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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / July 20055 and 6 what a mix (Just for you Ray)
The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_ -_Supplies Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Supplies > The Valley Chronicle > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Supplies Cha Ching! I want to assemble a small Press Kit for the Conan Campaign You have a real knack for titles..do one for the Conan Campaign. Something like: "Conan the Usenet ... "Flamewars or "Flamewars and the Red Warrior, Conan" I think flame should be in the title, everybody loves a fire. We got, betrayal (Monica and Dan getting it on, I think we have pictures, see Charlie) We got plenty of lies And the big 30 pcs of Silver man, Dan. Sold his soul to the toss of a dime. Suppose the original owner of Conan was to step forward, and show proof of ownership, could a writ of habeas corpus apply?, doesn't it really mean, Bring Me The Body There are alot of Animal Lovers in the big leagues, there are many Animal protectors. Was Conan stolen, was he lost? > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_ -_Supplies > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Supplies > Cha Ching! > > I want to assemble a small Press Kit for the Conan Campaign > You have a real knack for titles..do one for the Conan Campaign. Conan: locked behind bars, compliments of a miserable arse nah nothing about flamewars there Conan the Captive: Time passes as flamewars erupt among the masses Conan, Flamewars, Usenet: a fight for honour and integrity in a cesspool of vindictiveness Should I keep trying :) > > > The Valley Chronicle > > > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Should I keep trying :) I like this one, let's let it simmer a bit > Conan, Flamewars, Usenet: a fight for honour and integrity in a cesspool of > vindictiveness I like Flamewars Erupt! too Just kicking some words around here "Usenet reaches out through cyberspace does a rescue "Conan, twice abandoned, Three times loved "Cyberescue Lost, 2wice abandoned, Recovered from unknown ill-nesses, Imprisoned, Ill-Represented (Monica, turning down homes) Homeless Cat is denied available homes... hmmm This might raise some eye-brows? Rejected adopters are furious! Usenet Flamewars Erupt! 9-lives, 9 days, 9 long years! just kidding > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_ -_Supplies > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Supplies > > > Cha Ching! > > > [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > "Cyberescue lol I read that as cyberscrewed > Lost, 2wice abandoned, Recovered from unknown ill-nesses, Imprisoned, > Ill-Represented (Monica, turning down homes) [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > 9-lives, 9 days, 9 long years! just kidding Martha Stewart: Free the kitties, Free Conan! Life behind bars sucks! > > > > > The Valley Chronicle > > > [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] > > Martha Stewart: Free the kitties, Free Conan! Life behind bars sucks! hehe Local Drug User Gets Railroaded? News at 11:00 nah uh... Sorry Charlie, Rescue Gone Funky, Dogs barking, can't fly without umbrella. Homeless cat railroaded out of shelter Homeless Cat becomes tool for petty power trip --- I'm just not feeling any of these, in fact, they make me angry Back to you Trish > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_ -_Supplies > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Supplies > > > > > Cha Ching! > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] > I'm just not feeling any of these, in fact, they make me angry > Back to you Trish Conan: Victimized by the plight of egomanics Conan the Contender: I coulda been, whoulda been, shoulda been... rescued Conan: thank ya, thank ya all folks... for interfering Conan: Cute, cuddly cat getting the shitty end of the stick Not feeling the love over here either whiterpaleofshade Sending them right back to ya! > > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#P ets_-_Supplies > > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Su pplies > > > > > > Cha Ching! > > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 68 lines] > > Conan: thank ya, thank ya all folks... for interfering lol > Conan: Cute, cuddly cat getting the shitty end of the stick > > Not feeling the love over here either whiterpaleofshade > Sending them right back to ya! I don't think we need a copyright symbol yet! I read Conan Ego-nomics, Of all the lousy things to do. We got, Contender, Erupt, .. How about, To Hell and Back by Conan "The Great Red Hope" It'd be the first in a children's series i WISH i had a camera, I'd drive cross country, and take a picture of him In confinement. I think we need to change the cats name to protect the innocent. > > > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#P > ets_-_Supplies > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Su > pplies > > > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 96 lines] > and take a picture of him > In confinement. In my eye I'd hold a secret of betrayal Only those who truly believe Will see this secret and its source > I think we need to change the cats name to protect the innocent. hmmm how about "Pheonix" > > > > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#P > > ets_-_Supplies > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Su > > pplies > > > > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 