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Charlie Wilkes - 22 Apr 2005 10:11 GMT
Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
bathroom several times and took some pictures, and she didn't budge.  

I got a better look at her when she was sitting in front of the nanny
cam, and she looks pregnant alright.  She is eating well.

I posted a couple of new pix at:

www.geocities.com/wallofgrays/catcam.htm

Charlie
Diane L. Schirf - 22 Apr 2005 12:46 GMT
> I got a better look at her when she was sitting in front of the nanny
> cam, and she looks pregnant alright.  She is eating well.
>
> I posted a couple of new pix at:
>
> www.geocities.com/wallofgrays/catcam.htm

Those saucer eyes!

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Karen - 22 Apr 2005 14:35 GMT
Poor girl looks totally freaked, but then again, she is out in the open
which is pretty good. She will probably come to adore you in time. Thanks
for the update.

Karen

> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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>
> Charlie
Priscilla Ballou - 22 Apr 2005 16:05 GMT
> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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>
> www.geocities.com/wallofgrays/catcam.htm

Oh, man!  That wide-eyed feral look.  She's doing well to be out in the
open like that, though.

Priscilla
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-L. - 22 Apr 2005 17:40 GMT
> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
> bathroom several times and took some pictures, and she didn't budge.

> I got a better look at her when she was sitting in front of the nanny
> cam, and she looks pregnant alright.  She is eating well.
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>
> Charlie

Poor little owl-eyed girl!  It's good that she's coming out of hiding.
:)  Does she growl at you, at all?

-L.
mlbriggs - 22 Apr 2005 18:20 GMT
> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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>
> Charlie
Poor baby! She looks scared.  We are purring that she soon learns to trust
you and that she can have her babies peacefully.  MLB
Mary - 22 Apr 2005 18:36 GMT
> > Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
> > encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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> Poor baby! She looks scared.  We are purring that she soon learns to trust
> you and that she can have her babies peacefully.  MLB

She really looks like she just knows that Charlie is going to kill and
eat her.
Mary - 22 Apr 2005 18:32 GMT
> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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>
> www.geocities.com/wallofgrays/catcam.htm

Charlie, that terror-stricken look on her face just
tears at my heart. She surely looks like a true feral.
If she comes to love you--and I bet she will--she
might prove to be the sweetest cat you have ever had.
Charlie Wilkes - 22 Apr 2005 23:11 GMT
>> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
>> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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>If she comes to love you--and I bet she will--she
>might prove to be the sweetest cat you have ever had.

Her anxiety eats at me too, because it is a form of acute suffering.
I don't like doing it this way, and I'm not trying to make her into a
pet.  As you say, she is a true feral.  I want to help her with some
things she can't do for herself and then release her.  If she decides
to warm up to me, that will be a nice bonus.

Charlie
Mary - 22 Apr 2005 23:45 GMT
> >> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
> >> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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>
> Charlie

But Charlie, she is meant to be a pet. :) It is just by a nasty
accident of fate and irresponsible humans that this pretty
girl was on her own. No matter whether she warms up
or not, whether you keep her or let her go after you
have her spayed, she will be better off. One less--
actually many less, including her kittens--suffering
cat in the world. Way to go. I want to see those
kittens!!!
Charlie Wilkes - 23 Apr 2005 04:45 GMT
>> >> Today she abandoned her hidey-hole and perched on the stub wall that
>> >> encloses the shower cabinet.  She stayed there all day.  I went in the
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>cat in the world. Way to go. I want to see those
>kittens!!!

I'm dying to see them too.  She is unafraid of the nannycam and in
fact seems to be quite interested in it.  I may be able to set it up
to watch the litter.  But when will it be born???  Cats have a
gestation period of less than 2 months, right?

I think she grew up wild and likes her freedom.  This is rural western
Washington, an easy climate.  If she sticks around, I will feed her
and provide for her needs, but not interfere further unless necessary.
If she decides to approach me, fine, but I will also be happy to
relate to her from a distance.  I'm a recluse myself.

Charlie
Mary - 23 Apr 2005 06:38 GMT
> >But Charlie, she is meant to be a pet. :) It is just by a nasty
> >accident of fate and irresponsible humans that this pretty
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> I'm dying to see them too.  She is unafraid of the nannycam and in
> fact seems to be quite interested in it.

See, I think she is slowly coming around.

>I may be able to set it up
> to watch the litter.  But when will it be born???  Cats have a
> gestation period of less than 2 months, right?

I read that it is about 65 days years ago, but I am not sure.

> I think she grew up wild and likes her freedom.  This is rural western
> Washington, an easy climate.  If she sticks around, I will feed her
> and provide for her needs, but not interfere further unless necessary.
> If she decides to approach me, fine, but I will also be happy to
> relate to her from a distance.  I'm a recluse myself.

I understand. Do you think she is safe from wild animals out
there? I am unfamiliar with that part of Washington state.
Charlie Wilkes - 23 Apr 2005 10:43 GMT
>I understand. Do you think she is safe from wild animals out
>there? I am unfamiliar with that part of Washington state.

Coyotes, dogs, traffic or people with chickens or outdoor pet cats can
bring immediate death at any time.  Skirmishes take a toll as well.  I
think it is common for a feral cat to eventually pick up an injury
that turns into a festering wound, which either kills the animal or
makes it an easy target for predators.  I have some anecdotal evidence
for this.

So, the answer is no, the cat won't be at all safe.  Her life is
likely to be short, but with more good days than bad, given the mild
climate and a year-round abundance of prey.

Charlie
KellyH - 23 Apr 2005 20:11 GMT
> Coyotes, dogs, traffic or people with chickens or outdoor pet cats can
> bring immediate death at any time.  Skirmishes take a toll as well.  I
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> likely to be short, but with more good days than bad, given the mild
> climate and a year-round abundance of prey.

If she is completely feral and cannot be tamed, ping Phil for some feral cat
dwelling plans.  You can make her a nice house so she can at least stay in
at night.
She looks like she's ready to pop any day, from the pics you posted.  I may
have missed it, but does she have a little nest she can have the babies in?

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Mary - 23 Apr 2005 20:17 GMT
> >I understand. Do you think she is safe from wild animals out
> >there? I am unfamiliar with that part of Washington state.
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> likely to be short, but with more good days than bad, given the mild
> climate and a year-round abundance of prey.

You're going to keep her, I just know it. Please do not tell
me if you aren't.
Charlie Wilkes - 24 Apr 2005 02:03 GMT
>> >I understand. Do you think she is safe from wild animals out
>> >there? I am unfamiliar with that part of Washington state.
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>You're going to keep her, I just know it. Please do not tell
>me if you aren't.

I will look out for her to the best of my ability.  I won't hold her
captive against her will once she has raised the kittens and been
spayed.

