My 12 yo DD came home today with a wicked sunburn after a day at the beach.
She was so uncomfortable that she put on one of my (ahem) large nightgowns
and was sitting on the sofa when Ringo jumped up into her lap. The nightgown
was much larger than she is, and one of her boobs was sticking out the side.
Ringo snuggled in, turned over onto his back, looked up and saw the boob,
and went right for it. It was hilarious. She was so shocked she just started
laughing to beat the band, which got the rest of us laughing, and the cat
was rooting like he was going to get a really big treat. Unfortunately for
him, said boob is not in service.

Honestly, how can a 9 year old cat even remember what a teat looks like?