick your toothbrush - all the better reason to either put it in a drawer, or use a cover! > *spits* > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Developing.... > Its been going on for a while, I'd say... > > Cockroaches also like to lick your toothbrush - all the better reason to > either put it in a drawer, or use a cover! xxxx What cat would allow a cockroach around ? My killer female brings home birds and rats almost daily and nary a spider around either. 29 > > *spits* > > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > > > Developing.... |
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