Dear Dorks who were caretakers to my cat before I adopted her:

You are really missing out on a sweet cat. She is the model cat with
her kitty quirks and there is really nothing wrong with her.

She is affectionate, she purrs, is obedient, healthy, tries to please
me, sleeps on my bed at night and she plays with her toys for hours on
end. She is attentive and has a variety of vocal ways to communicate.
She eats the good food I give her and uses the litter box. She has
soft gorgeous fur and she is beautiful and has a sweet gentle
disposition.

Oh yes, and she even likes me!

So for the three different sets of dorks who dumped my cat at the
animal shelter because of stupid reasons, well you should never be
allowed to have an animal again and second of all, you should go ****
yourself.

~Melanie

PS Off to pet my sweet kitty cat who does not miss you dorks at all.

PSS I suppose there's a slim chance that they are actually going to
see this!