...anyone who can "out" me.  Who am I, what's my address, any other
goodies or deep, dark secrets about *me.*

See, I want it to be ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you privately email me with the correct info, I will send you a nice
little box of gifts...and I don't mean catshit or anything gross.  Some
nice little actual gift items, maybe even kitty related (guys probably
would not be impressed with the selection).  Of course, you have to
give me your address in return, but I won't post it in a public place
or harrass you in any way.  Seriously.

Or you can post the info here but then you don't get the presents and
I'll be pissed but so what, if you're the mean type, you won't care or
that might even be an added incentive.

Of course, I would prefer to not be publicly outed.  If you privately
out me, you will get not only the lovely gift assortment but also
public praise for your googling and other skills.  If you publicy out
me, all you get is the satisfaction (which does seem to hold some merit
here).

Candace