> So, the woman I'm buying a house from can't keep her 2 cats.
> Their names are Gut & Gul.... The Danish version of Tweedle Dee &
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> Mathew, Chablis & Muscat
>IOW... You're a nut-case. Sheeesh.. I swear, you people don't know when
>to quit. Good intentions are nice, but you take things beyond the
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> IBen
Have you ever heard the story of the starfish thrower, IBen?
This guy is walking down a beach at low tide, and he sees a stranger
coming from the other direction, picking up starfish and throwing them
into the water as he makes his way along.
"What ho, stranger!" says the guy. "Why are you throwing these
starfish into the ocean?"
"Well, son, I wish to save them from the blistering sun, which shall
be upon them anon."
"That's ridiculous!" cried the man. "Starfish are intertidal
creatures, meant to be exposed a low tide. What gives here, anyway?"
The stranger paused for a moment.
"Ok, I'll confess," he said finally. "I am a developer, and I own
this stretch of waterfront. The Dept. of Wildlife is coming this
afternoon and these particular starfish are an endangered species."
The moral of the story, of course, is that you can't get the goddamn
government off your back. It really doesn't matter if you're a rich
developer or a crazy cat lady.
Charlie
Trish - 30 Jul 2005 15:40 GMT
> >IOW... You're a nut-case. Sheeesh.. I swear, you people don't know when
> >to quit. Good intentions are nice, but you take things beyond the
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> Charlie
lol good twist to the story :)
IBen Getiner - 01 Aug 2005 00:22 GMT
> >IOW... You're a nut-case. Sheeesh.. I swear, you people don't know when
> >to quit. Good intentions are nice, but you take things beyond the
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> Charlie
Then.... Who protects your kats from you if you're a nut-case like our
good-deed-dooer here..?? Katz can't protect themselves.....
IBen
Candace - 01 Aug 2005 08:12 GMT
> Then.... Who protects your kats from you if you're a nut-case like our
> good-deed-dooer here..?? Katz can't protect themselves.....
They're "cats," you Nazi piece of horseshit.
IBen Getiner - 01 Aug 2005 08:25 GMT
> > Then.... Who protects your kats from you if you're a nut-case like our
> > good-deed-dooer here..?? Katz can't protect themselves.....
>
> They're "cats," you Nazi piece of horseshit.
Hello, Kandace... you immoral liberal vermin swine.
IBen
Yup, I'm a nutcase allright.... Truly MAD to think I might be able to
find 2 cats a home & donate some time and effort to make it happen.
What was I thinking?
Mathew
Steve(JazzHunter) - 30 Jul 2005 23:06 GMT
>Yup, I'm a nutcase allright.... Truly MAD to think I might be able to
>find 2 cats a home & donate some time and effort to make it happen.
>
>What was I thinking?
Nah, you're doing the right thing. Thye deserve to be moved form their
current home gracefully, if they must be. There's no point taking
them to the shelter. You can hang on to them for a short while, since
you do know cats. One possibilty is cat breeders, yes those who bring
up pedigreed cats. They do their best for ALL cats and have a network
of people who care for the critters. I mean BREEDERS, not kittenmills!
Good Luck.. <g>
. Steve ..
>Mathew