There were seven cats in my front yard yesterday evening. Two of them,
"Pip" and "Flinx" are "my" cats. Four have clipped ears. One stray,
"Dude" has moved in and pretty much driven "my" cats out of the house.
The four clipped ear cats are various levels of feralty. The black long
hair is a five-foot cat. The lynx-point long hair is semi-touchable.
The Russian Blue is a ten foot cat, but when cornered in the bathroom
and trapped under the toilet he can be stroked and he purrs. The orange
kitten joins me at bedtime and behaves like an affectionate kitten with
kneading, head bumps and writhing around for tummy rubs. Out of bed,
he's a five-foot cat.
All of these are male cats. Of all the cats I've trapped for neutering,
at least three fourths have been male. I presume this means that male
ferals outnumber female, and that females are not surviving. Has anyone
noticed the same imbalance?

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-L. - 22 May 2005 08:09 GMT
> There were seven cats in my front yard yesterday evening. Two of them,
> "Pip" and "Flinx" are "my" cats. Four have clipped ears. One stray,
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> John Kimmel
> guyinthetrenchcoat@spiretech.com
Not in my limited trapping experience. I have gotten females more
than males. You might want to check out Silicon Valley Friends of
Ferals website - there are listings of cats they have caught IIRC:
http://www.svff.org. Colony #1 (Jan) has stats, I know, for sure - you
can email her if it isn't posted on the website.
-L.
guynoir - 22 May 2005 18:13 GMT
I was afraid of that. Human females avoid me also.
> Not in my limited trapping experience. I have gotten females more
> than males. You might want to check out Silicon Valley Friends of
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> -L.

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Philip - 22 May 2005 18:24 GMT
Hahhaha. Lyn, you have better developed high brain functioning than the
women who avoid you. That's a compliment.
> I was afraid of that. Human females avoid me also.
>
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>> -L.
Philip - 22 May 2005 18:27 GMT
Ooops... darned top posters. Nevermind, Lyn.
'guynoir' ... if most human females avoid you, you're either happily married
or single without obvious wealth that you're looking to share with those
women. LOL
> Hahhaha. Lyn, you have better developed high brain functioning than
> the women who avoid you. That's a compliment.
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>>> -L.
Mary - 22 May 2005 15:32 GMT
> There were seven cats in my front yard yesterday evening.
What is a five-foot cat?
guynoir - 22 May 2005 18:20 GMT
A "five foot cat" will approach within 5 feet. There are also "ten foot
cats". More than ten feet and they are "invisible cats". There are
also "across the street" cats which means that someone else is taking
care of them.
> What is a five-foot cat?

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Mary - 22 May 2005 23:13 GMT
> A "five foot cat" will approach within 5 feet. There are also "ten foot
> cats". More than ten feet and they are "invisible cats". There are
> also "across the street" cats which means that someone else is taking
> care of them.
Thanks!
> > What is a five-foot cat?