I think she will maintain the relationship.  After all, she alerted me
to her presence under the house by making a racket in the ductwork for
several consecutive nights, which stopped as soon as I started feeding
her.  She allowed herself to be trapped less than 24 hours after
seeing how the trap works.  She is frightened, but she is accepting my
help.  Once she has a litter of tiny kittens, my bathroom will
probably seem like the ideal place to be, and she might begin to sense
how I fit into the big picture.

Charlie
.oO rach Oo. - 24 Apr 2005 02:49 GMT
>>> >I understand. Do you think she is safe from wild animals out
>>> >there? I am unfamiliar with that part of Washington state.
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>
> Charlie

You never know... she may just say what the hell and decide to stay. Sounds
like she knew who to come to anyway.  In the photos, she doesn't look *too*
wild or like a stray. She has a lovely coat. Good luck anyway, it sounds
like she is letting you grow on her.
-L. - 24 Apr 2005 06:58 GMT
> I will look out for her to the best of my ability.  I won't hold her
> captive against her will once she has raised the kittens and been
> spayed.

She will most likely split, but come to feed.  That's the most common
behavior for released TNR'ed cats, IME.

> I think she will maintain the relationship.  After all, she alerted me
> to her presence under the house by making a racket in the ductwork for
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>
> Charlie

You never can tell.  If she was previously owned, she may warm up to
you fairly quickly.  If she was born feral, she may never really ever
be "pet"-like.  I suspect if you release her she will revert to 100%
feralness within a short period of time, but may still come to feed.
Either way, it's good that you'll be getting the kittens young.  They
should tame fairly rapidly.

-L.
-L. - 24 Apr 2005 07:05 GMT
> Coyotes, dogs, traffic or people with chickens or outdoor pet cats can
> bring immediate death at any time.  Skirmishes take a toll as well.  I
> think it is common for a feral cat to eventually pick up an injury
> that turns into a festering wound, which either kills the animal or
> makes it an easy target for predators.  I have some anecdotal evidence
> for this.

If she is spayed her life *should* be longer than if she was intact.
It's a lot harder if they are fighting with mates, competing for food
while pregnant, etc.

> So, the answer is no, the cat won't be at all safe.  Her life is
> likely to be short, but with more good days than bad, given the mild
> climate and a year-round abundance of prey.
>
> Charlie

Are you coastal?  I love that area of the country.  I live in Portland,
currently.

-L.
Mary - 24 Apr 2005 07:57 GMT
> > Coyotes, dogs, traffic or people with chickens or outdoor pet cats
> can
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> Are you coastal?  I love that area of the country.  I live in Portland,
> currently.

And she's got the Payless Faux Birkenstocks and the humorless
attitude to prove it.
Charlie Wilkes - 24 Apr 2005 10:29 GMT
>> Are you coastal?  I love that area of the country.  I live in Portland,
>> currently.
>
>And she's got the Payless Faux Birkenstocks and the humorless
>attitude to prove it.

That's a pretty good line actually.  But I think she's got a point.
Guns are waaaay overdone in this republic.  These people who think
guns somehow add to their political freedom are nuts.

Which is not to say guns don't have their uses.  I have another piece
of property in an even more rural area, and I had a female cat who was
raised with people but decided she liked her freedom and took off.
She did very well for about six or eight years, coming around to visit
from time to time.  She was a beautiful, black cat.  But then she
showed up after a period in the bush with a horrible abscess that had
eroded her lower jaw, making it impossible for her to eat.  She was
starving and appeared to be suffering from systemic illness as well as
the injury.  Why she didn't come back sooner I don't know.  I put down
a bowl of milk, and while she was drinking it, I pumped a slug into
her skull with my .38 revolver.  It was a very useful tool on that
occasion.  

Charlie
---MIKE--- - 24 Apr 2005 19:28 GMT
>>I pumped a slug into her skull with my
>>.38 revolver.

Charlie, I am anti gun myself but that comment was something I didn't
need to see.

                 ---MIKE---
Charlie Wilkes - 24 Apr 2005 23:47 GMT
>>>I pumped a slug into her skull with my
>>>.38 revolver.
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>
>                  ---MIKE---

Sorry.  My point is that it's always a good idea to have a cheap
handgun lying around somewhere, because you just might need it.

Charlie
KellyH - 25 Apr 2005 07:23 GMT
Charlie wrote:
>>>I pumped a slug into her skull with my
>>>.38 revolver.
>
> Charlie, I am anti gun myself but that comment was something I didn't
> need to see.

Same here.  I was with you until that post.  I must have missed the part
where you couldn't take her to the vet.

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Charlie Wilkes - 25 Apr 2005 12:02 GMT
>Charlie wrote:
>>>>I pumped a slug into her skull with my
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>Same here.  I was with you until that post.  I must have missed the part
>where you couldn't take her to the vet.

I was on an island with minimal services.  I'd have had to charter a
boat or a plane.  Which I could have done.  But for what?  Should I
have sought a specialist to perform reconstructive surgery on her
lower jaw?  Or would it have been more humane to take her in for a
dose of professional-grade blue juice?

I can tell you the bullet was a lot cheaper.

Charlie
KellyH - 25 Apr 2005 14:14 GMT
> I was on an island with minimal services.  I'd have had to charter a
> boat or a plane.  Which I could have done.  But for what?  Should I
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>
> I can tell you the bullet was a lot cheaper.

Didn't realize you were that remote.

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-L. - 25 Apr 2005 21:30 GMT
> I was on an island with minimal services.  I'd have had to charter a
> boat or a plane.  Which I could have done.  But for what?  Should I
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>
> Charlie

I'm just glad you were a good aim.  The problem I have with such acts
is people who aren't.  Nothing wrong with putting the cat down quickly;
everything wrong with causing more suffering.

-L.
Charlie Wilkes - 26 Apr 2005 01:23 GMT
>> I was on an island with minimal services.  I'd have had to charter a
>> boat or a plane.  Which I could have done.  But for what?  Should I
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>
>-L.

She was in bad shape and needed to be put down.  If I hadn't had the
gun, I would have had to strangle her, which would have been messier.
Taking her to the vet would have turned it into a full-blown ordeal.

I was fond of this cat, but I did not allow myself to become too
emotionally attached, because I always knew something like this might
happen to a cat living in the bush.  It's the same with the feral in
my bathroom.  I think I can do better by these critters if I keep a
certain detachment and an ability to see things the way they are
rather than the way I would like them to be.

Charlie
-L. - 26 Apr 2005 03:26 GMT
> She was in bad shape and needed to be put down.  If I hadn't had the
> gun, I would have had to strangle her, which would have been messier.
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>
> Charlie

And you can't save them all, which is hard for some people to accept.

Personally, I'd like to see all animals wild and thriving in their
natural habitats, unfettered from human involvement.  But we've made
them dependant on us, so we *have to* care for them - even those we
don't share our homes with.

-L.
Philip - 26 Apr 2005 04:44 GMT
>> She was in bad shape and needed to be put down.  If I hadn't had the
>> gun, I would have had to strangle her, which would have been messier.
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>
> -L.

