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Now two prostitutes came to the king and stood before him. One of them
said, "My lord, this woman and I live in the same house. I had a baby
while she was there with me. The third day after my child was born,
this woman also had a baby. We were alone; there was no one in the
house but the two of us.

"During the night this woman's son died because she lay on him. So she
got up in the middle of the night and took my son from my side while I
your servant was asleep. She put him by her breast and put her dead son
by my breast. The next morning, I got up to nurse my son-and he was
dead! But when I looked at him closely in the morning light, I saw that
it wasn't the son I had borne."

The other woman said, "No! The living one is my son; the dead one is
yours." But the first one insisted, "No! The dead one is yours; the
living one is mine." And so they argued before the king.

The king said, "This one says, 'My son is alive and your son is dead,'
while that one says, 'No! Your son is dead and mine is alive.' "

Then the king said, "Bring me a sword." So they brought a sword for the
king. 25 He then gave an order: "Cut the living child in two and give
half to one and half to the other."

The woman whose son was alive was filled with compassion for her son
and said to the king, "Please, my lord, give her the living baby! Don't
kill him!"

But the other said, "Neither I nor you shall have him. Cut him in two!"

Then the king gave his ruling: "Give the living baby to the first
woman. Do not kill him; she is his mother."

1 Kings 3:16-27