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Cat vs. Ceiling Fan
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SATAN - 24 Apr 2004 22:17 GMT http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg
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Mary - 24 Apr 2004 22:30 GMT >http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg That's pretty funny. Just hope kitty didn't hurt herself when she finally let go of the toy.
Mary - 24 Apr 2004 22:31 GMT >http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg Oh, I didn't see the last tiny part first time I saw it. Now I really hope kitty didn't get hurt. I hope no one does this again and it was just an accident.
nimue - 25 Apr 2004 01:34 GMT >> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > Oh, I didn't see the last tiny part first time I saw it. Now I really > hope kitty didn't get hurt. I hope no one does this again and it was > just an accident. The cat *seems* okay -- he gets up and starts running away as the dumb bitch in the corner runs toward him. I can't imagine who the hell would set that up for their cat to do that. They should die a horrible death, preferably fan-related.
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Mary - 25 Apr 2004 07:34 GMT >I can't imagine who the hell would set that >up for their cat to do that. A friend of mine went to mexico, got drunk on Tequilla and was jumping on his bed at night. He jumped into the ceiling fan. In mexico they don't have safety blades, autostop motors. They have sharp metal blades that don't stop when they hit something. He nailed himself in the eye, went to a Mexican hospital. They told him they would sew his eye shut and he'd be blind. Thankfully daddy is super rich and sent a jet with medical team down to treat him. He had a nasty scar but saved his eye.
Anyway while he was in the Mexican hospital the doctor said he was lucky. A father was throwing his baby up in the air just playing. Baby hit the fan, horrible accident and dead. What if that wasn't a US made safety fan. Kitty really could have been injured.
Delta Nine - 24 Apr 2004 22:33 GMT > http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg Haha, I've seen that one before. Hilariously cruel!
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Delta Nine - 24 Apr 2004 22:36 GMT > http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg I wonder how many angry cat people are gonna berate you for that.
I wonder how many more are gonna berate me for posting this link: http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
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Fuzzy Logic - 27 Apr 2004 22:37 GMT Delta Nine <d_nineNOSPAM@NOSPAMearthlink.net> wrote in news:c6emka$cjg$2 @solaris.cc.vt.edu:
>> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > I wonder how many angry cat people are gonna berate you for that. > > I wonder how many more are gonna berate me for posting this link: > http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ Another for the humor challenged:
http://www.petsbymail.ca/
OU812? - 28 Apr 2004 02:55 GMT > Delta Nine <d_nineNOSPAM@NOSPAMearthlink.net> wrote in > news:c6emka$cjg$2 @solaris.cc.vt.edu: [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > http://www.petsbymail.ca/ BWAAAhahahahhahaahahha
As much an animal lover i am, its so easy to tell this isn't for real.. but its great!!!
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Katra - 25 Apr 2004 04:22 GMT > http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > ADP FAQ: http://adpfaq.cjb.net this kind of status? > ================================ -Lawrence 'Link' Lanahan Poor kitty!!!!!!!! :-(
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kilikini - 25 Apr 2004 18:59 GMT > > http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > > >,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,< http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid =katra
Hey, Katra! Nice to see you on this NG as well.
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Katra - 26 Apr 2004 04:03 GMT > > > http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > > kili Hee! The world is a much smaller place on usenet... ;-)
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Weyoun the Dancing Borg - 25 Apr 2004 14:28 GMT > http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg that was horrible :(
Delta Nine - 25 Apr 2004 19:10 GMT >> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > that was horrible :( And yet, if that were a human thrown into the wall it would be almost universally accepted as funny. Isn't it weird that we laugh at our own species getting hurt, but we're horrified when the same happens to another animal?
Case in point: jurassic park. Most people laughed when the lawyer got plucked off the toilet by the t-rex, but many of those same people were horrified when the dog got eaten in the Lost World.
My theory is that animals (particularly pet animals like dogs and cats) are seen as helpless and innocent, which sparks our protective instincts. Almost as if, in a way, we see them as children.
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kilikini - 25 Apr 2004 19:11 GMT > >> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine. > - T.D. Shadow I agree. We feel protective with animals. Totally.
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Delta Nine - 25 Apr 2004 19:52 GMT >>>>http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg >>> [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > kili sh.t, if I caught some a.shole hurt my dog (chocolate lab, really friendly and eager to please but a bit on the dumb side) I'd see to it that he'd have a nice long stay in the intensive care ward.
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Katra - 26 Apr 2004 04:24 GMT > >>>>http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > >>> [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > and eager to please but a bit on the dumb side) I'd see to it that he'd > have a nice long stay in the intensive care ward. And I'd help you....... ;-)
A friend will help you move. A REAL friend will help yu move a body.....
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Delta Nine - 26 Apr 2004 04:27 GMT > A friend will help you move. > A REAL friend will help yu move a body..... > > K. That's a good one, I'll have to remember it. Right up there with: A friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend is sitting in the cell with you saying "Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again when we get out!"
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Katra - 26 Apr 2004 05:51 GMT > > A friend will help you move. > > A REAL friend will help yu move a body..... [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > will bail you out of jail. A real friend is sitting in the cell with you > saying "Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again when we get out!" Hee! Sounds like my buddy Bethie... ;-D
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Reyd - 25 Apr 2004 19:58 GMT > > >> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > I agree. We feel protective with animals. Totally. lawyers are animals too, but like gnats and trolls no one feels they are innocent or need any protection.