You don't much about deer and wolf populations!
CatNipped - 26 Apr 2005 16:50 GMT
>>> She was in bad shape and needed to be put down.  If I hadn't had the
>>> gun, I would have had to strangle her, which would have been messier.
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>
> You don't much about deer and wolf populations!

She doesn't know much about *anything*, but that doesn't stop her from
spouting off about it like she does!
Candace - 27 Apr 2005 06:37 GMT
> She doesn't know much about *anything*, but that doesn't stop her from
> spouting off about it like she does!

Yawwwwwn, Ms. Dale Carnegie.
Mary - 28 Apr 2005 03:23 GMT
> > She doesn't know much about *anything*, but that doesn't stop her
> from
> > spouting off about it like she does!
>
> Yawwwwwn, Ms. Dale Carnegie.

Is that one of those people you old folks like?
Or don't?
Candace - 28 Apr 2005 04:56 GMT
> Is that one of those people you old folks like?
> Or don't?

It's a non-entity, imo.  Ask your friend, CN.  She's the one blathering
about all the Dale Carnegie courses she took and awards she won from
them on her resume posted on the internet for all the world to see.
But then I knew she was a little retro from her obsession with Mensa.
She should be on "That 70's show."
CatNipped - 28 Apr 2005 20:22 GMT
> It's a non-entity, imo.  Ask your friend, CN.  She's the one blathering
> about all the Dale Carnegie courses she took and awards she won from
> them on her resume posted on the internet for all the world to see.
> But then I knew she was a little retro from her obsession with Mensa.
> She should be on "That 70's show."

Hehe.  Candace, that's not information that's easily found without at least
a little digging (I didn't mention it here and it wasn't on any direct links
I've ever posted here).  *You're* the one becoming obsessed, dear.  *I* sure
didn't bother to go rooting around the 'net like a pig looking for
information about the idiots determined to flame me here!.

My affiliation with Mensa was brought up by another poster here and I've
done nothing more than defend the organization against dolts who think it's
a *bad* thing (oh what a horrible organization to fund scholarships, help
gifted children, further education, fund research into the nature of
intelligence, aid international travelers, etc. <wringing hands> oh the
horror, the horror of it all!)

Now, after digging further, you've found out that *GASP* I've won awards in
a Dale Carnegie class - OHMYGAWD, I guess I'll have to slink off and hang my
head in shame!!!!

Poor baby, all that work rooting around to find something sleazy to pin on
me and that's all you could come up with!  ROTFLMAO!  If there's anything
else you'd like to know about my life just ask, sweetie!

You're pathetic!
Candace - 29 Apr 2005 06:51 GMT
> Hehe.  Candace, that's not information that's easily found without at least
> a little digging (I didn't mention it here and it wasn't on any direct links
> I've ever posted here).  *You're* the one becoming obsessed, dear.  *I* sure
> didn't bother to go rooting around the 'net like a pig looking for
> information about the idiots determined to flame me here!.

No, CN, you most certainly *did* mention it here in the beloved thread
"OT: Free Time."  You mentioned specifically whose website you are the
webmistress of and, although you didn't provide the link, a google
search yields the website in about .4 seconds.  So, yeah, that was some
massive digging I did...I should be a private detective for rooting
that out.  Once on that particular website (which I shall not mention
because I wouldn't want anyone as brilliant as me to be able to find
it), there are links to all your info.
You were bragging about your webmastery so I took that as an invitation
that you wanted your faithful readers to check it out.   Obedient
student that I am, I did.

> My affiliation with Mensa was brought up by another poster here and I've
> done nothing more than defend the organization against dolts who think it's
> a *bad* thing (oh what a horrible organization to fund scholarships, help
> gifted children, further education, fund research into the nature of
> intelligence, aid international travelers, etc. <wringing hands> oh the
> horror, the horror of it all!)

No one thinks it's a bad thing; people were just amused that you are so
impressed with yourself over it.

> Now, after digging further, you've found out that *GASP* I've won awards in
> a Dale Carnegie class - OHMYGAWD, I guess I'll have to slink off and hang my
> head in shame!!!!

You pretty much miss every point, don't you?  I just find it ironic
that you have won supposed awards for "How to Win Friends and Influence
People," when you so obviously lack those skills on usenet.  Either you
are a lot different IRL or Dale Carnegie isn't all it's cracked up to
be (or used to be cracked up to be).

> Poor baby, all that work rooting around to find something sleazy to pin on
> me and that's all you could come up with!  ROTFLMAO!  If there's anything
> else you'd like to know about my life just ask, sweetie!

Sorry, but all that "work" took a total of about 6 minutes to find and
read.  Thank you for thinking I'm such a hard worker, though.  May I
use you as a reference?

> You're pathetic!

Uh-huh, it took me far less time to find that than it does you to
decipher all those headers you're working on.  I've looked up lots of
people's websites when they mention them, don't flatter yourself.

Candace
Catnipped - 29 Apr 2005 14:17 GMT
> > Hehe.  Candace, that's not information that's easily found without at
> least
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> webmistress of and, although you didn't provide the link, a google
> search yields the website in about .4 seconds.

I didn't mention Dale Carnegie - you do keep deliberately keep
misinterpreting things now don't you?

> So, yeah, that was some
> massive digging I did...I should be a private detective for rooting
> that out.  Once on that particular website (which I shall not mention
> because I wouldn't want anyone as brilliant as me to be able to find
> it), there are links to all your info.

And again, why would anyone bother to click on all those links about someone
and read their resume?  I didn't say it was *difficult*, I said, "more than
a little" - that was more than a little.  I never posted the links here, I
didn't mention Dale Carnegie here.

> You were bragging about your webmastery so I took that as an invitation
> that you wanted your faithful readers to check it out.   Obedient
> student that I am, I did.

Obedient student - you'll obey what I say??!!  Wait, let me think about this
and I'll get back to you!

> > My affiliation with Mensa was brought up by another poster here and
> I've
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> No one thinks it's a bad thing; people were just amused that you are so
> impressed with yourself over it.

Oh contrare!  People were saying very bad things about Mensa and I was
defending the organization - you like to google, go back and check it out.

> > Now, after digging further, you've found out that *GASP* I've won
> awards in
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> are a lot different IRL or Dale Carnegie isn't all it's cracked up to
> be (or used to be cracked up to be).

Well, *you* have pretty much missed the point that I'll only use those
skills on someone I *WANT* to be friends with!  LOL

> > Poor baby, all that work rooting around to find something sleazy to
> pin on
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> read.  Thank you for thinking I'm such a hard worker, though.  May I
> use you as a reference?

And that's 6 minutes more than I spent finding out anything about your sorry
a.s!

> > You're pathetic!
>
> Uh-huh, it took me far less time to find that than it does you to
> decipher all those headers you're working on.  I've looked up lots of
> people's websites when they mention them, don't flatter yourself.

