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Cat Forum / General Topics / July 2004Keeping the vermin out.
ATTN, all keen gardeners ! Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1. I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition .... growing flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout summer. The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local vermin, aka CATS ! Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR dustbin) fresh cat sh.t EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets. Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what VERY selfish people they are. The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's sh.tting machine is theirs ! They make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I thank the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on their own premises. THANK YOU ! Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden & had a sh.t in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it up , EVERYDAY ? The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners. Cats ALWAYS sh.t outside of their owners premises. Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other animals "kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every time I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body ...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse. Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs. Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures". But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors, unlike dogs. To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved garden. Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. ( "TORA" is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it. Cats are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back. It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about ...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( & hopefully onto their carpets !). Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive (large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden. Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-sh.t-affected area ) is up to you. Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas. Happy vermin eradicating ! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! Cat's should be outlawed. There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests. Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. Wipe the lot out. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! > MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. This was vaguely funny the first 10 times you posted it. Are you stupid? MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! Cat's should be outlawed. There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests. Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. Wipe the lot out. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! Cat's should be outlawed. There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests. Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. Wipe the lot out. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! Cat's should be outlawed. There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests. Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. Wipe the lot out. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! Cat's should be outlawed. There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests. Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. Wipe the lot out. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! Cat's should be outlawed. There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests. Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. Wipe the lot out. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!! Cat's should be outlawed. There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests. Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches. Wipe the lot out. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to give it a visit. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! > Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole > garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to > give it a visit. It's a very large & apparently well-aged cat. I've seen it , but have not (YET !) been quick enough to kill it. Our garden is huge. 2 questions arrise, here. What's thrash ? Dogs cannot get into our garden, why should I give a flying f*ck about them ? The feline vermin sh.ts in our garden, every day. You have still not answered MY question ...... "How about I come & sh.t in your garden, EVERYDAY ?" C'mon ....... be honest, pussy boy. >You have still not answered MY question ...... "How about I come & sh.t in >your garden, EVERYDAY ?" I would point out if you're one of the many dog owners around here they let their dogs relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere. And that is with a pooper scoop law. Have you ever notice that it is always the dumb dog owners that expects their non-owning dog neighbors that wants them to buy the pooper scoopers! > >You have still not answered MY question ...... "How about I come & sh.t in > >your garden, EVERYDAY ?" > I would point out if you're one of the many dog owners around here > they let their dogs relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere. > And that is with a pooper scoop law. thrash means to tear up or destroy. Your neighbor's dogs must really be stupid. > > Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole > > garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > C'mon ....... be honest, pussy boy. > Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole > garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to > give it a visit. It's a very large & apparently well-aged cat. I've seen it , but have not (YET !) been quick enough to kill it. Our garden is huge. 2 questions arrise, here. What's thrash ? Dogs cannot get into our garden, why should I give a flying f*ck about them ? The feline vermin sh.ts in our garden, every day. You have still not answered MY question ...... "How about I come & sh.t in your garden, EVERYDAY ?" C'mon ....... be honest, pussy boy. > You have still not answered MY question ...... "How about I come & sh.t in > your garden, EVERYDAY ?" Some would say, "Cool! Free fertilizer!" Some would reach for their shotgun. I would reach for the phone and call the cops. I would really like to be in the courthouse when you and your attorney make an appearance to defend yourself against the charge of shatting in someone's garden. > Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole > garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to > give it a visit. It's a very large & apparently well-aged cat. I've seen it , but have not (YET !) been quick enough to kill it. Our garden is huge. 2 questions arrise, here. What's thrash ? Dogs cannot get into our garden, why should I give a flying f*ck about them ? The feline vermin sh.ts in our garden, every day. You have still not answered MY question ...... "How about I come & sh.t in your garden, EVERYDAY ?" C'mon ....... be honest, pussy boy. U stupid poof. Tiny cats get through tiny holes. They, then, proceed to sh.t wherever they like. Eugene is a typical sodomite's , cat owner name. Piss off & feed your cat, afore yer boyfriend fills yer bum full of sperm. Goddam