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Cats are from hell

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Adam Ben Nalois - 18 Dec 2003 08:20 GMT
They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
!

Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.

Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
doomed!
kaeli - 18 Dec 2003 15:16 GMT
> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!

I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.

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Cat Protector - 18 Dec 2003 18:19 GMT
The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
their service.

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> > Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> > doomed!
>
> I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.
kaeli - 18 Dec 2003 19:31 GMT
> The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
> Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
> The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
> their service.

CP, you have just *got* to stop taking the trolls seriously.  ;)

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FINNEY - 18 Dec 2003 18:50 GMT
 YEAH.......SO,...............?
Suzie-Q - 18 Dec 2003 19:22 GMT
> They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
> !
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> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!

They can't do any worse with it than we have.

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Bob Brenchley. - 18 Dec 2003 19:33 GMT
>They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
>!
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>Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
>doomed!

But what a nice way to go :)

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LeeAnne - 19 Dec 2003 16:02 GMT
I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a dying
planet many many centuries ago.

They have done so well over the eons brainwashing us into serving them,
kudos to the Cat People :-)

> They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
> !
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> Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
> doomed!
LinuxLibrarian - 22 Dec 2003 19:54 GMT
> I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a dying
> planet many many centuries ago.

Indeed they are:
http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/414.html (note last
bulleted item on blackboard list)

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LeeAnne - 23 Dec 2003 20:00 GMT
very nice!

> > I actually believe them to really be space aliens who came here from a dying
> > planet many many centuries ago.
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> --LL
 
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