What a dumb mindless troll you are. Killfiled on your first attempt.

The next day, my pet tiger went in, opened the pit bulls' mouths, reached
into them, and rescued the kittens who were, magically, still alive in the
dogs' stomachs. He made sure not to hurt the dogs, but he sure scared the
holy hell out of them.

The kittens, grateful for the help, transformed into space aliens who said
they were here to gauge how humans treated animals so they knew how they
should treat the humans.

They're coming to talk to you tomorrow.