soddomite. > Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole > garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to [quoted text clipped - 78 lines] > > > > Happy vermin eradicating ! U stupid poof. Tiny cats get through tiny holes. They, then, proceed to sh.t wherever they like. Eugene is a typical sodomite's , cat owner name. Piss off & feed your cat, afore yer boyfriend fills yer bum full of sperm. Goddam soddomite. > Must be an extremely small garden that one small cat can thrash the whole > garden. What a really big disaster if a stupid extra large dog decided to [quoted text clipped - 78 lines] > > > > Happy vermin eradicating ! OK, point taken that no pet owner has the right to expect his neighbors to tolerate his cat messing in their garden. You're right. City folks shouldn't let their cats roam all over. But other than that, you're an idiot. Sherry >OK, point taken that no pet owner has the right to expect his neighbors to >tolerate his cat messing in their garden. You're right. City folks shouldn't >let their cats roam all over. >But other than that, you're an idiot. > >Sherry Add: rude and crude! >OK, point taken that no pet owner has the right to expect his neighbors to >tolerate his cat messing in their garden. You're right. City folks shouldn't >let their cats roam all over. >But other than that, you're an idiot. I would point out around here there are a couple of oudoor cats, there several dozen dogs that carlessly releive themselves everywhere. > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! Unlike dogs, that produce big poop all over peoples' yards and whose owners fail to clean it up, cats are neat, tidy, clean, and bury their small excrement. A cat has never done any damage to my gardens, unlike dogs who dig big-time, and I believe you are exaggerating what you've posted, hence you are just trolling in the newsgroup. The biggest garden menace are raccoons (digging) and rabbits (nibbling). If you have a problem with chimpmunks, mice, and rabbits munching on your garden produce, cats will keep your garden under control. Can a cat actually scale your private walled garden?? By the way, the best garden fertilizer is rabbit poop. Next is bat guano. Not putting you down but I once had a neighbor that didn't like cats. as Mick seems to.Seems this one huge Tabby Tom had it in for this cat hater. Every time this tom saw this neighbor looking out his window at his car that he took great pride in this tom would get up on the bonnet of the car and back up to the car's window then piss while staring right in the face of this neighbor.One morning this neighbor was so outraged that he got his shotgun and fired on the tom. Missed the tom but did manage to hit the car window. Not only this but the police came and gave him a ticket for discharging a gun within the city limit's. The neighbor moved but the tom is still around. > > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > > [quoted text clipped - 75 lines] > Can a cat actually scale your private walled garden?? By the way, the > best garden fertilizer is rabbit poop. Next is bat guano. >Cats ALWAYS sh.t outside of their owners premises. Personally my cats stay indoors 24/7 and use the indoor litterbox. >Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other animals >"kill for fun" ? In this country where hunting is common among humans do you really want an answer to that? >Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive >(large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden. Also would be illegal to use. >Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted >intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with >cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-sh.t-affected area ) is up to you. Except around here where it would be a crime. > >Cats ALWAYS sh.t outside of their owners premises. > Personally my cats stay indoors 24/7 and use the indoor litterbox. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > In this country where hunting is common among humans do you really > want an answer to that? Excellent point!! Also add: dogs that kill cats "for fun" and numerous other instances. MaryL How many other groups are you going to post this in? Seems every pet group I visit you post this message. Get a life! You poop in thier territory<sp> every time you go camping & dump your camper toilet or whatever. I surely hope you don't own a pet ! I'm sure more then cats poop in the garden! > How many other groups are you going to post this in? Seems every pet > group I visit you post this message. Get a life! You poop in thier > territory<sp> every time you go camping & dump your camper toilet or > whatever. I surely hope you don't own a pet ! I'm sure more then cats > poop in the garden! Did you really intend to post this to me? Your message appears under mine, but I suspect it was really intended for the OP. ;o) MaryL It is intended for the a--hole who started this thread. In MOP, all he wants is attention as he has posted this in almost all the cat groups. > It is intended for the a--hole who started this thread. In MOP, all he > wants is attention as he has posted this in almost all the cat groups. Thanks. I thought as much...and I agree. In fact, we may be dealing with one or two trolls here. MaryL ... | The garden is OURS ! ... Correction: You currently use the garden along with a million other species. The notion that the garden is YOURS is a purely anthropocentric fantasy. You can't control the air, the weather, the sun or the rain. You can't control the insects, the microorganisms or the birds that pass over. Dogs, firemen and cable guys use the land shamelessly. Nematodes and fungi saturate it. And you surely can't control any Ice Age that might decide to glaciate "your" garden. So how can it be "yours" in any other than a very limited sense? You share the enjoyment and use of this land. Period. Get over yourself. PS Learn to spell. PPS You seem to have control issues. Maybe you need counseling. But perhaps this falls under the "get over yourself" suggestion. I don't normally top post. But I didn't want you to have to wait to see my thoughts. My thoughts? You are Profound!!!!! You are a student of the natural world and man's gentle attempts to relax in gardens that can only mimic a faint echo of the majesty of nature - as it is! Let alone with the ravages of cats too! In the real world Cats would be chopped down by coyotes and wolves and about twenty other things until they were kept in check. Here In artsy fartsy suburban America people replicate cats until there are barely any songbirds or frogs or lizards or anything else under about a pound in weight. Cats are ok for dying people to pet as their choke up over their dander and flea collars. But that is about it. The only reason cats were around in the first place was to take care of mice and rats on working farms. If the cats got too numerous the farmers dog took care of the problem. But now people are clueless as to the nature of the feline sawed off domestic infection that is so banely passed off as simple "some kook with cats". Cats ARE the new rats! P.S. I especially like the part about " cat owner's sh.tting machine " I think you have quite the poetic flair! > ATTN, all keen gardeners ! > [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > Happy vermin eradicating ! |
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