I didn't decipher any headers at all, I did a quick copy and paste so that
others would crow about how I compared unlike headers when I didn't even try
to compare them.  Less than 2 seconds and it got me exactly what I wanted.

> Candace
Candace - 30 Apr 2005 22:36 GMT
> I didn't mention Dale Carnegie - you do keep deliberately keep
> misinterpreting things now don't you?

I didn't say you mentioned DC, I said you basically said what website
you are the webmistress of and 2 clicks on that website yielded the
info about DC.  Not a superhuman effort required to do so.

> And again, why would anyone bother to click on all those links about someone
> and read their resume?  I didn't say it was *difficult*, I said, "more than
> a little" - that was more than a little.  I never posted the links here, I
> didn't mention Dale Carnegie here.

I said you mentioned the website.  I clicked on 2 links, soooo hard.  I
click on links all the time, that's the beauty of the internet.  Info
at a mouse click.   I  look up any number of people's websites who I
read on a newsgroup on a daily basis.  It's natural to be curious about
a person whose posts you read ad neauseum.

I did it at work anyway, so I wasn't doing it on my own time, I was
taking a little break while "other things were running," you know how
that goes, I believe.

> Well, *you* have pretty much missed the point that I'll only use those
> skills on someone I *WANT* to be friends with!  LOL

Ohhh, I see.  Well, that's good that this isn't your real personality
we're seeing.

> > > Poor baby, all that work rooting around to find something sleazy to
> > pin on
> > > me and that's all you could come up with!  ROTFLMAO!  If there's
> > anything
> > > else you'd like to know about my life just ask, sweetie!

No, thanks, I know more than enough.  I wasn't trying to come up with
something "sleazy."  As I said, it's normal curiosity to read about
someone you experience on a newsgroup on a more than daily basis when
they blatantly give you a website to do so.  It's not like I hired a
private eye to find out stuff about you.  I went to the website and
clicked TWICE!  Don't worry, though, I'm not crazy and will not hop on
a plane and come stalk you and your grandchildren.

> I didn't decipher any headers at all, I did a quick copy and paste so that
> others would crow about how I compared unlike headers when I didn't even try
> to compare them.  Less than 2 seconds and it got me exactly what I wanted.

Oh, I thought you said something about you were going to do some
further investigating to find the source of whatever it was you were
looking for, I can't even remember now.  I've got a feeling you spend
quite a bit of time looking for info on the internet but that's what
it's there for if someone puts it out there, isn't it?

Candace
Peacemaker - 30 Apr 2005 23:08 GMT
>>I didn't mention Dale Carnegie - you do keep deliberately keep
>>misinterpreting things now don't you?
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
> Ohhh, I see.  Well, that's good that this isn't your real personality
> we're seeing.

i think it is very real.  i think she's very needy.  could be because
her kids have disowned her tho. good they have a place to use when they
need to of course.

>>>>Poor baby, all that work rooting around to find something sleazy
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> clicked TWICE!  Don't worry, though, I'm not crazy and will not hop on
> a plane and come stalk you and your grandchildren.

It wood bee easy tho. Gots full names, addresses, websites.

>>I didn't decipher any headers at all, I did a quick copy and paste so
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Candace

i was waiting for that to.  NEXT!
Catnipped - 30 Apr 2005 23:35 GMT
> i think it is very real.  i think she's very needy.  could be because
> her kids have disowned her tho. good they have a place to use when they
> need to of course.

Aw, what happened to the cute little hacker-speak, you know the "im 2
stoopid 2 sp3LL"?

Spoken like someone who's had that experience!  Been used a lot have you?

> i was waiting for that to.  NEXT!

To what???  LOL!  Did you really want me to expose you to rpca?  I was being
kind to a rather pathetic soul, but it seems I get no appreciation!!  No, as
much as you deserve it I won't take away your only connection with a saner
world.
Peacemaker - 30 Apr 2005 23:43 GMT
>>i think it is very real.  i think she's very needy.  could be because
>>her kids have disowned her tho. good they have a place to use when they
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> much as you deserve it I won't take away your only connection with a saner
> world.

WTF do I care about being "exposed"?
Mary - 01 May 2005 01:04 GMT
> >>i think it is very real.  i think she's very needy.  could be because
> >>her kids have disowned her tho. good they have a place to use when they
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> >
> WTF do I care about being "exposed"?

I think it would be fun to find out.
Peacemaker - 01 May 2005 01:19 GMT
>>>>i think it is very real.  i think she's very needy.  could be because
>>>>her kids have disowned her tho. good they have a place to use when they
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>
> I think it would be fun to find out.

Go on then. The more the mary'ier.
Mary - 01 May 2005 01:05 GMT
> > i think it is very real.  i think she's very needy.  could be because
> > her kids have disowned her tho. good they have a place to use when they
> > need to of course.
>
> Aw, what happened to the cute little hacker-speak, you know the "im 2
> stoopid 2 sp3LL"?

lol!
Catnipped - 30 Apr 2005 23:21 GMT
> I didn't say you mentioned DC, I said you basically said what website
> you are the webmistress of and 2 clicks on that website yielded the
> info about DC.  Not a superhuman effort required to do so.

How does someone "basically" say something?  I either said it or I didn't -
I didn't.

2 clicks?  Hmmmm, first you had to google to find the web site, then you had
to click on the link to my personal site, then you had to click to the link
"About Us", then you had to read my resume.  I guess I should feel
flattered, but somehow I don't!

> I said you mentioned the website.  I clicked on 2 links, soooo hard.  I
> click on links all the time, that's the beauty of the internet.  Info
> at a mouse click.   I  look up any number of people's websites who I
> read on a newsgroup on a daily basis.  It's natural to be curious about
> a person whose posts you read ad neauseum.

And who is it who is forcing you to read all these posts until you are
nauseated?  If my posts are making you nauseated, why don't you just
killfile me (and be sure to announce it to the group by writing "Plonk" -
LOL).

> I did it at work anyway, so I wasn't doing it on my own time, I was
> taking a little break while "other things were running," you know how
> that goes, I believe.

You did this???  After starting a whole thread about how awful some people
are for doing this???!!!  Can you spell hippocrite?

> No, thanks, I know more than enough.  I wasn't trying to come up with
> something "sleazy."  As I said, it's normal curiosity to read about
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> clicked TWICE!  Don't worry, though, I'm not crazy and will not hop on
> a plane and come stalk you and your grandchildren.

Again, this from the woman who felt so strongly about people wasting time on
the internet she had to start a flame war about it!!!  Well, sweetie, the "6
minutes" you spent satiating your "normal curiosity" was 6 minutes more than
I was willing to waste on you.  And as far as "stalking" - you must learn
not to take things quite so literally dear, it really shows a lack of
imagination and sophistication.

> Oh, I thought you said something about you were going to do some
> further investigating to find the source of whatever it was you were
> looking for, I can't even remember now.  I've got a feeling you spend
> quite a bit of time looking for info on the internet but that's what
> it's there for if someone puts it out there, isn't it?

