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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / April 2005Agressive Cat Workaround
Speak your cats language. If the cat takes a swing at you... take one at him. Evidently its the language he speaks... cat aint got no respect for a whimp. I run a music studio...cat got under the console and was playing with wires chewing scratchin..and so on...weee weeee.. boom...I got him with a single leaf of rolled up newspaper.... he has never done that again...(those electrical wires could kill him...I just made him mad...but he never done it again). One time, when I first got this super large cat..he tried to slice my ear off...very aggressive..ears layed back...growlin the whole bit...first I popped him...made him even more mad.. he kept flaylin at me...then I grabbed him behind the neck and lifted his front feet off the floor..then in a firm voice..i say CALM DOWN! #$@#$ ...CALM DOWN!@#@#$@ after about 40 seconds... he got his wit and calmed down... and has never ever taken another swing at me. he tucks me in every night...walks around my blanket...tucks tucks...finally finds a spot up close...and we sleep till morning. (this is true...he loves to tuck my blanket in all around...) i tell you the truth.. one morning the cat woke me up licking my feet (dont tell nobody about this...)...he was licking my feet.. what woke me up was he was trying to bite a calous off...go figure! hoooo cat hoooo...thats my foot man! troll > troll And a tool. *Where* are they all coming from? -L. > > troll > > And a tool. *Where* are they all coming from? > > -L. Your overabundant a.s, chica. :) > troll One minute before you posted this you were taking the OP seriously and posting a response. WTF is wrong with you? *shaking my head* You're losing it. marys@catlover.com hallucinated: >One minute before you posted this you >were taking the OP seriously and posting >a response. WTF is wrong with you? >*shaking my head* >You're losing it. All that head shaking has turned your brain to mush. Once again you prove what a useless moron you are and that the nastiness you post to others really applies to yourself. Karen was responding to someone else in a *different thread* who has a pretty serious problem with cat aggression. Megan  Signature"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke Learn The TRUTH About Declawing http://www.stopdeclaw.com Zuzu's Cats Photo Album: http://www.PictureTrail.com/zuzu22 "Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then providence moves too. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents, meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamt would have come his way." - W.H. Murray > marys@catlover.com hallucinated: > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Karen was responding to someone else in a *different thread* who has a > pretty serious problem with cat aggression. Oops. I guess you idiots are all starting to run together for me. I knew it would happen once you lost my interest. Declawing? Mine is as good as de-clawed..seeing that we have an understanding. Done. As for my poor, poor little Ruprecht (he's a small dinasour in size) He might need to climb a tree to escape a dog, or scratch an itch... No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity but I know none therefore I am no beast. /Shakespeare > troll You seem to be getting dumber as time goes on. At first I thought Grant's death had you depressed but now I am just not sure. > Speak your cats language. > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > close...and we sleep till morning. (this is true...he loves to tuck my > blanket in all around...) i tell you the truth.. That is really cute! > one morning the cat woke me up licking my feet (dont tell nobody about > this...)...he was licking my feet.. > > what woke me up was he was trying to bite a calous off...go figure! > > hoooo cat hoooo...thats my foot man! Sounds like you have worked out a relationship. I hope you never feel like you have to "pop" him again. Yeah, he's super cool, he is fantastic company. I didnt like our little scirmage...but, as I say... he has never ever taken another swing at me... He sliced my earlobe very deep...the scar is still there.. hot blood was running down my neck... whoever called me a troll...what would you have done... "now kitty...we don't slice masters ears off..." cat dont respect that..cat dont care...cat will do it again... next time cat might come across them eyeballs... Cats are not diplomatic..they are blood thirsty carnivores. I brought a peice of steak in the house... out of curosity... I cut a big chunk of bloody meat off and called jr. oh man...first he did a double take on me...like what? then...like he had never had none... he didnt stop till it was gone... next scene..he's sitting back with a bloody muzzle.. and a toothpick...while rubbing his belly.. "I say, Barry...that was some prime cow man!, Yes very tender" as he was walking out..he looked back like.. wake me up when it's time to eat again. > Yeah, he's super cool, he is fantastic company. > > I didnt like our little scirmage...but, as I say... I didn't think you did. > he has never ever taken another swing at me... I did the same thing with my mean cat--slapped her when she bit hard, but by "slapping" I mean tapping her on the side of the face gently but rudely, if that makes sense. She then stopped biting so hard when playing and if I said "Ow!" stopped altogether and licked me. It only took a few times to get her to stop drawing blood. Barry, I think you are replying to me, but I can't tell. If you include a snippet of the post to which you are responding, we can tell who it is. > He sliced my earlobe very deep...the scar is still there.. > hot blood was running down my neck... I had a cat once that bit me to the bone and sent me to the hospital just because I picked her up the same as every morning but that morning she was in a mood. > whoever called me a troll...what would you have done... Don't mind the old biddies here, or the ones who would like to moderate an unmoderated Usenet group. > "now kitty...we don't slice masters ears off..." > > cat dont respect that..cat dont care...cat will do it again... > next time cat might come across them eyeballs... > > Cats are not diplomatic..they are blood thirsty carnivores. Well, yes and no. They are also creatures that love you and need affection, right? > I brought a peice of steak in the house... > out of curosity... [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > wake me up when it's time to eat again. Barry sounds like quite a guy. Got some pics? http://www.barryparrish.com/html_pages/artist.htm those are of me...but I think you was talking about the cat.. Ive got some of the cat, ill have to post them...Im still laughing. I know what you mean about a rude little tap...