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Cat Forum / General Topics / May 2004Declawing Question
Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger around almost like they are still drugged!! Anyway, I am concerned about something. It looks as though they are in some pain and there has been some bleeding. This worries me. I'm not really sure how to get cat blood out of my carpet. I mean, I love these cats and all, but if they are going to make a mess of the carpet, I think I'm going to have to get rid of them. Can someone help me please? Thanks!! Jon Balzac, AB <SNIPPED> CAT LOVERS: DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME RESPONDING TO THE TROLL. THE ONLY THING LOSERS LIKE HIM LIVE FOR IS RESPONSES. THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO TO HIM IS TO NOT ANSWER AT ALL. IT'S A "SPORT" ON HIS LOSER NEWSGROUP TO "FISH" FOR FLAMEBAIT IN CROSSPOSTS. DON'T BOTHER WITH THE LOSER. REMEMBER: THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO TO HIM IS TO IGNORE HIM. > <SNIPPED> > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > IT'S A "SPORT" ON HIS LOSER NEWSGROUP TO "FISH" FOR FLAMEBAIT IN > CROSSPOSTS. DON'T BOTHER WITH THE LOSER. I am sorry, but you are mistaken. I am an avid reader of alt.cats since I first got my pets about four years ago...lots of good advice in this chatroom. You see, I just got a new leather couch and decided it was time for the declawing. I am really having trouble with the cat blood on the carpet though. And both of them look pretty sad which is kind of pathetic, but I figure they will get over it. Jon | > <SNIPPED> | > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] | | Jon Look, you idiot, why did you post the nonsense to a football group, and why have you changed your mail address so quickly? Guess you are used to being PLONKED! > | > <SNIPPED> > | > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > have you changed your mail address so quickly? Guess you are used to being > PLONKED! 1-Because I post there often 2-Because I have multiple accounts. HTH Jon > > <SNIPPED> > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Jon You must have a terrible vet. Getting a cat declawed is no worse than cutting your own toenails. James > > > <SNIPPED> > > > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > James Absolutely. My pedicurist sat me down a few months ago and removed the last joint of each of my toes. She did me a big favor because now I never have to have my toenails trimmed again. I'm seriously considering having my fingers done, too. And then my gums. --Geno >>> <SNIPPED> >>> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > You must have a terrible vet. Getting a cat declawed is no worse than > cutting your own toenails. That's exactly right. I guess I am having some trouble understanding everyone's concern. Jon I have leather upholstry and Thomasville case goods. I have 5 'fully armed' and 1 declawed (came to me that way). I have put about 70 rescued 'fully armed' cats/kittens through my house in the last 2 years. I still have nice furniture. HOWEVER, I did spend about $200 on various scratching posts and pads. You should have confined them to a bathroom without carpet till they healed. Oh, no, that would be cruel.  SignatureJoe http://www.jwpitt.com/cats.htm Cat Rescue http://www.animalrescuefoundation.com God created the cat so man could have the pleasure of petting the tiger > > <SNIPPED> > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Jon > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger > around almost like they are still drugged!! > > Anyway, I am concerned about something. It looks as though they are > in some pain and there has been some bleeding. Don't worry about it, they're only cats. GT You are so pathetic. > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Jon > Balzac, AB > You are so pathetic. I know. I've tried Resolve and that Oxy Woolite stuff, but neither is working too well... Have any suggestions? Jon >> Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have >> just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >> Jon >> Balzac, AB > > You are so pathetic. > > I know. I've tried Resolve and that Oxy Woolite stuff, but neither is > working too well... > > Have any suggestions? Stir frying. Lot's of Thai sauce. v/r Beau > > You are so pathetic. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Jon He, he (not that I believe that your doing anything but baiting people) but once you've used a cleaner on blood it's too late to get it out. W > > > You are so pathetic. > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > W Even Windex? v/r Beau > You are so pathetic. Serious question here. My dad is a vet who performs declawing, but only for young kittens who will be strictly indoors pets. He has never had a patient that experienced an adverse reaction to the procedure. The vet across town offers declawing to adult cats, and my dad is always having to patch them up when their owners bring them in with problems. I find it strange that radicals in the cat groups would equate these two men. What is it about cat ownership that breeds this type of behavior? >> You are so pathetic. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > with problems. I find it strange that radicals in the cat groups > would equate these two men. The whole damn debate is stupid. 