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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / March 2005Is my cat dead?
Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so.. and its farting or something.. Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?  SignatureBuZZard mhm33x29 irc.demonweb.org #demonweb www.buzzardnest.us news:alt.buzzard.rules news:alt.binaries.buzzard > Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so.. > and its farting or something.. > Is my cat dead? Or just faking it? Faking and being an attention seeker - ignore it. SignatureI.P.Freely Anonymity is synonymous with longetivity On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in <38uvk8F5p92sqU1@individual.net> in rec.pets.cats.health+behav when he/she wrote: >Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so.. >and its farting or something.. >Is my cat dead? Or just faking it? Dued!! Youre catz hace been haxored hard! Possibly boot fuxored!! -- K. A. Cannon kcannon at insurgent dot org (change the orgy to org to reply) http://www.insurgent.org - Sponsored by Carlyle Group In the year 2005 I resolve to: Become one with my inner sociopath. Spirituality: The last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are. "Abuse on the net isn't a reportable offense, loon." Jet makes sure everybody knows she's full of sh.t in eMGdnQpIGIZVmYDfRVn-uA@adelphia.com. >On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> >amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >Dued!! Youre catz hace been haxored hard! >Possibly boot fuxored!! Puss-n-B00tfuX0red? :-) -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com Brotherhood (Vice Chairman) Anti Archangel #41 The difference between John Kerry and Ted Kennedy is Stalking Filth #69.5 that Ted Kennedy has at least one confirmed kill. >--| <:((>>>>< >--| >>On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> >>amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Puss-n-B00tfuX0red? > :-) My cat was alive.. but my spotted grouper died. >>>On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> >>>amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >My cat was alive.. but my spotted grouper died. So how did he taste? Grouper is real good broiled w/lemon and butter and a wee bit of pepper. :-) Don't tell me you flushed him.... :-( -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com Brotherhood (Vice Chairman) Anti Archangel #41 The difference between John Kerry and Ted Kennedy is Stalking Filth #69.5 that Ted Kennedy has at least one confirmed kill. >--| <:((>>>>< >--| >>>>On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> >>>>amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > Don't tell me you flushed him.... > :-( I had him creamated... and I spread his ashes under my cherry tomato plant. I am heart broken... *sniffs sniffs* >>>>On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> >>>>amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > Don't tell me you flushed him.... > :-( I had him creamated... and I spread his ashes under my cherry tomato plant. I am heart broken... *sniffs sniffs* >>>>>On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> >>>>>amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] >my cherry tomato plant. I am heart broken... >*sniffs sniffs* You fool.... You should have eaten him.... Then you could have said goodbye to him twice... Once before you ate him and once right before you flushed the poopie you made out of him.... You denied your pet grouper the proper respect he deserved as a lower member of the food chain. :-) -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com Brotherhood (Vice Chairman) Anti Archangel #41 The difference between John Kerry and Ted Kennedy is Stalking Filth #69.5 that Ted Kennedy has at least one confirmed kill. >--| <:((>>>>< >--| > >>>>>On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard" <buzzardz@buzzardnest.us> > >>>>>amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > You denied your pet grouper the proper respect he deserved > as a lower member of the food chain. "A Fish" By Shaun aRe 22/02/01: A fish it be a swimmy thing, A swimmy thing it be, Be it swimmy in a river, In a pond or lake or sea, A fish it be a swimmy thing, A swimmy thing it be. Until it's dead, of course, then... A fish it be an eaty thing, An eaty thing it be, Be it eaty for your breakfast, For your dinner or your tea, A fish it be an eaty thing, An eaty thing it be. Until it's digested, of course, then... A fish it be a sh.t. ',;~}~ Shaun aRe > Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so.. > and its farting or something.. > Is my cat dead? Or just faking it? yeah, it's just f.cking with your mind, Buzz give it a kick Signature"There are plenty of ways to see blood that don't involve Buzzards nuts." Delta Nine *All things serve the Beam* A cat that doesn't move for a week is dead. A cat that farts is alive. Therefore, your cat lay dead for a week and now is coming back, possibly in a zombie state. Be careful. -- Barb Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time. > A cat that doesn't move for a week is dead. A cat that farts is alive. > Therefore, your cat lay dead for a week and now is coming back, possibly in [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Of course I don't look busy, > I did it right the first time. lol > Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so.. > and its farting or something.. > Is my cat dead? Or just faking it? It sounds like you are! I dunno did yo bury him? Shaun aRe |
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