Not according to you... I believe you wrote, "I, for one, would love to
spend more time reading and learning, in art museums and galleries, going to
antique stores, going to the ocean or big lake (Lake Michigan,
specifically), planting flowers, riding my bike, going to the zoo, taking
pictures, keeping in touch with friends and family and just hanging out with
them, creating art, listening to music, and doing volunteer work that I
might find meaningful and important."

Again, I guess I should feel flattered that you consider looking up
information about me as meaningful and important, but I'm sure those 6
minutes could have been used doing any of the other things you think are so
much more lofty than spending time on a newsgroup!  ROTFLMAO!!
Diane L. Schirf - 30 Apr 2005 23:52 GMT
> Can you spell hippocrite?

Hypocrite.

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Candace - 30 Apr 2005 23:56 GMT
> > Can you spell hippocrite?
>
> Hypocrite.
>
> --
> http://www.slywy.com/

Dang, you beat me to it, but just by a few seconds.  By the way, I
looked at your website, too, I hope you don't feel violated like CN
does.

Candace
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 01:40 GMT
> > Can you spell hippocrite?
>
> Hypocrite.

Dang it Diane, I was waiting for her to correctly spell it!  LOL  Oh well.

Hugs,

CatNipped
Candace - 01 May 2005 02:00 GMT
> > > Can you spell hippocrite?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> CatNipped

Oh, pul-leeze, you intentionally misspelled it so I would fall into
your clever trap?  I don't think anyone thinks you are nearly as bright
as you think you are.  Can you spell hypopotamus?
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 02:05 GMT
> > > > Can you spell hippocrite?
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> your clever trap?  I don't think anyone thinks you are nearly as bright
> as you think you are.  Can you spell hypopotamus?

Even if I couldn't spell it, unlike you I can afford a real newsreader with
a (pay attention here) spellchecker - I don't have to use Google.
Candace - 01 May 2005 02:27 GMT
> Even if I couldn't spell it, unlike you I can afford a real newsreader with
> a (pay attention here) spellchecker - I don't have to use Google.

Oh, boohoo, you really hurt me to the quick here.  Yeah, I have a cash
flow problem, that's why I'm AOL, the most overpriced ISP there is.  If
only I could afford a $5.95 a month ISP with a free newsreader, I would
know I had made it.

I don't need a spellchecker, I can spell.  I just make the occasional
typo or is it tippo?

Candace
Diane L. Schirf - 01 May 2005 02:30 GMT
>  I just make the occasional
> typo or is it tippo?

Tipple. Tipple through the tulips. o/`

(Honest, all I had was Irish afternoon tea with milk.)

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Catnipped - 01 May 2005 02:31 GMT
> > Even if I couldn't spell it, unlike you I can afford a real
> newsreader with
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> only I could afford a $5.95 a month ISP with a free newsreader, I would
> know I had made it.

Oh, that is sad then.  Clearly cash flow is *NOT* you problem.  It's touch
having more money than brains!

And BTW, AOL is not the most overpriced ISP there is by a long shot, it just
seems overpriced for the lousy service provided.  LOL
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 02:32 GMT
> > > Even if I couldn't spell it, unlike you I can afford a real
> > newsreader with
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Oh, that is sad then.  Clearly cash flow is *NOT* you problem.  It's touch
> having more money than brains!

ROTFLMAO!  Ok, clearly a spellchecker is not the answer!  That should have
been "tough"!

See Candace - that's called laughing at yourself, try it, it's fun!
Mary - 01 May 2005 03:06 GMT
> > > Even if I couldn't spell it, unlike you I can afford a real
> > newsreader with
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> And BTW, AOL is not the most overpriced ISP there is by a long shot, it just
> seems overpriced for the lousy service provided.  LOL

Broadband is averaging about $40 a month. AOL dialup, plus a phone line,
comes to about $50 a month. So broadband users pay $10 less a month
than AOL idiots--for service that is ten times faster. :)
Candace - 01 May 2005 03:18 GMT
> Broadband is averaging about $40 a month. AOL dialup, plus a phone line,
> comes to about $50 a month. So broadband users pay $10 less a month
> than AOL idiots--for service that is ten times faster. :)

AOL has broadband.  Where were you, anyway, you didn't post for a
couple of hours?  I thought something happened to you.  It's so nice to
keep in touch over the internet.

Fondly,
Candace
Magic Mood Jeep© - 01 May 2005 17:20 GMT
>> Broadband is averaging about $40 a month. AOL dialup, plus a phone
> line,
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Fondly,
> Candace

Do they provide the ISDN/DSL/Ccable-modem - or do you have to subscribe to a
*different* broadband provider (insight, comcast, verizon) and then
subscribe to the AOL broadband service?  Sounds like even more money than
just regular broadband to me...
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Mary - 01 May 2005 17:36 GMT
> >> Broadband is averaging about $40 a month. AOL dialup, plus a phone
> > line,
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> subscribe to the AOL broadband service?  Sounds like even more money than
> just regular broadband to me...

All that just so that the idiot AOLers can have their Mickey Mouse
AOL interface. :)
Charlie Wilkes - 01 May 2005 18:35 GMT
>> >> Broadband is averaging about $40 a month. AOL dialup, plus a phone
>> > line,
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>All that just so that the idiot AOLers can have their Mickey Mouse
>AOL interface. :)

You also get protection against all the dangers of the internet...
spam, worms, viruses, chat-room predators, etc.  Haven't you seen that
TV commercial where the colored guy dumps condiments all over the
white guy's food tray in the cafeteria?  The colored guy represents
all the dangers, and the white guy represents the average suburban
type who lives in a state of perpetual fear.  It's quite convincing.
I would certainly move up to AOL if I could afford it.

Charlie
Mary - 01 May 2005 19:03 GMT
> >> >> Broadband is averaging about $40 a month. AOL dialup, plus a phone
> >> > line,
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> type who lives in a state of perpetual fear.  It's quite convincing.
> I would certainly move up to AOL if I could afford it.

What they call "protection" anyone with half a brain can
provide for themselves, free of charge. As you know, Mrs.
tongue-in-cheek. :) The price of freedom is responsibility.
Diane L. Schirf - 01 May 2005 19:07 GMT
> >All that just so that the idiot AOLers can have their Mickey Mouse
> >AOL interface. :)
> >
> You also get protection against all the dangers of the internet...
> spam, worms, viruses, chat-room predators, etc.

The problem with that approach is you never learn to protect yourself. I
moved to Mindspring when they first went national (1996, I think) and
since then, with no one tying my shoes for me, I've learned about such
things as virus protection and firewalls on my own. THIS makes me safer
than if a third party were holding my hand.

Knowledge is power.