(if needed)... I say ow ow ow too sometimes...and he lightens up... other times..I grab his whole head and pin him to the floor... he loves it... his favorite thing is to ambush me; out of nowhere...he'll lunge and grab onto my thigh and hang on...eeeeewww...I don't tell him how bad that hurts..but it do hurt. Sorry your cat was in the mood like that one morning...that's pretty rough. Yeah, he sleeps with me at night, once in a while...he prefers the cold hard floor... maybe it was the guacamole...lol... > http://www.barryparrish.com/html_pages/artist.htm > > those are of me...but I think you was talking about the cat.. You're a musician. :) Where are you? > Ive got some of the cat, ill have to post them...Im still laughing. Well, you don't look like a repeat cat slapper to me. <G> > I know what you mean about a rude little tap...(if needed)... > I say ow ow ow too sometimes...and he lightens up... In the end--they want to please you. They appreciate the food and safety--and just come to love their humans, you know? The longer you have them the more in tune with you they get. > other times..I grab his whole head and pin him to the floor... > he loves it... Sounds like boy cat play! I have two girls, and they like laser pointers and catnip toys more than wrestling. You know. Girly stuff. > his favorite thing is to ambush me; out of nowhere...he'll lunge and > grab onto my thigh and hang on...eeeeewww...I don't tell him how >bad that hurts..but it do hurt. How old is this boy and how did you come to get him? > Sorry your cat was in the mood like that one morning...that's pretty > rough. It was a big surprise--but we worked it out. I had her until she was 20. > Yeah, he sleeps with me at night, once in a while...he prefers the cold > hard floor...maybe it was the guacamole...lol... My tabby cat is the culprit that way. She can clear the room. You're not in Louisiana or Texas are you? I'm just curious. > Sounds like boy cat play! I have two girls, and they like > laser pointers and catnip toys more than wrestling. You know. > Girly stuff. I've got a laser pointer handy, Ill have to try it out > How old is this boy and how did you come to get him? I was at a customers house...and I opened my truck door and he got in...I asked him if he wanted to go home with me...he just sat there...so we left...together...(he cried the whole 2 miles)...but once he got here...it's like he'd been here all his life. > > Yeah, he sleeps with me at night, once in a while...he prefers the cold > > hard floor...maybe it was the guacamole... other than occasional meats, lamb and beef...plain tuna.. He only eats food lion crunchy food >You're not in Louisiana or Texas are you? I'm just curious. Im in Virginia, at the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mtns. Where are you / I take it your in one of the southern states. > > Sounds like boy cat play! I have two girls, and they like > > laser pointers and catnip toys more than wrestling. You know. > > Girly stuff. > > I've got a laser pointer handy, Ill have to try it out They love it! > > How old is this boy and how did you come to get him? > > I was at a customers house...and I opened my truck door and he got > in...I asked him if he wanted to go home with me...he just sat > there...so we left...together...(he cried the whole 2 miles)...but once > he got here...it's like he'd been here all his life. Sounds like the two of you are a good fit. > > > Yeah, he sleeps with me at night, once in a while...he prefers the > cold > > > hard floor...maybe it was the guacamole... > > other than occasional meats, lamb and beef...plain tuna.. You need to watch plain tuna for cats, believe it or not. It doesn't have taurine, which they need. You might want to grab him some canned cat food. It's really good for them and cheaper than tuna to boot. > >You're not in Louisiana or Texas are you? I'm just curious. > > Im in Virginia, at the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mtns. It's gorgeous there. > Where are you / I take it your in one of the southern states. I live in Raleigh, North Carolina now, but have lived in a few different places. I have relatives in Virginia--in Richmond and the Shenandoah Valley. Virginia is a gorgeous state. There is not much difference between the mountains there and the mountains here. My favorite place is in the New River Valley, near Montgomery Co., VA. It's a great place to rock climb and enjoy the outdoors. > Sounds like boy cat play! I have two girls, and they like > laser pointers and catnip toys more than wrestling. You know. > Girly stuff. I've got a laser pointer handy, Ill have to try it out > How old is this boy and how did you come to get him? I was at a customers house...and I opened my truck door and he got in...I asked him if he wanted to go home with me...he just sat there...so we left...together...(he cried the whole 2 miles)...but once he got here...it's like he'd been here all his life. >maybe it was the guacamole... (that was me) but we can blame it on the cat. (Ruprecht! get out from under there!) other than occasional meats, lamb and beef...plain tuna.. He only eats food lion crunchy food >You're not in Louisiana or Texas are you? I'm just curious. Im in Virginia, at the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mtns. Where are you / I take it your in one of the southern states. > >maybe it was the guacamole... > > (that was me) but we can blame it on the cat. (Ruprecht! get out from > under there!) I have to ask, where did this name come from? > > >maybe it was the guacamole... > > > > (that was me) but we can blame it on the cat. (Ruprecht! get out from > > under there!) > > I have to ask, where did this name come from? You called him a troll yesterday, you idiot. |
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