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Ben Redov - 02 Jul 2007 22:52 GMT

eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat

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BrotherBart - 02 Jul 2007 23:02 GMT

Easier just to drive down to the AT&T store. They have a shitload of them.
And anyway, cats are not clean. They are covered in cat spit.

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Kurt - 03 Jul 2007 02:27 GMT

> Easier just to drive down to the AT&T store. They have a shitload of them.
> And anyway, cats are not clean. They are covered in cat spit.

Apparently so is the guy selling the phone. Have you seen his ridiculous
ebook auctions? LOL a Girls Gone Wild empresario wannbe.

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2nz - 03 Jul 2007 10:50 GMT

On Jul 2, 4:02 pm, "BrotherBart"
<BrotherB...@donwantnostinkingmail.net> wrote:

> Easier just to drive down to the AT&T store. They have a shitload of them.
> And anyway, cats are not clean. They are covered in cat spit.

Yes. Most of them are fur slugs.

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Unclaimed Mysteries - 03 Jul 2007 01:22 GMT

> eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat

But you can only talk to other cats in-network. Otherwise the charges
are ridiculous. No thanks, I'll stick to a species-neutral plan.

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Redneck Geekess - 03 Jul 2007 01:45 GMT

With great wailing and gnashing of teeth, Unclaimed Mysteries screamed:

: : eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat
:
: But you can only talk to other cats in-network. Otherwise the charges
: are ridiculous. No thanks, I'll stick to a species-neutral plan.

I don't mind the roaming charges, but the territorial marking will get
you every time.
Long time no see, dude! Still in Bama? What group are you hiding in?
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Unclaimed Mysteries - 03 Jul 2007 18:00 GMT

> With great wailing and gnashing of teeth, Unclaimed Mysteries screamed:
> : : eBay: http://easyurl.net/iphone_cat
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> Long time no see, dude! Still in Bama? What group are you hiding in?
> <g>

alt.slack if you call it a "group." It's more like a cross between "The
Matrix" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

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Sifu SODDI - 03 Jul 2007 18:51 GMT

"Unclaimed Mysteries"
<the_letter_k_and_the_numeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:

> alt.slack if you call it a "group." It's more like a cross between "The
> Matrix" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Don't forget "The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T".

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Reverend Flipside - 03 Jul 2007 20:23 GMT

> "Unclaimed Mysteries"
> <the_letter_k_and_the_numeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
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> Don't forget "The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T".

It's been years since I've seen that. From wikipedia: "The character of
Bart Collins has been adopted in a UK anti-drugs advert. Promoting the
service "Talk to Frank" - a drugs advice line. He appears in various
locations asking questions such as "what do you use this vase for?"
(about a bong), and "how long are you going to feel like that for?" (to
a girl clearly on a comedown)."

What I wouldn't give to see those ads...

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Rev. G.G. Willikers - 03 Jul 2007 21:41 GMT

>> "Unclaimed Mysteries"
>> <the_letter_k_and_the_numeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
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> What I wouldn't give to see those ads...

UH youtube is your friend, no really...

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Rev. 11D Meow! - 04 Jul 2007 08:54 GMT

>>> "Unclaimed Mysteries"
>>> <the_letter_k_and_the_numeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
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> UH youtube is your friend, no really...

Yeppers, that ? Frank kid sure isn't on any of
the SPEED FOR KIDS stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clWPiuDX054

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Rev. 11D Meow! - 04 Jul 2007 09:04 GMT

Join In The DUH Crusade Here:
http://talktofrank.com/article.aspx?id=254

>> "Unclaimed Mysteries"
>> <the_letter_k_and_the_numeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
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> What I wouldn't give to see those ads...

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