I am Etherea.

I sweep in on the rear end of the wind.

I spread my knowledge before you like a summer picnic.

It is yours for the taking, but remember to leave enough for others.

Once my life was despair.
I would leave food for Catilicious, and two hours later.....
...............half was still there.

Now I have a better plan.
I quarter-divide the entire 6 ounce can.

One chunk is served in the early A.M.
I shower myself, and admire myself in the mirror again.

Before I leave for my daily toil, I serve the second quarter..
and dim the lamp oil.

Arriving home in the early night
I serve the third chunk to Catilicious's delight.

Before retiring to my feather bed,
I serve the last quarter to my feline friend in good stead.

Not a drop is wasted, not a morsel unconsumed.
Before this discovery, a disaster loomed.

She whoops, she barfed up soggy remains.
The rest had to be washed down apartment drains.

Now we are living in Cat Food bliss.

And now I must tackle the smell of piss.