I'm Mike, in a little place called Chalybeate Ky, near Mammoth Cave.
Although I do pay the mortgage here, there is a band of feline outlaws that
live here that won't let me forget who really runs the place.

Turvy (Bombullerina)   The queen mother, 10 years old.  She and I have
crossed the country twice and lived in 3 states.  Rules the household with
very sharp claws.  Turvy is half the duo of Topsy and Turvy, but Topsy was
adopted before I found them.

Mischief (Mistoffolees)  My big big boy.  Mischief was adopted from a
shelter in Bowling Green ky, having been living on the mean streets for 3
years before the lady that fed him most nights finally took him in.  He is
an ex-stray, streetwise, smak talking thug-kitty.

Etcetera (Baby)  Found by my mom on the farm, probably 3 weeks old, with 2
brothers.  All we can figure is that a coyote may have gotten the mother, as
she never ever showed up.  Etcetera lives here, her brother Loki with my
mom, and her brother Thor with my sister.

Rumpleteaser (Blondie)  Showed up at a co-workers farm one day, so hungry
that she was trying to gnaw pieces off a fed block made for cattle.  He fed
her some tuna and called me, and the next day she got a ride and ended up
here.  Blondie is very very timid around new people, but once she gets to
know someone she's a total lapcat, and a talker.

Skimbleshanks (Hobo)  One day in June my plant manager, services director
and production manager were all standing beside the plant talking when a
tiny kitten hopped down from the wheel carriage of a train car and trotted
over to them.  I was leaving after night shift, and after him eating all the
turkey off the production manager's lunch sandwich, we were off to the vet.

Well, thats my gang.  I don't know how active a poster I will be, just
wanted everyone to know we were here  :)

Mike
The early bird gets the worm;
but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese!!