15 years ago, nobody cared. Now it's a travesty. People are dying of hunger and hatred in this world and these bozos get worked about about a cat. Talk about moral relativism. I have two indoor cats, declawed on all four paws. They seem happy and content with their lot in life...they are fed well, treated well, pet often, get to look outside and the birds. I have no moral problem with what I did and frankly I don't care if others are bothered by it. Jon > >> You are so pathetic. > > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Jon TwoSquirrelsHumping treats me the same way, every since she had me made into a eunuch. SignatureMoParMan----Remove Clothes to Reply... Scud Coordinates: Latitude: 32.61208 Degrees North Longitude: 96.92995 Degrees West Depth: 17.35 Inches > > >> You are so pathetic. > > > [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > TwoSquirrelsHumping treats me the same way, every since she had > me made into a eunuch. Hey you shouldn't aughta be talking about religion in this here internet chat groop thingy v/r Beau > > You are so pathetic. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > would equate these two men. What is it about cat ownership that > breeds this type of behavior? And again, why do it? It's completely unnecessary - and, not i'ts not common practice everywhere that cats are owned. Never heard of it happening in this country. So you might get a few scratches on a few things - so what? To me it suggests that the person values inanimate objects ahead of animate beings, in which case they should get a statue of a cat and pat it when they want to. Everyone will be happier all round. > > "minerva nine" <minervanine@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:<YemdnWYs6_GAAQTd4p2dnA@io.com>... [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > beings, in which case they should get a statue of a cat and pat it when they > want to. Everyone will be happier all round. If a cat scratched my Hemi or my Woody, I would have a dead cat. (period) SignatureMoParMan----Remove Clothes to Reply... Scud Coordinates: Latitude: 32.61208 Degrees North Longitude: 96.92995 Degrees West Depth: 17.35 Inches > > "minerva nine" <minervanine@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:<YemdnWYs6_GAAQTd4p2dnA@io.com>... [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > beings, in which case they should get a statue of a cat and pat it when they > want to. Everyone will be happier all round. Dood things cost money. Cats are easier to replace then some pretty good things. Besides inanimate objects shouldn't be abused just because they lack motion. What are you? Some kind of motional relativisist? v/r Beau > Dood things cost money. Cats are easier to replace then some pretty good > things. Not pedigrees, they're not! Besides inanimate objects shouldn't be abused just because they > lack motion. What are you? Some kind of motional relativisist? Absolutely :-) > > Dood things cost money. Cats are easier to replace then some pretty good > > things. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Absolutely :-) Well I guess if you are gonna abuse something inanimate objects might as well catch hell. v/r Beau >>> "minerva nine" <minervanine@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:<YemdnWYs6_GAAQTd4p2dnA@io.com>... [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >> get a statue of a cat and pat it when they want to. Everyone will be >> happier all round. Yes Mary, the cats living on the streets or those who are euthanized by "humane" socieities would be much better off. We also cut their nuts off. Such is the life of a cat. Jon > >> And again, why do it? It's completely unnecessary - and, not i'ts > >> not common practice everywhere that cats are owned. Never heard of [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Jon So you cut the fingers off your own cats and bitch about their showing pain when bleeding all over your precious carpet, yet you disapprove of having feral cats fixed and neutered to prevent their over-population. Does that sum it up? You should change your posting name to "Clueless in Calgary". > > >> And again, why do it? It's completely unnecessary - and, not i'ts > > >> not common practice everywhere that cats are owned. Never heard of [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > feral cats fixed and neutered to prevent their over-population. Does that > sum it up? You should change your posting name to "Clueless in Calgary". No. I have no problem neutering nor do I have a problem with declawing. Both are surguries from which cats heal completely and make them more attractive as pets. Jon > Yes Mary, the cats living on the streets or those who are euthanized by > "humane" socieities would be much better off. We also cut their nuts off. > Such is the life of a cat. Having claws does not doom a cat to a life on the streets, being abandonded does. Having claws does not prevent unwanted kittens. Being neutered does. There is no reason to declaw other than that the owner a) values a lounge suite more than a cat b) doesn't have enough imagination to teach its cat not to sharpen its claws on the lounge sweet and c) goes through life looking for the easy way out, no matter what effect it has on other creatures. > > Yes Mary, the cats living on the streets or those who are euthanized by > > "humane" socieities would be much better off. We also cut their nuts off. