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Peter J Ross - 02 Nov 2003 06:07 GMT
I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?

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Text Medium - 02 Nov 2003 10:02 GMT
> I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
> abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
> the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
> true?

Of course it isn't true, silly person.

Jim Morrison didn't ever need to do something like that.

Jim Morrison _was_ a real singer.

No-one has ever been able to sing as well as poor, departed Jim.

<sniff>
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The Queen of Cans and Jars - 02 Nov 2003 15:52 GMT
> > I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
> > abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> <sniff>

you're kidding, right?  because, like, there are about a million people
who are better singers than jim morrison was.
Text Medium - 03 Nov 2003 12:25 GMT
>>>I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
>>>abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> you're kidding, right?  because, like, there are about a million people
> who are better singers than jim morrison was.  

Would I kid around about something as serious as this?
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letoured@nospam.net - 03 Nov 2003 12:46 GMT
>>>>I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
>>>>abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>> you're kidding, right?  because, like, there are about a million people
>> who are better singers than jim morrison was.  

>Would I kid around about something as serious as this?

Actually you look like a candidate for the permanent kill file.  -- Great
singers, like great writers have something memorable about their work; a
songs, a story, etc.  morrison doesn't have one!
Text Medium - 03 Nov 2003 13:10 GMT
>>>>>I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
>>>>>abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> songs, a story, etc.  morrison doesn't have one!  
>  

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Daedalus - 03 Nov 2003 18:32 GMT
>>>>>>I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
>>>>>>abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
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>HTH
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Linda Terrell - 04 Nov 2003 09:23 GMT
was obviously a troll.
No one can keep a live cat on the plate

LT
Peter J Ross - 05 Nov 2003 02:16 GMT
>> > I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
>> > abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>you're kidding, right?  because, like, there are about a million people
>who are better singers than jim morrison was.

Jim Morrison couldn't play guitar either, even though he used catgut
plucked from living cats to make his speshul guitar strings.

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Bruce Coryell - 05 Nov 2003 03:27 GMT
Dead cats, dead rats, did you see what they was at all right, WHOA...

>>>>I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
>>>>abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> Jim Morrison couldn't play guitar either, even though he used catgut
> plucked from living cats to make his speshul guitar strings.
Dr. Flonkenstein - 06 Nov 2003 04:28 GMT
Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 05 Nov 2003 03:27:50 +0000, Bruce Coryell
posted:

>> Jim Morrison couldn't play guitar either, even though he used catgut
>> plucked from living cats to make his speshul guitar strings.

I cant accpet this indelicate remark  that is only meant to insult my idol
Jim Morrison, you have to come with something more clever than that.

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Peter J Ross - 07 Nov 2003 04:52 GMT
>Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 05 Nov 2003 03:27:50 +0000, Bruce Coryell
>posted:
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>I cant accpet this indelicate remark  that is only meant to insult my idol
>Jim Morrison, you have to come with something more clever than that.

OK. *Jim Morrison sucks*.

How's that?

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Dr. Flonkenstein - 08 Nov 2003 01:29 GMT
Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 07 Nov 2003 04:52:20 +0000, Peter J Ross
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>>Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 05 Nov 2003 03:27:50 +0000, Bruce Coryell
>>posted:
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>
> How's that?

That's not an insult in the case he was high and imagined himself to be a
vacuum cleaner.

So what?

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Bruce Coryell - 07 Nov 2003 11:47 GMT
Couldn't be me - I was a spelling bee champ at one time,  and do know
how to spell "special".  BC

> Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 05 Nov 2003 03:27:50 +0000, Bruce Coryell
> posted:
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> I cant accpet this indelicate remark  that is only meant to insult my idol
> Jim Morrison, you have to come with something more clever than that.
Bruce Coryell - 03 Nov 2003 00:10 GMT
We have an authority on this newsgroup for questions such as this.

> I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
> abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
> the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
> true?
Steve Leyland - 12 Nov 2003 15:46 GMT
: I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
: abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
: the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
: true?

I heard it was lizards.
the cat rumour was an unfortunate misunderstanding of the word "pussy".

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