Heeeelllo, all!

   I thought that I would pop in here and see what is afoot.  My wife
and I have 4 chilren, all of whom are fuzzy and go "meow," as it were.
Their names are as follows:

   "The Fat One" - a blue-point Himalayan.  If there is even the
faintest evidence of food being prepared or eaten, he is there.
Although he is not especially fat or heavy, he is a glutton - we
believe that he equates food with love.  His meow closely resembles
the voice of Kim Carnes.  Had South Park been around when they were
given to me, I would have named him "Cartman" (A.K.A. "Fatty")

   "The Not-So-Fat One" - another blue-point Himi, he is a littermate
of The Fat One and is, of course, thinner and lighter in weight.  He
equates physical affection with love.  If any petting is going on, he
must be involved.  He says extremely little. (A.K.A. "Not-So-Fatty")

   "The Foof" - a small female, she is a Himi with dark patchy
points.  Our theory is that she was expelled from Hell because she
made Satan nervous.  Her eyes truly appear to be windows into Hell, as
they will glow yellow, orange or red in the dimmest of lights.  She
has small but impressive tufts at the ends of her ears - our
unscientific studies suggest that at one time these were likely horns.
She is very talkative and has an extremely expressive voice.  (A.K.A.
"Foofie")

   "Vladdie" - a male red-cream Persian with blue eyes (like the
other three), he is the youngest and strangest of the lot.  When the
air gets dry in the winter, he has a habit of snorting when he purrs
or gets excited.  He loves The Foof, who, according to feline logic,
hates him with a passion.  (A.K.A. "Moosh" or "Punkinhead")

   I can and will send pictures if you so desire -  I don't mind
sharing, even though I am no photographer.  As a matter of fact, I
presently see that only Santa Claus has posted any pictures.  I think
that they will add a bit of "variety" to the postings.   Shall I
begin?

-Bleep