1. Owning an interesting breed of cat doesn’t make you interesting.

2. If they were called "Krapinski Cats", would anybody brag that they have
one?

3. Who needs a cat that knocks over precious knick-knacks?

4. If they need to be constantly entertained, get them iPods.

5. Since they're so good at opening doors by turning the doorknobs, teach
them to pick safes.

6. If you want an animal the size of a dog, get a dog.

7. If you want an animal that likes water, get a fish.

8. If you want a purebred in your life, date a Presbyterian.

9. Breeders are not the solution to depressing shelters, shelters are the
solution to depressing breeders.

10.  If you must breed, breed cats, not yourself.