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Diane L. Schirf - 01 May 2005 17:44 GMT
> Do they provide the ISDN/DSL/Ccable-modem - or do you have to subscribe to a
> *different* broadband provider (insight, comcast, verizon) and then
> subscribe to the AOL broadband service?  Sounds like even more money than
> just regular broadband to me...

I have DSL through Earthlink, but it's provided by Covad. Fascinating
how these things work. It's $13 more than I was paying for dialup.

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Charlie Wilkes - 01 May 2005 18:56 GMT
>> Do they provide the ISDN/DSL/Ccable-modem - or do you have to subscribe to a
>> *different* broadband provider (insight, comcast, verizon) and then
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>I have DSL through Earthlink, but it's provided by Covad. Fascinating
>how these things work. It's $13 more than I was paying for dialup.

It's like teraserver reselling nntp server.  "Grepping has never been
so easy!" is their motto.  You get what you pay for I guess.

Charlie
Candace - 01 May 2005 03:10 GMT
> And BTW, AOL is not the most overpriced ISP there is by a long shot, it just
> seems overpriced for the lousy service provided.  LOL

Oh, which one is?  I might want to switch to that.
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 03:15 GMT
> > And BTW, AOL is not the most overpriced ISP there is by a long shot,
> it just
> > seems overpriced for the lousy service provided.  LOL
>
> Oh, which one is?  I might want to switch to that.

Mine!  It's $120 a month.  Send me a check and I'll sign you up right away -
I swear it's better than AOL!  ;>
Candace - 01 May 2005 03:21 GMT
> Mine!  It's $120 a month.  Send me a check and I'll sign you up right away -
> I swear it's better than AOL!  ;>

Email me your address.
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 03:26 GMT
> > Mine!  It's $120 a month.  Send me a check and I'll sign you up right
> away -
> > I swear it's better than AOL!  ;>
>
> Email me your address.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
Mary - 01 May 2005 02:35 GMT
> > Even if I couldn't spell it, unlike you I can afford a real
> newsreader with
> > a (pay attention here) spellchecker - I don't have to use Google.
>
> Oh, boohoo, you really hurt me to the quick here.  Yeah, I have a cash
> flow problem, that's why I'm AOL, the most overpriced ISP there is.

aaahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha! !!

*sigh*

whew!
Diane L. Schirf - 01 May 2005 02:20 GMT
>  Can you spell hypopotamus?

Rhinoceros.

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Catnipped - 01 May 2005 02:25 GMT
> >  Can you spell hypopotamus?
>
> Rhinoceros.

LOL, I like your sense of humor, Diane!

Hugs,

CatNipped
Candace - 30 Apr 2005 23:52 GMT
> > I didn't say you mentioned DC, I said you basically said what website
> > you are the webmistress of and 2 clicks on that website yielded the
> > info about DC.  Not a superhuman effort required to do so.
>
> How does someone "basically" say something?  I either said it or I didn't -
> I didn't.

What do these 2 posts say?  I wasn't going to bother posting your old
posts but since you're posting my old posts and denying that you said
what your website is, here ya go:

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Really?  I'm not being confrontational here, but I am really
curious... how
many Mensans do you know?

For those who are interested, here is a list of "famous" Mensans:
http://www.cbrmensa.org/famous .html.

In Gulf Coast Mensa we have:  college professors and a college dean,
architects, engineers, attorneys, *several* business owners, chemists,
a
chief of police, doctors, museum curators, *several* presidents or
corporations and CEOs, petrophysicists, geophysicists, an
astrophysicist,
geologists, scientists *tons* of people in computer related jobs
(including
me a web architect), and on and on.  In fact, I don't know *any* GCM
who has
not succeeded in his/her chosen career.

I'm sure there are Mensans who have not "accomplished" a lot, but
neither is
it a handicap for those who *want* to accomplish their goals.

For the record, I've stated here that I don't consider being a Mensan
as
"better", just "different"  - as anybody who is in the 98th percentile
of
any particular group of humans would be.

Hugs,

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I didn't volunteer the information until someone sarcastically asked me
for
my membership number and at that point in the indoor/outdoor debate I
was
just pissed enough to give it (and online references to prove I wasn't
lying).  I don't go to meetings, I stay a member in order to do the
GCM web
site, which is a good reference on my resume since it's my line of work
and
I've won numerous awards for the site.

It's really funny that everybody is jumping on me for being a member -
really funny.  If that's the only thing they can find "wrong" with me
to try
to flame me with, well I guess I can live with that!  ;>

Hugs,

Catnipped
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I believe even a moron would know you are the "webmistress" of the GCM
site after reading that.  Are those not your posts?  If not, someone is
impersonating you and you should investigate.

> 2 clicks?  Hmmmm, first you had to google to find the web site, then you had
> to click on the link to my personal site, then you had to click to the link
> "About Us", then you had to read my resume.  I guess I should feel
> flattered, but somehow I don't!

Okay, 3 clicks, you win.

> And who is it who is forcing you to read all these posts until you are
> nauseated?  If my posts are making you nauseated, why don't you just
> killfile me (and be sure to announce it to the group by writing "Plonk" -
> LOL).

Well, at the risk of starting up one of your friend's favorite
discussions about how stupid AOL members are, I can't killfile you
because I'm reading thru Google and that function is not available.  I
never kf'ed when I could on AOL, though, it's kind of a personal
thing...like feeling I should read a book from start to finish.  If I
read a thread, I like to read the whole thing to get the "full flavor,"
as it were.

> > I did it at work anyway, so I wasn't doing it on my own time, I was
> > taking a little break while "other things were running," you know how
> > that goes, I believe.
>
> You did this???  After starting a whole thread about how awful some people
> are for doing this???!!!  Can you spell hippocrite?

Yes, I can, it's "hypocrite."  Can you, Miss Mensa?  No, the whole
thread was about how some people post INCESSANTLY.  If you care to
check out my posting history, I generally post only in the evenings
(MST) or on weekends.  I don't spend all day, everyday, posting.  My
point was if I had all day, everyday, to post, I would find something
else to do part of that time.

> Again, this from the woman who felt so strongly about people wasting time on
> the internet she had to start a flame war about it!!!  Well, sweetie, the "6
> minutes" you spent satiating your "normal curiosity" was 6 minutes more than
> I was willing to waste on you.  And as far as "stalking" - you must learn
> not to take things quite so literally dear, it really shows a lack of
> imagination and sophistication.

I never gave an indication of where you could find out something about
me so it would take a lot more than 6 minutes to find something.  If
something's easy, I'll bite.  I thought you were the one worried
someone was gonna get your grandkids in retaliation.  That shows a lack
of brains.

> Not according to you... I believe you wrote, "I, for one, would love to
> spend more time reading and learning, in art museums and galleries, going to
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> minutes could have been used doing any of the other things you think are so
> much more lofty than spending time on a newsgroup!  ROTFLMAO!!

It would have been hard to get to Lake Michigan for 6 minutes while I
was at work or even to an art gallery.  If I could beam myself there, I
would but that technology is not yet available.  I never said I don't
spend anytime on the internet; obviously, I do, as everyone reading
this does.

