Ha,ha,ha! Good one. at least someone on here has a pleasent sense of humor!
Unlike some people.

Hi

14 cats hey? I can only wish I had the time and money to provide homes
for that many! Sadly I'm still only at the one cat stage, but he is a
happy if very soppy cat, and hangs around with the neighbourhood cats
who use my garden like a feline highway. I know of at least 30 that
visit regularly, as well as the cheeky little female who comes in the
house, eats my cats food, sleeps in his usual spot and still has the
cheek to his at him if he comes for a closer look and a sniff. ;)

The Hermit
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