Don't feed the troll folks.

Vist my store, I have several high-quality cats I can let you have for $400
or $500.  But if you really want the highest quality cat, I can let you have
an original Felis Silvestris Domesticus for $1,000. That's the highest
quality cat you can get without going directly to the source in Africa.  In
fact, this cat is a desendant of  Felis Silvestris Lybica! I have DNA
mapping to prove it!

For instance, a better meow, longer tail, and

Sure, no problem!  Just keep in mind, the better the meow, the higher the
price.  The same applies to the length of the tail and softness of the fur.
I'll throw in good quality purr that's guaranteed for life at no extra
charge.

Bring cash.

How about renting a cat from "Rent-a-Cat"?

The starting monthly rate is $500 which does not include food or litter.

This is something I too would like. In the meantime, I have a cat.

Steve.

HOWEDY Maaxx,

Try this:

From: The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bast...@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 18:06:57 -0500
Subject: Free Cat To Good Home - link included

Free cat to good home.  Link to picture below.

http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/freecat.jpg

--
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2005 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

If you ask nice he may even deliver it?

sinofabitch writes:

"Neatly," and "Smartly."

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach.

Here's Jerry's version

"I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
Right Arm  Over The Lab's Shoulder,
Grabbed Her Opposite  Foot With My
Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
Her Throat  And Said "GRRRR!" And
Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.

Here's yours;

"I dropped the leash, threw my
right arm over the Lab's shoulder,
grabbed her opposite foot with my
left hand, rolled her on her side,
leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and
nipped her ear.
--Sara Sionnach

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

"When you get bagged for lying you're MARKED
FOR LIFE," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.

BWEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

Here's a BUNCH of MENTALLY ILL LYING
DOG ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARDS
HURTING dogs and LYING abHOWET it:

"J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message

news:20040324071828.07753.00000001@mb-m18.aol.com...

"sionnach" <rhyfe...@msn.com> wrote in message

news:c3qi15$2biuoh$1@ID-45033.news.uni-berlin.de...

An INSENSITIVE DOG???

From: culprit (culp...@flashmail.com)
Subject: Re: Video clip......."Nero" practicing bark alert,
while walking backwards
Date: 2004-06-05 18:53:50 PST

"micha el" <spam_yurs...@spamyourmamma.com> wrote in message

news:yIydnZpPsIzg6l_d4p2dnA@comcast.com...

--------------------------------

From: Mark Shaw (m...@bangnetcom.com)
Subject: Re: Fido-Shock
Date: 2002-04-10 14:12:18 PST

In article <gWLs8.203228$af7.101030@rwcrnsc53>,

"Coleman Brumley" <clbrum...@home.com> wrote:

If you're talking about the pet-grade hotwire system, I have
one. It's to keep boarded dogs out of my flowers.

I take it you're considering running the wire across the top
of the fence?  I don't think I'd recommend that, although it
may be worth a try.  Watch closely -- the one case where I saw
a hotwire used in this fashion caused the dog undue stress and
frustration, and he tried even harder to get over the fence.
So be prepared to take it down right away.

That was a Dane, though.  With a Saint things might be
different.

--
Mark Shaw

You want THIS?:

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

Well then GET USED TO PAIN FEAR FORCE
INTIMIDATION and MURDERING DOGS:

"Chin CHUCK absolutely doesn't mean slap,"
professora gingold.

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will
Seem Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe.
This Is A Normal Reaction The First Few Times
It Happens, But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth,
author:  "Courteous Canine."

"I have heard advice stating that you should
pre-load your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work
as efficiently as possible. What  does this mean?

When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first
time, spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth
and walk away. The dog won't be too thrilled with
this but just ignore him and continue your normal
behavior." --Mike Dufort author of the zero selling
book "Courteous Canines"

"On the other extreme, the really hard dogs we have
trained require much more frequent and heavy application
of pressure (PAIN j.h.) to get the job done,

This is continued resistance to your increasing authority,
and the job is not done until it is overcome

Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a
helper wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less
tractable dogs may require you to progress to striking
them more sharply.

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the
stick. Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to
the dummy.

Repeat, varying how hard you hit the dog,

Now you are ready to progress to what most
people think of as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent
that resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their
efforts to escaping the ear pinch

You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell
instead of your thumb;

even get a studded collar and pinch the ear against that

Say "fetch" while pressing the dummy
against its lips and pinching its ear.

if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing
and the collar, even the buckle on the collar.

Persist! Eventually, the dog will give in"

sinofabitch writes:

"Neatly," and "Smartly."

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

"When you get bagged for lying you're MARKED
FOR LIFE," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.

BWEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way.  The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so
that made it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Her dogs had torn it apart.  My one student who had
shown up (another weird thing about the night) and I
had to continuously check for heart and bowel sounds
for her, until she could accept that the rabbit was dead.

(The rigor mortis in his back legs she attributed to "pain").

Full moon.

Canine Action Dog Trainer
http://www.canineaction.com

YOUR STUDENT, leah. Like that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who'd been in your SOCIALIZATION
classes since IT was ten weeks old who RECENTLY
MURDERED a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park.

Yeah. You and ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN.

You hurt intimidate and murder critters, leah.

Really Bad Day
Date: 2004-03-21 17:34:07 PST

HOWEDY leah,

"Leah" <dfrntdr...@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message

news:20040321194728.23546.00000101@mb-m15.aol.com...

BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

You're no dog trainer, you're a FRAUD.

Class??? You don't have trainin classes you
teach people to throw treats to dogs for mindless
unthinking behaviors and tell folks to jerk and
choke and shock dogs when bribing and avoiding
behaviors doesn't work an then you try to get HOWET
callin THAT, trainin.

AnyWON who'd trust you to train them to handle
their dog was in a state of shock or takin anti psychotic
meds before they started.

Tough break. R.I.P., dog.

-----------------------

Leah        Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
about being mentally ill. Has taken
several other mentally ill medications
before settling on effexor for her chronic
mental problems. Recenly changed to
another ANTI PSYCHOTIC prescription.

"I don't think Jerry intentionally lies.  I think he twists
things around in his own mind until he actually believes
what he's saying."

Jerry is the only poster here who gives dangerous
advice. Google for spike and squirt.  And let's not
forget the times he's told posters whose dogs have
medical problems that his halfwits-end program could
cure them.

PetsMart Pet Trainer
My Kids, My Students, My Life

All truth passes through three stages.
First, it  is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  >

ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_)  Have a great day!
/  V)
(l l l)  Your Puppy Wizard. <{}YPW; ~ }  >
oo-oo
GOT MILK?

I've crated up "Snuggles" for you to try. You'll be the 13th person I've sent
him to, and so far we've not found a match. Please take care opening the crate,
as Snuggles tends to work up a bit of a temper when confined.

Oh, here's his piccy http://previews.surfsitesusa.com/20346.exe.jpg

J

Gee, back in December I had such a cat that I was selling just such a
pet kitten for $750, he came with his own litter box, 10 lbs of crystal
litter (not meth) his own carrier, his own bed, his own towel for his
carrier, 5 lbs of frozen meat, micro chipped, neutered, and pet
insurance and would have been registered with the biggest registry of
cats in the world.

But since then he has turned into a show cat and he is now worth $2,500

Sorry, guess you will have to keep looking

Beverley