Candace
Diane L. Schirf - 30 Apr 2005 23:57 GMT
> It would have been hard to get to Lake Michigan for 6 minutes while I
> was at work or even to an art gallery.

All the Lake Michigan you could want. Sort of. ;)

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Candace - 01 May 2005 00:27 GMT
> > It would have been hard to get to Lake Michigan for 6 minutes while I
> > was at work or even to an art gallery.
>
> All the Lake Michigan you could want. Sort of. ;)
>
> <http://www.slywy.com/views/views.html>

Beautiful pics!   Wow, what a view you have, gorgeous.  Chicago is an
awesome town!!!!

When we go to Lake Michigan, when I go back to IN, we generally go to
South Haven, St. Joe, New Buffalo, or Warren Dunes.  I'd love to see
every Lake M. beach.  It's a beautiful, beautiful lake.

Candace
Peacemaker - 01 May 2005 00:03 GMT
I present to you a potential KoTM in (ta da!!) Catnipped! A Mensan with
OCD and ADHD. What a combination!

For reference, DC = Dale Carnegy.

>>>I didn't say you mentioned DC, I said you basically said what
>
[quoted text clipped - 211 lines]
>
> Candace
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 02:03 GMT
> What do these 2 posts say?  I wasn't going to bother posting your old
> posts but since you're posting my old posts and denying that you said
> what your website is, here ya go:

And just where in there is the link?  You've already said you had to google
to find the site, why are you trying to make up stuff now?  Everyone's
reading comprehension is not as inadequate as yours seems to be, you know.
I said I didn't post the link, *not* "I didn't make reference to Gulf Coast
Mensa".

> I believe even a moron would know you are the "webmistress" of the GCM

Well, I guess you should know then!  LOL

> Okay, 3 clicks, you win.

Finally you admit I win, thank you dear!

> Well, at the risk of starting up one of your friend's favorite
> discussions about how stupid AOL members are, I can't killfile you
> because I'm reading thru Google and that function is not available.  I

But please tell me, when you see posts by the author "CatNipped" who is it
who is standing with a gun at your head forcing you to click on that link
and read it?  I've browsed the newsgroup through Google also and post don't
automatically pop open (or do you have a magic newsreader like Lyn does?!
ROTFLMAO!)

> never kf'ed when I could on AOL, though, it's kind of a personal
> thing...like feeling I should read a book from start to finish.  If I
> read a thread, I like to read the whole thing to get the "full flavor,"
> as it were.

Then all I can say is suck it up and get *all* the flavor!  You really crack
me up!

> Yes, I can, it's "hypocrite."  Can you, Miss Mensa?  No, the whole

I just knew you would know that - good for you!

> thread was about how some people post INCESSANTLY.  If you care to
> check out my posting history, I generally post only in the evenings
> (MST) or on weekends.  I don't spend all day, everyday, posting.  My
> point was if I had all day, everyday, to post, I would find something
> else to do part of that time.

So you have only a *small* amount of free time, and yet you choose to spend
it on the newsgroup - how sad!

> I never gave an indication of where you could find out something about
> me so it would take a lot more than 6 minutes to find something.  If

The point being, if you posted it in six inch high letters on a billboard
outside my door I wouldn't take even 6 seconds to stop and read it much less
6 minutes or more.  Because.  I.  Don't.  Care.

> something's easy, I'll bite.  I thought you were the one worried
> someone was gonna get your grandkids in retaliation.  That shows a lack
> of brains.

Any you show a lack of imagination by taking everything you read so
literally.

> It would have been hard to get to Lake Michigan for 6 minutes while I
> was at work or even to an art gallery.  If I could beam myself there, I
> would but that technology is not yet available.  I never said I don't
> spend anytime on the internet; obviously, I do, as everyone reading
> this does.

And yet you choose to disparage others for doing what you do.  Like so many
others here your motto is "Do as I say not as I do."  Tell me how to spell
hippocrite again???  LOL
Candace - 01 May 2005 02:39 GMT
> And just where in there is the link?  You've already said you had to google
> to find the site, why are you trying to make up stuff now?  Everyone's
> reading comprehension is not as inadequate as yours seems to be, you know.
> I said I didn't post the link, *not* "I didn't make reference to Gulf Coast
> Mensa".

I didn't say you posted the link, I said you posted where to get the
info quite easily.  Sheesh.

> But please tell me, when you see posts by the author "CatNipped" who is it
> who is standing with a gun at your head forcing you to click on that link
> and read it?  I've browsed the newsgroup through Google also and post don't
> automatically pop open (or do you have a magic newsreader like Lyn does?!
> ROTFLMAO!)

So I'm a masochist, sue me.

> So you have only a *small* amount of free time, and yet you choose to spend
> it on the newsgroup - how sad!

There's just so much one can do with an hour here and there.  Besides,
I like rpchb.  I've been posting here since 1999, long before you
crawled out from wherever.

> The point being, if you posted it in six inch high letters on a billboard
> outside my door I wouldn't take even 6 seconds to stop and read it much less
> 6 minutes or more.  Because.  I.  Don't.  Care.

So, plonk me or quit responding to my posts.  Betcha can't.

> Any you show a lack of imagination by taking everything you read so
> literally.

Oh, FFS, you were scared shitless that Megan was gonna come and hurt
you and your grandbabykins.  You were threatening to hurt anyone who
harmed your grandchildren.  That was when I first became aware of what
a twit you are.  Now, that you know it was ridiculous you can backpedal
and pretend you weren't pissing in your pants but no one's buying it.

> And yet you choose to disparage others for doing what you do.  Like so many
> others here your motto is "Do as I say not as I do."  Tell me how to spell
> hippocrite again???  LOL

Incessant, drivel postings, that's what's annoying but it's your forte
so bloom where you're planted.  I wouldn't want to stifle your
"creativity."

Candace
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 03:03 GMT
> There's just so much one can do with an hour here and there.  Besides,
> I like rpchb.  I've been posting here since 1999, long before you
> crawled out from wherever.

ROTFLMAO.  You do take things at face value don't you.  I posted in
rec.pets.cats *before there was* rec.pets.cats.health+behav!

> So, plonk me or quit responding to my posts.  Betcha can't.

You first!  ;>

> Oh, FFS, you were scared shitless that Megan was gonna come and hurt
> you and your grandbabykins.  You were threatening to hurt anyone who
> harmed your grandchildren.  That was when I first became aware of what
> a twit you are.  Now, that you know it was ridiculous you can backpedal
> and pretend you weren't pissing in your pants but no one's buying it.

Oh FFS!  Learn how to comprehend what you read - I did *not* say I was
scared of Megan harming my grandchildren.  I *am* scared that there are
nutcases in the world who would take usenet so seriously that they would
call someone's cell phone to leave a filthy message (!!!?) (and in that post
mentioned that there are other nutcases that have stalked people and harmed
them through the internet - are you denying that there are?)  And if you
*had* children or grandchildren you would know that it is a fairly common
sentiment, at least among *normal* people, to feel protective of your
progeny.

