(EXCLUDING A SICK CAT, LAYING ASIDE ILLNESSES)

I get the distinct feeling that many of the people on here posting cat
problems are not telling the whole story.

You've done something TO that cat, and when a problem crops up, you get
on here and play like you have no idea what happened.

When you tell the lie or ommit truth from your tell...then you already
have your answer, stop aggrivating the cat.

I can't believe people having water pistols all over the house.

What did you want, a pretty little cat on the shelf! gimmie a
break...how'd you like if a giant cat took you home and did you like
your doing.

We Are Mankind

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING THIS WORLD AND TAKE CONTROL..

buncha cats gone crazy runnin your house...

<pinching my  nose>
my cat keeps biting my face
my cat is shatting aaaalll over my house, there's shat everywhere!
my cat hid my false teeth
my cat is terrorizing the other cats
my cat won't let me lay down he takes up the bed
my cat won't let my girl-friend in the bed
<turnt my nose loose>

What is wrong with people

GOODNESS GRACIOUS!! GREAT BALLS OF FUR!!