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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / May 2005Mary will be flattered by my survey
Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. Mary has posted around 1,590 posts since January 1st, 2005. I've been through around 590 posts (with my extremely clever program to cull Google newsgroup results) and the results currently stand as follows: Chatty comments on the OP: 583 Opinions on how to care for cats: 7 I'll refine my search to go back a few years when I have some time, but it's pretty clear that Mary isn't a cat expert, or even knowledgeable about cats, or even able to have an opinion about cat health + behavior, but instead is merely a garden-variety troll. Not that this will come as a surprise to anyone here, but I thought I'd share the metrics I've gathered. The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. BLink > Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > BLink :::eye roll::: > > Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > > research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > :::eye roll::: I would say that I am living in Brian's head, but you know, I would never live somewhere that nasty. > >> I would say that I am living in Brian's head, but you know, > I would never live somewhere that nasty.>. Must be very difficult living in your own head, then. It would explain why you have multiple personalities. Alison > > >> I would say that I am living in Brian's head, but you know, > > I would never live somewhere that nasty.>. > > Must be very difficult living in your own head, then. It would > explain why you have multiple personalities. > Alison Oh, look, it's my little fangrrl Alison! Here's a clue for you, my dull little tightass: some people have deeper and broader inner dimensions than others. A greater range of thought and emotion. Independent thinkers tend to be this way. People with courage and operating minds. People so unlike you I feel quite sure you would have no point of reference. Of course I am merely average. Which still looks damned accomplished and diverse when compared with you. HTH. :) >> > Of course I am merely average. >>> You give yourself too much credit. -:) Alison > >> > Of course I am merely average. >>> > > You give yourself too much credit. -:) > Alison Now now. Just because "average" is impossible for you to achieve does not mean that it is unattainable for everyone. Kind of like wit is, for you. >>>>>Of course I am merely average. >>> >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > you to achieve does not mean that it is unattainable for everyone. Kind of > like wit is, for you. Tsk Tsk... Mary Mary... so contrary. Whats wrong... mix up the food bowls this morning and eat the cat food instead of the cereal again? > >>>>>Of course I am merely average. >>> > >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Tsk Tsk... Mary Mary... so contrary. She started it, you provincial lout. :) > Whats wrong... mix up the food bowls this morning and eat the cat food > instead of the cereal again? You don't mind if I hump your post, do you Joe? >>>>>>>Of course I am merely average. >>> >>>> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > You don't mind if I hump your post, do you Joe? Hey, by all means, but you may get a few splinters. ;) > You don't mind if I hump your post, do you Joe?>>> Why not, you've humped everything else. Alison > > You don't mind if I hump your post, do you Joe?>>> > > Why not, you've humped everything else. > Alison Keep trying old girl. One day you will achieve wit. I just know you can do it. :) > > > > You don't mind if I hump your post, do you Joe?>>> > > > > Why not, you've humped everything else. Alison > > > >.> > >Keep trying old girl. One day you will achieve wit. I just know you can do it. :) > > Mary > > > Who said it was a joke? Alison > > > > > You don't mind if I hump your post, do you Joe?>>> > > > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Who said it was a joke? > Alison Oh, I see. So you can just see me humping stuff. Well that is different. Lamer. >>>>>> Of course I am merely average. >>> >>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Whats wrong... mix up the food bowls this morning and eat the cat food > instead of the cereal again? Hahahhah! Which cat whizzed on Mary's Cherrios? > > Now now. Just because "average" is impossible for > you to achieve does not mean that it is unattainable for everyone. Kind of > like wit is, for you.>>> It's not unattainable for everyone; only you. I'm not saying you're dumb but your school grades spelt out IDIOT though judging by your school photo you showed an application to Art. http://makeashorterlink.com/?H2435262B Alison:) > Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it > out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. So you still feel bad about giving Henry up. I thought so. "Brian Link" > The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially > useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it > out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. > > BLink I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you See the real you Inside your thinking Bout the big Mmmmm She got you writing Alogritheeeemmmmmss -- Barry ... Women and cats are both black at night. - Bosnia ... > Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > BLink You just don't see the irony of this post, do you? Oh well, you're certainly not the only irony-impaired person here judging by the number of off-topic posts about off-topic posts! ;> "CatNipped" > You just don't see the irony of this post, do you? Oh well, you're > certainly not the only irony-impaired person here judging by the number of > off-topic posts about off-topic posts! ;> Exactly, BLink likes it when Mary flames him, he shows up and throws the first lick in order to get his fix. Hey Mikey he likes it! It's just my opinion, but I think he is enjoying it too much...