> kili Katra - 26 Apr 2004 04:05 GMT > >> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > seen as helpless and innocent, which sparks our protective instincts. > Almost as if, in a way, we see them as children. Very observant... :-)
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OU812? - 25 Apr 2004 19:35 GMT >> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > that was horrible :( Awww c'mon.. i'm a cat lover extraordinaire and i still thought that was funny as hell.. i'm sure the cat was fine but a little dazed is all :)
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Spleeph - 25 Apr 2004 20:40 GMT OU812? <buggums**nospamme**@nb.sympatico.ca> stumbled out of the bar and spewed:
>>> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > was funny as hell.. i'm sure the cat was fine but a little dazed is > all :) I'm a cat lover also and I thought it was funny. If it were my cat then yes I would be freaked out by it, but if I saw the cat was ok afterward then I would still laugh at it.
I've owned cats all of my life and I've seen them get into all kinds of stupid situations some funny and some not. There is a very good reason for the clich?: Curiosity killed the cat...
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Delta Nine - 25 Apr 2004 20:49 GMT > OU812? <buggums**nospamme**@nb.sympatico.ca> stumbled out of the bar > and spewed: [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > stupid situations some funny and some not. There is a very good reason for > the cliché: Curiosity killed the cat... My friend had a cat that loved to sleep on the tv (I guess it liked the warmth or something) but it could never stay on for long. It could keep its balance as long as it was awake, but the second it fell asleep it would fall off. The funny part was that the cat would always just climb back up on the tv and do the same thing over and over again.
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Spleeph - 25 Apr 2004 21:28 GMT Delta Nine <d_nineNOSPAM@NOSPAMearthlink.net> stumbled out of the bar and spewed:
>> OU812? <buggums**nospamme**@nb.sympatico.ca> stumbled out of the bar >> and spewed: [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > always just climb back up on the tv and do the same thing over and > over again. My cats love sleeping on the hood of my car in the driveway. They love it when I just get home after driving around; It's all nice and warm. It's kind of funny seeing little kitty paw prints on the hood and on my windshield.
When I was a kid I had a cat that crawled up into my neighbor's car engine one winter. That's one of the not so funny situations that cats get themselves into. I had to bury that cat in the frozen ground with tears freezing to my face. I'm still scared that my cats will do that, so every time I go to start my car I'll give the hood a few knocks first just in case there is anything sleeping under there.
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Katra - 26 Apr 2004 04:14 GMT > >> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Kristy I dunno...
I quick kill wild Norway rats by slamming them against the nearest cinder block...
I have a rat problem in the chicken yard and when I can hand-catch them, I have to kill them quickly to keep from getting bitten.
Body slamming a cat against a wall looks pretty deadly.
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Magic Mood Jeep? - 25 Apr 2004 18:53 GMT For those of you that don't know, this was originally a Nokia commercial.
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> http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg Laura R. - 25 Apr 2004 18:56 GMT circa Sun, 25 Apr 2004 17:53:39 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Magic Mood Jeep? (nobody@nowhere.net) said,
> For those of you that don't know, this was originally a Nokia commercial. No, it wasn't. Cripes, people, visit snopes.com occasionally.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/nokia.asp
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Magic Mood Jeep? - 25 Apr 2004 19:01 GMT Just like Ford denying the Decapitated Cat commercial that is floating around the internet, Nokia is now denying this one ;)
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> circa Sun, 25 Apr 2004 17:53:39 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Magic Mood > Jeep? (nobody@nowhere.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Laura SATAN - 25 Apr 2004 22:30 GMT I believe it was "Magic Mood Jeep?" <nobody@nowhere.net> who thought we would be interested in the following:
-> Just like Ford denying the Decapitated Cat commercial that is floating -> around the internet, Nokia is now denying this one ;)
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg
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Draebyerg - 26 Apr 2004 02:51 GMT > I believe it was "Magic Mood Jeep©" <nobody@nowhere.net> > who thought we would be interested in the following: [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg "Download time remaining- 3:00"
Damn, I hate dialup. :(
Delta Nine - 26 Apr 2004 04:25 GMT >>I believe it was "Magic Mood Jeep©" <nobody@nowhere.net> >>who thought we would be interested in the following: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Damn, I hate dialup. :( I feel your pain, man. I have dialup back home, it's even worse going back to dialup after getting used to a 10 mb/s connection.
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Spleeph - 26 Apr 2004 06:23 GMT SATAN <satan@NOSPAM.altdrugspot.cjb.net> stumbled out of the bar and spewed:
> I believe it was "Magic Mood Jeep?" <nobody@nowhere.net> > who thought we would be interested in the following: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg ROFLMFAO
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Laura R. - 26 Apr 2004 01:04 GMT circa Sun, 25 Apr 2004 18:01:55 GMT, in rec.pets.cats, Magic Mood Jeep? (nobody@nowhere.net) said,
> Just like Ford denying the Decapitated Cat commercial that is floating > around the internet, Nokia is now denying this one ;) The supposed Nokia commercial has been floating around for years now.
:-) Laura
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BuZZard - 25 Apr 2004 19:48 GMT > http://www.barryandandy.com/files/cat_fan.mpg BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *wipes snot off of monitor*
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SATAN - 25 Apr 2004 22:30 GMT I believe it was "BuZZard" <buzzard@buzzardnestremoveremove.com> who thought we would be interested in the following:
-> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *wipes snot off of monitor*
Somehow I thought you'd appreciate that one.
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