Greetings.

I am Qui Xeng.

I am a monk living high in the mountains of Tibet.

The problem is as follows:

We levitate a good bit here as part of our daily ritual. Of course, this
ability is outside the range of the vast mass of humanity..We achieve this
level by a daily ritual of prayer and fasting.

However, FreeSpirit has now learned to levitate too..and has begun to
levitate up and over our new beds and lounges that we carted here all the
way from Ikea in Katmandu...shedding and urinating on them.

What is to be done with FreeSpirit short of tieing him down?

We do not want to restrain FreeSpirit's free spirit.

Thank you so much for your response.

Most Gratefully,
Qui Xeng