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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / May 2004Serious question about my LATE cat!!??
So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and loosing a ton of hair. Upon inspecting the clumps of hair that were falling out, I saw that they were due to these red lesions on the cats back. For fear of some disease being loosed on my family, I donned a pair of rubber cleaning gloves and grabbed the mangy thing and sawed his head off in the garage. I did not stop to think about the massive amount of blood that began to spurt all over the garage and got on my arms and shirt, pretty much everywhere due to such a gushing would as a decapitated head obviously is. What I want to know is if I am at risk of contracting any illness from the cats blood that could jeopardize my life. You may think I am heartless, but I really put that thing out of it's misery and it was for the best. If anyone knows anything about this subject please inform me of what I should do. Thank you. -Jimmy Logan >So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in >agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >-Jimmy Logan It is too late for you -- you are doomed -- go somewhere and die! > So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in > agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and > loosing a ton of hair. Have you considered calling your local police department? They tend to be particularly interested in blood stains of every sort, and this might give them something to do other than just sit around and eat donuts - which, naturally, everybody knows that all cops do this.  SignatureDennis Carr - KE6ISF | I may be out of my mind, http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way. ------------------------------------+------------------------------- Wanna email me? Send it to ke6isf instead of bogus-user. > So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in > agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > -Jimmy Logan One can only hope you're susceptible to the same illness. May I have your address? Saw ready. Yeah, everyone, I know he's just a sick troll, I just hadda respond. sick SOB!!! Hailey To: compoundfracture2004@yahoo.com (Slickwater): Did you escape from the mental hospital again? If you post your address here, it can be forwarded to the authorities so that you can be hauled away. Society will be so much better off if you were locked up for good. > To: compoundfracture2004@yahoo.com (Slickwater): > > Did you escape from the mental hospital again? If you post your address here, > it can be forwarded to the authorities so that you can be hauled away. Society > will be so much better off if you were locked up for good. What is the matter with you people? I came here in good faith requesting honest counsel on a rather traumatic experience in my life and you do nothing but verbally assault me. What, should I not have ended it the way I did? Please explain why my actions are wrong and what you would have done differently. Thank you. -Slick > What is the matter with you people? I came here in good faith > requesting honest counsel on a rather traumatic experience in my life [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > -Slick *plonk* Signature-- ~kaeli~ Acupuncture is a jab well done. http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace > > To: compoundfracture2004@yahoo.com (Slickwater): > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > -Slick You did an excellent job. I would have done it a bit differently, but what the hell... you got the job done. James Marz Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin? come on in! - Stephen King > So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in > agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > that thing out of it's misery and it was for the best. If anyone knows > anything about this subject please inform me of what I should do. You've caught it! There's only one way to cure it now. Here's what you have to do. Go get a fifth (at least; more if you can) of Jack Daniels. Go to the nearest high place - must be at least 20 stories high. Pour half the JD over yourself. Say the following words as you do so: "ad maiorem Dei gloriam" Drink the rest of the JD. Jump off the high place. When you hit the ground, the sickness will be expunged from your body forever. Signature-- ~kaeli~ Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace > > So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in > > agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > -- Just wanted to keep you guys posted. I buried my cat today. He could fit in a small coffee can because alot of his internals fell out in the decapitation. But but at least he's at peace now. -Jimmy |
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