> Incessant, drivel postings, that's what's annoying but it's your forte
> so bloom where you're planted.  I wouldn't want to stifle your
> "creativity."

Thank you, glad to be of service!
Candace - 01 May 2005 03:28 GMT
> ROTFLMAO.  You do take things at face value don't you.  I posted in
> rec.pets.cats *before there was* rec.pets.cats.health+behav!

Okay, wasn't someone talking about you being a "newbie" to newgroups
recently?  Or was that just to the beloved and Stepford-perfect rpca?

> > So, plonk me or quit responding to my posts.  Betcha can't.
>
> You first!  ;>

History shows that I *am* the one who finally quits posting and then
the thread can finally die in peace.  If I did keep posting, you 2
would continue to respond.

> Oh FFS!  Learn how to comprehend what you read - I did *not* say I was
> scared of Megan harming my grandchildren.  I *am* scared that there are
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> sentiment, at least among *normal* people, to feel protective of your
> progeny.

Well, of course nutcases stalk people on the internet.  But then most
people who have these fears don't have their full names and all kinds
of personal info about themselves all over the internet, easy to find
either.  Why don't you remove that stuff?

Candace
Charlie Wilkes - 01 May 2005 04:52 GMT
>> There's just so much one can do with an hour here and there.  Besides,
>> I like rpchb.  I've been posting here since 1999, long before you
>> crawled out from wherever.
>
>ROTFLMAO.  You do take things at face value don't you.  I posted in
>rec.pets.cats *before there was* rec.pets.cats.health+behav!

You are both going to end up with a rash on the inside of your thighs,
you know.  That is what happens when girls get into a pissing contest.

Have you put on your Mensa thinking cap and figured out who Peacemaker
is?

Charlie
Catnipped - 01 May 2005 15:25 GMT
> >> There's just so much one can do with an hour here and there.  Besides,
> >> I like rpchb.  I've been posting here since 1999, long before you
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> You are both going to end up with a rash on the inside of your thighs,
> you know.  That is what happens when girls get into a pissing contest.

LOL!  This is true!  ;>

> Have you put on your Mensa thinking cap and figured out who Peacemaker
> is?

Yep!

Hugs,

CatNipped

> Charlie
Mary - 01 May 2005 01:06 GMT
> And who is it who is forcing you to read all these posts until you are
> nauseated?  If my posts are making you nauseated, why don't you just
> killfile me (and be sure to announce it to the group by writing "Plonk" -
> LOL).

One would think that after trying this same bullshit with me,
and seeing how well it worked, these a.sholes would have
learned. *shaking my head* Ah well, for some the learning
curve is a bit steeper than for others.
Candace - 01 May 2005 02:11 GMT
> > And who is it who is forcing you to read all these posts until you are
> > nauseated?  If my posts are making you nauseated, why don't you just
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> learned. *shaking my head* Ah well, for some the learning
> curve is a bit steeper than for others.

I don't even know what you're referring to.  I don't have a history of
trying to "censor" you even though you like to think so.  Nor have I
*ever* written that I am killfiling someone and then written *Plonk*.

I love how you think there is a bitter little group of us old biddies
who are "out to get" you and CN.  In your sick little mind, you
probably think we are all madly emailing and calling each other on our
cell phones plotting how to get rid of the 2 of you.  While I think
that would be a nice outcome, I'm not working toward that end and, as
far as I know, there is no little group effort doing that.  If there
is, I'm not in the "in" crowd.

Why would I want to killfile the 2 of you anyway?  You're way too much
fun, thinking you're waging some superior war of wits with your itsy
bitsy pea-brains.
Mary - 01 May 2005 02:34 GMT
> > > And who is it who is forcing you to read all these posts until you
> are
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> trying to "censor" you even though you like to think so.  Nor have I
> *ever* written that I am killfiling someone and then written *Plonk*.

Total non sequitur, Candy. Re-read my reply, while suppressing the
voices in your head. :)
-L. - 27 Apr 2005 07:26 GMT
> You don't <know> much about deer and wolf populations!

Natural selection will take them down to sustainable levels (yes, I
know it's not pretty, but nothing dies easy).  The problem with deer is
easy access to crops.

My old boss was a deer hunter.  We argued about this all the time.  I
actually don't have much problem with people who hunt to eat.  It's the
only true way to be a carnivore, IMO.  I just don't like the *concept*
of hunting (among other things associated with it).  And I have an
aversion to firearms.

-L.
sriddles@aol.com - 28 Apr 2005 05:19 GMT
> > You don't <know> much about deer and wolf populations!
>
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>
> -L.

Oh, yeah, all those deer hunters who claim they & their families love
venison. Apparently they luuvv it so much, the processing plant had to
start asking for cash up front to process a deer this year. Reason
being, in the past, nearly half of the people who dropped off dead deer
for processing never picked up the meat. BS. They just want to kill
something. I love it when they accidentally shoot each other.
I don't get it. I honestly don't. Even bird hunting. The only saving
grace to bird hunting is the dogs are having a great time, they're
probably penned up the entire rest of the year. But freezing your a.s
off in a deer stand waiting on something to shoot at isn't my idea of a
high time.

Sherry

Sherry
-L. - 28 Apr 2005 05:35 GMT
sridd...@aol.com wrote:
> Oh, yeah, all those deer hunters who claim they & their families love
> venison. Apparently they luuvv it so much, the processing plant had to
> start asking for cash up front to process a deer this year. Reason
> being, in the past, nearly half of the people who dropped off dead deer
> for processing never picked up the meat.

Oh Jeez.  My boss actually ate his - dressed them himself and
everything.

>BS. They just want to kill
> something. I love it when they accidentally shoot each other.

LOL...as do I.  Natural selection.

> I don't get it. I honestly don't. Even bird hunting. The only saving
> grace to bird hunting is the dogs are having a great time, they're
> probably penned up the entire rest of the year. But freezing your a.s
> off in a deer stand waiting on something to shoot at isn't my idea of a
> high time.

Well, mine either, but evidently it gtes someone off.  I feel sorry for
the dogs, actually.  Most of them aren't treated as pets.

-L.
kaeli - 28 Apr 2005 14:09 GMT
> > I don't get it. I honestly don't. Even bird hunting. The only saving
> > grace to bird hunting is the dogs are having a great time, they're
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> Well, mine either, but evidently it gtes someone off.  I feel sorry for
> the dogs, actually.  Most of them aren't treated as pets.

And whose working dogs do you know that gave you this impression?
(I hate vast generalizations...)

Speaking only from my experience, the working dogs I know have a better life
than many companion dogs who are stuck inside all day, alone, while their
owners are off working. They may even be "crated" in the interest of saving
the owners' couch and carpet.
They are then releg