August 24, 2004
San Francisco, CA.

A rabid homosexual male was captured by police after biting 26 year
old Martin Wagner in the groin, causing severe injuries.  Wagner said
it was around 9pm, and he was walking home from the corner grocery
store, when this man came running out from between two apartment
buildings.  He said that this man then asked him if he is gay.

Wagner, a married heterosexual, said he was really shocked when this
man, who was foaming from the mouth, began making very rude, filthy
and perverted statements.

"I told him to get lost, or I'd call the police".  "That's when he
snarled and sunk his teeth into my groin", said Wagner.

Wagner was severely injured, and is being treated for his injuries and
receiving rabies treatment.  He will require plastic surgery to
restore his sexual organs to their previous condition, and doctors
only give him a twenty percent chance of being fertile in the future.

The rabid man, whose name is being withheld, is being held by police
with no bail, and doctors have determined that he is definately rabid.

DNA tests reveal that he has bitten other persons, and possibly
animals.  Local authorities are alerting the city to report all
injuries that appear to be bite marks on other people and on their
pets.

Thomas Rushman - Gazette Reporter