109 lines] > > hmmm how about "Pheonix" Oh yeah, I felt that! I Like It! <grin> Flight of The Pheonix wait...ok Camera spins around at you, you see the red light blinking! Al Roker is standing beside you you say... > > > > > > > > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in > message > > > > > > > > news:1121212940.771985.39340@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#P > > > ets_-_Supplies > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Su > > > pplies > > > > > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 124 lines] > > you say... There were promises That were never meant to be I was swooped away Under the cloak of justice As I gently cleanse my majestic coat I wait for visitors maybe tomorrow they will come I will not give up hope Freedom will be mine This cage I will escape These memories will remain I will try hard to trust again Swings the camera towards you and waits... > > > > > > > > > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in > > message news:1121212940.771985.39340@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#P > > > > ets_-_Supplies > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Su > > > > pplies > > > > > > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 145 lines] > Swings the camera towards you > and waits... My eyes are glued to a PDA, camera zooms in catches me sending vulgarities to the anecdotes group..I look up in suprise, and fumble the device into my pocket. Yes! Conrad is one lucky cat, <Trish kicks my leg> Pheonix is one Lucky cat... It is un-fortunate that he has been stolen from the kennel. Who would have ever thought a kennel to become a target for thieves. I mean, steal an x-shelter cat? I'd say there's more to the picture than meets they eye. Next scene is Philip behind a curtain, just a shadow talking...mumbling something about Mary...clip is cut short..Roker just grins... We'll be back in Moment <Footage of Illustrated Eye is Shown on Screen> Then Screen Shows Hard Cover copy of A Matrix Looking cat eye...with Wings The backdrop is Cell Bars / And Computers The Conan Conspiracy > > > > > > > > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in > message news:1121216307.304752.324860@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > > > > > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > news:1121212940.771985.39340@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#P > > > > > ets_-_Supplies > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Su > > > > > pplies > > > > > > > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 174 lines] > > The Conan Conspiracy Everyone watches stunned and amazed the crowds grow most do not know why they're here defending wrongs ignoring the rights pretending not to watch fighting involvement trading slurs building pedestals ignoring reality ostrichs, the lot of them shouting FBI as they beat their breast censorship and ignorance rule their world camera fades to the side capturing a wild scene a one tooth decrepid old man muttering to himself as they fasten his jacket from behind >> > > > > > > > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in >> message [quoted text clipped - 226 lines] > muttering to himself > as they fasten his jacket from behind Okay, this is good stuff. :) > > > > > > > > > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in > > message [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Valley Chronicle http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#P > > > > > > ets_-_Supplies > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yucaipa News Mirror http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Su > > > > > > pplies > > > > > > > > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 205 lines] > muttering to himself > as they fasten his jacket from behind They strap the old man on a two wheel dolly. As they are dragging him backwards through the crowd The camera zooms in on his face; he's spitting and stammering. "YOU HAVE PAPERWORK COPY WITH SIGNATURES AND OFFICIAL STAMPS AS PROOF? OF COURSE YOU DO NOT!" "YOU WILL BE TOLD NOTHING BEFORE THE ADOPTION IS COMPLETE! OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE IS NOT WELCOME! (He doesn't even sound human, talking in a SCREAM voice) Like a dog fight, heavy words are hurled back and forth between the old man and the jeering crowd. The old mans words become un-recognizable, you see him out of breath, and sweat beading up on his forehead.still bucking against the restraints, he bows his head as the dolly is hoisted into the side door of an un-official looking van. TV Fades back to the Network studio Where Mary is now on the set with Katie Couric. Mary is passing a big orange cat to Katie. >> > > > > > > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in > message [quoted text clipped - 258 lines] > Katie > Couric. Mary is passing a big orange cat to Katie. This has definite promise. I like the ending, in particular. Will Katie adopt Conan and name him Sunny? And give him his own spot? >Conan the Contender: I coulda been, whoulda been, shoulda been... rescued This is my favorite.  Signature-- Meghan & the Zoo Crew Equine and Pet Photography http://www.zoocrewphoto.com >The Valley Chronicle > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >http://www.newsmirror.net/classifieds/?loc=detail&main=Merchandise#Pets_-_Supplies Good 'ol Yucaipa Heep........ |
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