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > looking for the easy way out, no matter what effect it has on other > creatures. Well ya but some stuff is way expensive and harder to replace then some dumn cat. I mean, there are like lot's and lot's of cats. I have only owned a few sofas. v/r Beau > Well ya but some stuff is way expensive and harder to replace then some dumn > cat. Then here's a really easy solution: don't own a cat. > > Well ya but some stuff is way expensive and harder to replace then some > dumn > > cat. > > Then here's a really easy solution: don't own a cat. But how will I eat? Jefferson circa Mon, 10 May 2004 19:10:27 +1200, in rec.pets.cats, Ashley (ashleyjane@XXXXXxtra.co.nz) said, > > Well ya but some stuff is way expensive and harder to replace then some > dumn > > cat. > > Then here's a really easy solution: don't own a cat. Don't feed the troll. Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Mon, 10 May 2004 19:10:27 +1200, in rec.pets.cats, Ashley > (ashleyjane@XXXXXxtra.co.nz) said, [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > > Don't feed the troll. Trolls eat cats? v/r Beau > > Well ya but some stuff is way expensive and harder to replace then some > dumn > > cat. > > Then here's a really easy solution: don't own a cat. I'm sorry...own a what? v/r Beau > > Yes Mary, the cats living on the streets or those who are euthanized by > > "humane" socieities would be much better off. We also cut their nuts off. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > looking for the easy way out, no matter what effect it has on other > creatures. Well, you have hit (a) and (b) right on the head. However, the difference between you and I is that I don't have some type of warped ethos that says declawing is immoral. Jon > > Having claws does not doom a cat to a life on the streets, being abandonded > > does. Having claws does not prevent unwanted kittens. Being neutered does. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Jon You cut your cats fingers off only because you bought a leather couch. Declawing is horribly cruel, which is why it is becoming illegal in more and more places. Yes, you do have a warped ethos, you should be ashamed. Marquette University's standards are obviously slipping. >>"Ashley" <ashleyjane@XXXXXxtra.co.nz> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > Declawing is horribly cruel, which is why it is becoming illegal in more and > more places. Places with a warped sense of morality. Declawing is not cruel. > Yes, you do have a warped ethos, you should be ashamed. > Marquette University's standards are obviously slipping. You obviously think that it's kind of cute to put little factoids out there on my past. But obsession is never pretty. Oh, at least Marquette taught me the difference between what is a real ethical debate and a moronic one. Jon > > "Ashley" <ashleyjane@XXXXXxtra.co.nz> wrote in message > news:<OKvnc.2579$XI4.99939@news.xtra.co.nz>... [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > more places. Yes, you do have a warped ethos, you should be ashamed. > Marquette University's standards are obviously slipping. Do you cut your fingernails? Or aren't you a masochist? Jefferson > > > "Ashley" <ashleyjane@XXXXXxtra.co.nz> wrote in message > > news:<OKvnc.2579$XI4.99939@news.xtra.co.nz>... [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Jefferson I'm starting to realize that you and Mary are just perfect for one another. > > > > "Ashley" <ashleyjane@XXXXXxtra.co.nz> wrote in message > > > news:<OKvnc.2579$XI4.99939@news.xtra.co.nz>... [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > I'm starting to realize that you and Mary are just perfect for one another. Mary is the epitome of class among women. You are the blind squirrel finding an acorn. Jefferson circa Mon, 10 May 2004 20:22:12 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, > I'm starting to realize that you and Mary are just perfect for one another. You are an obsessive little freak. Do you stalk only in cyberspace, or are you a complete nutcase in real life, too? Please quit subjecting the rest of us to your unresolved mommy issues. We all realize that she didn't like you, either, but sheesh, do you have to keep showing us why? Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Mon, 10 May 2004 20:22:12 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor > (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Laura Shut up Professor! Laura is the nicest person in this group. You must be obscessed with her. Get over it before she laminates you. J.C. > circa Mon, 10 May 2004 20:22:12 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor > (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Laura > Too late. One glimpse of Laura's dark side and the football ng shriveled. Shut up Professor! Laura is the nicest person in this group. You must be obscessed with her. Get over it before she laminates you. J.C. >> circa Mon, 10 May 2004 20:22:12 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor >> (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Shut up Professor! Laura is the nicest person in this group. You must > be obscessed with her. Get over it before she laminates you. Besides, there's nothing wrong with a girl with a dark side. It makes the sex more interesting. SignatureDaniel Seriff Dancing away my hunger pains, moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way. circa Mon, 10 May 2004 14:11:10 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, > You cut your cats fingers off only because you bought a leather couch. > Declawing is horribly cruel, which is why it is becoming illegal in more and > more places. Yes, you do have a warped ethos, you should be ashamed. > Marquette University's standards are obviously slipping. "I'm not picking on you, but you tend to be extremely harsh when responding to others. It would be nice if you tried to be more understanding and less judgmental. I teed off on someone who occasionally posts here, but only after seeing the nasty things he posts on other newsgroups." -Professor Bipolar? Sexually frustrated? Or just smaller than the other boys, there, Proffie? Saaaaad. Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Mon, 10 May 2004 14:11:10 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor > (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Laura You seem frustrated. Are you hawt? I bet you are hawt. v/r Beau >> circa Mon, 10 May 2004 14:11:10 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor >> (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > You seem frustrated. Are you hawt? I bet you are hawt. I can certainly attest that she is quite hawt indeed. SignatureFris "And she's a brainiac, too" bee® Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics circa Wed, 12 May 2004 12:08:11 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, =?Windows- 1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?= (billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com) said, > >> "I'm not picking on you, but you tend to be extremely harsh when > >> responding to others. It would be nice if you tried to be more [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I can certainly attest that she is quite hawt indeed. That's why I make the big bucks. ;-) Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Wed, 12 May 2004 12:08:11 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, =?Windows- > 1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?= (billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com) said, [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Laura Joo make the beeg bucks? sh.t mahn, cut a grrrl a check. circa Sat, 15 May 2004 17:39:29 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Mary (rosefan@email.com) said, > > > > You seem frustrated. Are you hawt? I bet you are hawt. > > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Joo make the beeg bucks? sh.t mahn, cut a grrrl a check. Yeah, but I live in New York, which means the big bucks don't stretch far. ;-) Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Sat, 15 May 2004 17:39:29 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Mary > (rosefan@email.com) said, [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Yeah, but I live in New York, which means the big bucks don't stretch > far. ;-) Can't blame me for trying. ;) > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > mess of the carpet, I think I'm going to have to get rid of them. Can > someone help me please? Thanks!! I have found that boiling their paws in hot water for 10 minutes per paw will stop the bleeding. Try white vinegar on the bloody carpet. SignatureMoParMan----Remove Clothes to Reply... Scud Coordinates: Latitude: 32.61208 Degrees North Longitude: 96.92995 Degrees West Depth: 17.35 Inches > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Jon > Balzac, AB This made me laff...unfortunately I had a mouff full of chicken fajitas. How do I get that stuff out from between my keys? v/r Beau On 05 May 2004, you wrote in rec.sport.football.college: >> Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have >> just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > v/r Beau Do you think that was really *chicken* you were eating? > On 05 May 2004, you wrote in rec.sport.football.college: > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Do you think that was really *chicken* you were eating? Meow. SignatureDaniel Seriff Honesty means never having to say "Please don't flush me down the toilet!" - Bob the Dinosaur > On 05 May 2004, you wrote in rec.sport.football.college: > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Do you think that was really *chicken* you were eating? Sure. There wasn't any fur on it...this time. v/r Beau > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > mess of the carpet, I think I'm going to have to get rid of them. Can > someone help me please? Thanks!! One word for you: cauterization. SignatureDaniel Seriff Dancing away my hunger pains, moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way. > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Jon > Balzac, AB Duct Tape. SignatureFris "Both carpet and paws" bee® Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Jon Enslin <jenslin@charter.net> wrote in rec.pets.cats.health+behav: > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Jon > Balzac, AB Lamest troll ever seen in the cat group. SignatureBrandy??Alexandre http://www.swydm.com/?refer=BrandyAlx Well, would you? --- Why are people with closed minds first to open their mouths? > Jon Enslin <jenslin@charter.net> wrote in > rec.pets.cats.health+behav: > > > Hi there! > > Lamest troll ever seen in the cat group. And only the lamest show up in the cat groups. The kind that would have their *sses handed to them in other groups. circa 5 May 2004 17:33:56 -0700, in rec.pets.cats, Jon Enslin (jenslin@charter.net) said, > Hi there! I have an improtant question regarding my cats. I have > just gotten them declawed - it's kind of funny to see them stagger [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Jon > Balzac, AB Now, for the various twitlets around here who do not know what a troll is- the above is. Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. On 5/8/04 8:47 AM, in article MPG.1b06aeefccac276f98a75e@news.verizon.net, > Now, for the various twitlets around here who do not know what a > troll is- the above is. > > Laura I think I know what a troll is, but is a twitlet some term of endearment for people who love cats? Toby Enid, OK circa Sat, 08 May 2004 09:04:02 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, > > Now, for the various twitlets around here who do not know what a > > troll is- the above is. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I think I know what a troll is, but is a twitlet some term of endearment for > people who love cats? Nope, it's a term of diminution for certain people who aren't even bright enough to be called twits. It wasn't directed at you unless you're one of them. :-) Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. On 5/8/04 10:38 AM, in article MPG.1b06c8d344ba46d498a783@news.verizon.net, > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 09:04:02 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Laura You use big words. Did you go to collage? Toby Enid, OK circa Sat, 08 May 2004 10:44:20 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, > >>> Now, for the various twitlets around here who do not know what a > >>> troll is- the above is. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > You use big words. Did you go to collage? Yuh-huh. I learned me all kinds of kewl stuff there. Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. On 5/8/04 10:55 AM, in article MPG.1b06ccd98a0b962a98a789@news.verizon.net, > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 10:44:20 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Laura ARE YOU HAWT? Toby Enid, OK circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:00:42 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, > >>>> I think I know what a troll is, but is a twitlet some term of endearment > >>>> for [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > Toby > Enid, OK Yup. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. On 5/8/04 11:09 AM, in article MPG.1b06d011fb2a2b9498a78e@news.verizon.net, > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:00:42 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >> > Yup. Do you like collage football? Toby Enid, OK circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:11:34 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, > > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, > >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Do you like collage football? Only if it's paper collage. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. On 5/8/04 11:29 AM, in article MPG.1b06d4eca7a817d498a79b@news.verizon.net, > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:11:34 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >> > Only if it's paper collage. A cat and a COLLAGE lover too?. Let me guess, you have an open mesh weaving machine, belong to the Society for Creative Anachronism, and eat baba ganoush on a regular basis. Toby Enid, OK circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:40:40 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, > > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:11:34 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > Let me guess, you have an open mesh weaving machine, belong to the Society > for Creative Anachronism, and eat baba ganoush on a regular basis. I prefer hummus. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. On 5/8/04 11:42 AM, in article MPG.1b06d7f93201013e98a79f@news.verizon.net, > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:40:40 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] >> > I prefer hummus. You hummus people think you're so superior. Toby Enid, OK circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:51:11 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, > On 5/8/04 11:42 AM, in article MPG.1b06d7f93201013e98a79f@news.verizon.net, > [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > Toby > Enid, OK Definitely better than those babaganoush heathens. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:40:40 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] >> > I prefer hummus. I'll take a hummu, please. SignatureDaniel Seriff If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt. circa Sat, 08 May 2004 17:11:12 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Daniel Seriff (microtonal@nospam.com) said, > > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 11:40:40 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Toby Drake > > (tcdrake85@earthlink.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > > I'll take a hummu, please. Oh, you have to ask PButler or CVT for that. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > Now, for the various twitlets Haha! Twitlets! I like this. Those who aspire to Twitdom but cannot quite make it. circa Sat, 08 May 2004 14:48:06 GMT, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, Mary (rosefan@email.com) said, > > Now, for the various twitlets > > Haha! Twitlets! I like this. Those who aspire to Twitdom but cannot quite > make it. Bingo. :-) Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa 5 May 2004 17:33:56 -0700, in rec.pets.cats, Jon Enslin > (jenslin@charter.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > Now, for the various twitlets around here who do not know what a > troll is- the above is. Thanks Mrs. Slick. Jon circa Sat, 8 May 2004 11:10:07 -0500, in rec.pets.cats, Jon Enslin (whatever@whereever.net) said, > Thanks Mrs. Slick. You're welcome. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. [Laura R. (firstinitiallastname@technologist.com)] [Sat, 08 May 2004 16:11:31 GMT] :> Thanks Mrs. Slick. :> :You're welcome. Ummm.. I don't remember marrying you. Was I drunk? SignatureBryan S. Slick, usenet at slick-family dot net "To those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know." circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:14:54 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, > :> Thanks Mrs. Slick. > :> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Was I drunk? I was. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. [Laura R. (firstinitiallastname@technologist.com)] [Sat, 08 May 2004 16:30:08 GMT] :circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:14:54 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. :Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] :> :I was. Ow. SignatureBryan S. Slick, usenet at slick-family dot net "To those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know." circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, > [Laura R. (firstinitiallastname@technologist.com)] > [Sat, 08 May 2004 16:30:08 GMT] [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Ow. ;-) SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > > ;-) These football guys are kind of cute. > > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > ;-) > These football guys are kind of cute. You sound cute yourself. What are you wearing? Jefferson > > > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > > > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > You sound cute yourself. What are you wearing? She's not wearing a Penn State football jersey, so she probably won't be your type. Show her a picture of your fat a.s Glapski, that should end this e-romance instantly. You both enjoy flaming, so maybe if Mary is as hideous as she sounds you might still have a chance... > > > > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > > > > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > e-romance instantly. You both enjoy flaming, so maybe if Mary is as hideous > as she sounds you might still have a chance... You are essentially discouraging what is likely a hot woman from showing herself, and you want to see what you presume is my fat a.s? And you are accusing us of flaming? Jefferson > > > > These football guys are kind of cute. > > > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Jefferson You forget that photos of you do(or did) exist on the web. You admitted that you were so distraught about your weight you considered suicide. You've left quite a trail of damning posts in your wake. What, are you now expecting Mary to "show you her tits?" I realize you're dating skills are non-existent, but real women don't go for your shallow approach. > > > > > These football guys are kind of cute. > > > > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > expecting Mary to "show you her tits?" I realize you're dating skills are > non-existent, but real women don't go for your shallow approach. I considered suicide? Find these damning posts, my bravely anonymous prag. I would expect Mary to show her beauty to the world. Jefferson circa Sat, 08 May 2004 21:19:29 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, > You forget that photos of you do(or did) exist on the web. You admitted > that you were so distraught about your weight you considered suicide. > You've left quite a trail of damning posts in your wake. What, are you now > expecting Mary to "show you her tits?" I realize you're dating skills are > non-existent, but real women don't go for your shallow approach. Wow, PROFESSOR, you do this obssessive stalking sh.t all over Usenet, don't you? Don't you have any *real* people to play with? Oh, wait, obviously you don't. Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > > > > > These football guys are kind of cute. > > > > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > expecting Mary to "show you her tits?" I realize you're dating skills are > non-existent, but real women don't go for your shallow approach. I can answer this for Jefferson, YES!!!! SignatureMoParMan----Remove Clothes to Reply... Scud Coordinates: Latitude: 32.61208 Degrees North Longitude: 96.92995 Degrees West Depth: 17.35 Inches circa Sat, 08 May 2004 17:36:55 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, > > > > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > > > > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > e-romance instantly. You both enjoy flaming, so maybe if Mary is as hideous > as she sounds you might still have a chance... And suddenly we are reminded that there are morons in all groups. SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 17:36:55 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor > (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > I am Dyslexia of Borg, > Your a.s will be laminated. Can't you just imagine a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon out of this with your comment at the bottom? LOL kili -- "Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - - Homer Simpson circa Sat, 08 May 2004 21:04:28 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, kilikini (kilikini1@NOSPAMhotmail.com) said, > > I am Dyslexia of Borg, > > Your a.s will be laminated. > > Can't you just imagine a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon out of this with your > comment at the bottom? LOL Heh. I would love to see it. :-) Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 17:36:55 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor > (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > > And suddenly we are reminded that there are morons in all groups. You sound pretty cute too. Are you a fan of the number 3? Jefferson circa Sat, 08 May 2004 21:53:22 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Jefferson N. Glapski (jeffersonWE_ARE@PENN_STATEglapski.com) said, > > > She's not wearing a Penn State football jersey, so she probably won't be > > > your type. Show her a picture of your fat a.s Glapski, that should end [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > You sound pretty cute too. Are you a fan of the number 3? As sung by Big Bird and The Count? SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > circa Sat, 08 May 2004 17:36:55 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Professor > (vze3vvj2@verizon.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] >> > And suddenly we are reminded that there are morons in all groups. Is that why you stopped posting in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse? Us morons miss you. (Your sig line gave you away) SignatureFris "You are NOT an animatron!" bee® Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics circa Mon, 10 May 2004 11:21:14 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, =?Windows- 1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?= (billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com) said, > > And suddenly we are reminded that there are morons in all groups. > > Is that why you stopped posting in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse? Heh. Pretty much. More just being really busy and not having either the time or the energy to post the same explanations over and over again. Helping do my part to keep the employer raking in that five- point-five billion annually is exhausting. :-) > Us morons miss you. I'll stop back by one of these days. At least some of y'all have brains, unlike the Nutty Professor here. > (Your sig line gave you away) Oh, haven't you heard? My sig line is "offensive" and causes wadded panties on morons who don't get a pun. Of course, that's now why I keep using it. :-) Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. circa Mon, 10 May 2004 11:21:14 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, =?Windows- 1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?= (billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com) said, > Fris "You are NOT an animatron!" bee? Finally! The man sees the light! ;-) Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > ;-) > These football guys are kind of cute. We've been told that on many occasions. Do you have a Hemi? SignatureMoParMan----Remove Clothes to Reply... Scud Coordinates: Latitude: 32.61208 Degrees North Longitude: 96.92995 Degrees West Depth: 17.35 Inches >> "Laura R." <firstinitiallastname@technologist.com> wrote in > message [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >> > We've been told that on many occasions. Do you have a Hemi? I'd prefer GIFS. SignatureDaniel Seriff All I know is that I'm trying to create a retardo-free society. > >> "Laura R." <firstinitiallastname@technologist.com> wrote in > > message [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > I'd prefer GIFS. Gifs and a Hemi would be purrrrfect. SignatureMoParMan----Remove Clothes to Reply... Scud Coordinates: Latitude: 32.61208 Degrees North Longitude: 96.92995 Degrees West Depth: 17.35 Inches - -"Laura R." <firstinitiallastname@technologist.com> wrote in message -news:MPG.1b06d80915f303f798a7a0@news.verizon.net... -> circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:40:29 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. -> Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, -> > :> -> > :> Ummm.. I don't remember marrying you. -> > :> -> > :> Was I drunk? -> > :> -> > :I was. -> > -> > Ow. -> > -> ;-) -> -- -These football guys are kind of cute. - - Oh, who's the troll now? Huh? Steve > - > -"Laura R." <firstinitiallastname@technologist.com> wrote in message [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Steve Here it comes again, first they'll want you pet their pussy, then buy them dinner. By the time the nights over, I'll be the one with the headache....And a big ole hairball flying across the room. SignatureMoParMan----Remove Clothes to Reply... Scud Coordinates: Latitude: 32.61208 Degrees North Longitude: 96.92995 Degrees West Depth: 17.35 Inches > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:14:54 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> > I was. OH!!! BURN!!! SignatureDaniel Seriff I'm bein' blaxploited! circa Sat, 08 May 2004 17:08:24 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Daniel Seriff (microtonal@nospam.com) said, > > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:14:54 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > OH!!! BURN!!! <buffs fingernails on shirt> When you're good, you're good... Laura SignatureI am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated. > > circa Sat, 8 May 2004 12:14:54 -0400, in rec.pets.cats, Bryan S. > > Slick (usenet@slick-family.not) said, [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > OH!!! BURN!!! I'm not sure but I think you owe Michael Kelso a doller v/r Beau |
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