(ha haaa!) and it's quite transparent, why he's not even trying to conceal it...(snort) ooops-- I think Mary ought to start charging him - setup a somethingaboutmary.com where he can pay per fix. >> Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some >> research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >certainly not the only irony-impaired person here judging by the number of >off-topic posts about off-topic posts! ;> Usually I only post OT in reply to OT. This was just too rich too pass up. BLink >>>Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some >>>research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > BLink If by "rich" you mean petty, stupid and childish...well, then...I'm right there with ya! >:) > >>>Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > >>>research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > >:) for gawdsake he's begging for it... would somebody give Brian his gratuatious flame for the evening something clever! but simple then ya'll git in the bed it's after midnight > >> Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > >> research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > Usually I only post OT in reply to OT. This was just too rich too pass > up. The beer was the only thing that was obviously too rich to pass up. >>> Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some >>> research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > BLink Don't get me wrong - I don't have any problem with posting off-topic posts and letting the reader decide whether or not to read them. I just think it's ironic to post off-topic posts *complaining* about off-topic posts. But, again, you're certainly not the first person to do so here, and it's entirely my choice whether or not to read your off-topic posts about off-topic posts (which I've obviously chosen to do), so post away! ;> > >>> Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > >>> research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > entirely my choice whether or not to read your off-topic posts about > off-topic posts (which I've obviously chosen to do), so post away! ;> DING DING DING DING DING!!!! Catnipped's got it! And the crowd went wild!!!! :) > Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > BLink Damn! Step away for a few months and Mary goes and gets herself a dozen new antagonists. I almost feel guilty. Carl in CT > > Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some > > research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Carl in CT Now, Carl. Even people who hate me are not going to think you are a good guy for declawing three perfect kittens (and spaying at the SAME TIME) to save your Newly Upholstered Walls. Not sure where you see me inferring myself to be a good guy in there. Also not sure where the subject of claws was mentioned ANYwhere in this post. Good to be back though. Carl > Not sure where you see me inferring myself to be a good guy in there. > Also not sure where the subject of claws was mentioned ANYwhere in this [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Carl lol Just as you did not get your wish when you announced that you had declawed those babies but you did not want to hear anything negative about it, you do not get to dictate what associations anyone makes with your posts. I will always connect your posting name with the cruel jackass who knew exactly what declawing is, and chose to do it to three beautiful kittens, admitting it was because you could not be bothered to train them not to scratch your "upholstered walls." But that is just me. Others will remember you for doing that and then months later coming in and announcing that your wife has breast cancer, and accusing me (in advance of my saying a word) of saying that was some sort of retribution for declawing the cats. You are one sick f.ck, Carl. Hmmmm. Your imagination is quite vivid today. And your ability to completely ignore context continues to impress. And my lack of interest in what anyone here (and many other places) think of me so low a priority to me to be almost totally non-exsistant. I won't deny being a sick f.ck, but not for any of the reasons you infer. And I think I'm going to retire from this thread as I don't want our little diatribe to take away bandwith or time from other posters. Nor do I want them to see your obvious crush on me. (And I still won't go to the prom with you.) Bye Mary, as always, it's been a thin slice of heaven! Carl > Hmmmm. > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Carl Meanwhile, every thing I said is true. You did those things, you said those things, and it is all archived. You should have been worrying about "bandwidth" then. |
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