I just stumbled across this, but I've no idea who wrote it ...

    A Cat's Bedtime Prayer
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    Now I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray this cushy life to keep.
    I pray for toys that look like mice,
    And some cushions, soft and nice.
    For grocery bags where I can hide,
    Just like a tiger, crouched inside!

    I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
    And someone nice to scratch my back.
    For window sills all warm and bright,
    And shadows to explore at night.

    I pray I'll always stay real cool,
    And keep the secret feline rule.
    To NEVER tell the humans that,
    This world is really ruled by cats!

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Anony-mouse says     o_/O _/   \
 "Eek-eek-eek!"       \__/_|_/_|\____/