>> What does a cat mouthing/nibbling on it's owner signify? Often I'll be
>> lying in bed in the morning half asleep and my 2 year old cat George
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>on her neck. No sh.t! I put a stop to that behavior in a hurry. It went
>on week after week, and it made me sick.
>It was like he was using my
>>wife to masturbate on or something.
It must be in your mind..an animal that masturbates with its
mouth.Neat...
> I would always scold him into
>>retreat by telling him that "big boys don't nurse", while at the same
>>time, shaking a finger wildly in his direction.
I'm sure he understood what you were saying and shaking your finger
for. Perhaps you should have yelled real loud too....
It finally worked. The
>only problem now is, he has substituted another ritual for the old one.
>Now, he waits for me to come into the hobby room and sit down at the
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>with my own eyes. The wife says I taught him well, since she says he
>won't even try it when I'm not there anymore.
>Smart little f.cker. But
>>I am smarter!
A lot of Humans think this way....
> I think that this is precisely what your kat George is doing, except
>he's using you as a ninny. My advice is to
>wean him off this improper
>>behavior immediately.
Who said its improper? Just because it bothers you?
Let him know that it is unacceptable. That is of
>course, unless you yourself like it. Then I'd have to say that you are
>a grosser SOB than he is. At least he stands under the banner of a
>lower animal. You are a person, and you shouldn't like such things done
>to you by a beast.
What utter crap. An animal has no immoral motives behind these
harmless activities.
> Kitties are very sensual creatures who have their
>>own secret little fetishes and so-forth.
Fetishes?.....right.
>open invitation to do vile debaucheries on you
Rubbish...animals know nothing of "vile debaucheries"...
>anything.
> Oh... a word of warning.. Don't listen to the women who you will meet
>in here. They are the kind of females who would still be allowing their
>teenage children to nurse off of them if it were allowed by society.
I think its your thinking and stupid remarks like this that is vile.
>Listen to ME.
Heaven forbid.
Although something tells me that with a name like
>peace-frog, you're already one of them.
Personal attacks...? and you call Animals "lower"...
If so, welcome abroad. Now..
>you know right where you should go next. Capiesh...??
>Just my take on things. I hope this helps with the George problem.
I'm sure It will help with George....and if it doesn't..should he put
the animal to sleep? Can't have these damn savage,immoral lower beast
running around,can we....?
> IBen
Just MY take on things...have a good day. I'm sure your post is not
for real and just in jest.
Ray
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