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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / December 2007Grooming Day
Today was grooming day in the Crews' house, everyone got mani's and pedi's and a hairstyle - mommy got hurt. Demi, Jessie, Ozzy and Archer all like to get their manicures and pedicures and get their hair done, they look forward to the treats afterwards. Sammy is a different story.... First, we're talking about almost 20 pounds of pure muscle - vet techs don't want to go near her without a tranquilizer gun. And she does... not... like... having her hair or nails messed with. I always do the nails first - DUH. First I go into DH's chest of drawers and get out a sock. Then DH and I chase Sammy down and put the sock over her head. Then DH holds Sammy down as much as possible (he's a 280 pound man and he still can't hold her completely still - she is *strong*) while I clip her claws. Even though we're practiced in this art after 3.5 years, it still takes a little while because she has *SO* much hair on her paws and black nails, it's hard to find the "quick" to make sure I don't hurt her (if I ever hurt her doing this then that's all she wrote 'cause she'd never let me do it again). After we get all 18 claws clipped DH and I sit down, check ourselves over to make sure we still have all our extremities, curse the groomer who won't even accept 3 times her normal fee to groom Sammy, and basically regroup. Now it's time for her brushing which she *really* doesn't like! Again, DH braves the teeth of death to grab her and scruff her. I was luck this time, I got in about 10 quick strokes with the brush and got this much dead hair off of her: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/Sammy_Hair.jpg as compared to what I got out of long-haired Demi: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/Demi_Hair.jpg. Of course, in return, I got this on me: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/Scratch1.jpg and http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/Scratch2.jpg and http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/Scratch3.jpg. And she managed to do that with *clipped claws*! There are also two puncture wounds in my wrist because she managed to buck off a 280 pound man and got free for half a second! Thanks gawd it's another whole week before we have to do this again!  SignatureHugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ I never try to clip Tiger's claws. I do brush him with a Zoom Groom every day. He still gets mats and I try to remove them with a Mat Breaker. He will tolerate a few swipes first thing in the morning but as soon as it pulls he objects. I don't push it! ---MIKE--- >>In the White Mountains of New Hampshire >> (44° 15' N - Elevation 1580') >Today was grooming day in the Crews' house, everyone got mani's and pedi's >and a hairstyle - mommy got hurt. [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > >Thanks gawd it's another whole week before we have to do this again! Must be another Maine Coon foible. Wrestling a 25 pound cat is definately a workout. Bubba *hates* being groomed and/or clipped. He's such a drama queen about it too. Full on growling/hissing/wiggling. At least when he bites he's not really serious about doing any damage or else I'd be needing the Kevlar gloves. Fortunately he seems to forget the ordeal fairly quickly, especially after a nice food related treat >>Today was grooming day in the Crews' house, everyone got mani's and pedi's >>and a hairstyle - mommy got hurt. [quoted text clipped - 61 lines] > Fortunately he seems to forget the ordeal fairly quickly, > especially after a nice food related treat You've described my adventure with Sammy to a tee. I'm lucky she's not serious about biting either and, yes, as soon as it's over she's ready to come jump up next to me and get some pettin's. Hugs, CatNipped [snip] > First I go into DH's chest of drawers > and get out a sock. Then DH and I chase Sammy down and put the sock over > her head. Then DH holds Sammy down as much as possible (he's a 280 pound > man OMFG, I can't believe you actually confessed this terrible act here in a public forum. You are both sick and shameless. There are far better ways to get the job done than by suffocating the poor thing with a sock while a hulking 280 lb dude holds it down. (Like take it to a vet and have them give the cat tranquilizer meds.) Please please please puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeze give your poor, abused kitty cat to somebody who won't be so mean to it. Please. Pretty please with chocolate sprinkles on top. > [snip] >> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > cat to somebody who won't be so mean to it. Please. Pretty please with > chocolate sprinkles on top. You're an idiot! She can breathe perfectly well through the sock. Do you *really* think giving a cat a sedative weekly is better??! Yes, weekly, she's a Maine Coon and that's how often she has to be brushed, and before she can be brushed she has to have her claws clipped or my arm would be *completely* shredded! I'm the one with the wounds, she wasn't "suffocated", she wasn't hurt, her claws were clipped and she was brushed! Geez, some people! CatNipped >> [snip] >>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >"suffocated", she wasn't hurt, her claws were clipped and she was brushed! >Geez, some people! Well put. Crosspost to "alt.flame" removed... >>> [snip] >>>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Well put. Thanks! First, pilling Sammy is worse than clipping her claws - she *really* doesn't like that! Second, maybe it's because of how I feel about mind/mood altering drugs for myself, but I don't believe it's ever a good idea to put something into a cat's system that going to last for *hours* just to save her a few minutes of aggravation. The intramuscular sedation a vet uses would be even worse. The purpose of the sock is similar to when a horse is "hooded", it keeps them calm. My vet is the one who first told me about it when I asked him about a muzzle for a cat. Unlike muzzling a dog, muzzling a cat doesn't really help because they still have 4 paws full of weapons. The sock is perfectly harmless (before I ever used it on her I put it over my own mouth and nose and breathed through it for 5 minutes and it didn't even remotely restrict my breathing), but it does make a cat freeze for a few minutes. If Sammy doesn't see the clippers approaching her claws, it doesn't bother her as much as when she does. As far as DH holding her down, how else would a vet or vet tech get her to keep still long enough to administer the sedation? It's not like they *really* use tranquillizer guns! ;> As I said, geez, some people! Hugs, CatNipped > Crosspost to "alt.flame" removed... >>>> [snip] >>>>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] >keep still long enough to administer the sedation? It's not like they >*really* use tranquillizer guns! ;> I know what a tussle Maine Coon maintenance can be... I generally grab Bubba by all 4 feet when he's not paying attention and flip him upside down in my lap to do the nails. Sometimes I have to pin him to the arm of the couch with the side of my butt when he's *really* not in the mood. I usually do the comb & brush out on a different day. Both at the same time id udully too much for either of us. >>>>> [snip] >>>>>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] > >Both at the same time id udully too much for either of us. Great proofreading. :^) ^^^^^^^^. "is usually"... >>>>>> [snip] >>>>>>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 75 lines] > > Great proofreading. :^) ^^^^^^^^. "is usually"... I knew what you meant! ;> I go on the philosophy of "get it all done at once and the breathe easy for a week! ;> Hugs, CatNipped >>>>>>[snip] >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 62 lines] > > Great proofreading. :^) ^^^^^^^^. "is usually"... Oh, I just thought you were brushing your teeth ;-) >>[snip] >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > You're an idiot! She can breathe perfectly well through the sock. Also, maybe a tiny bit of Feliway sprayed onto the sock might help. >>>[snip] >>> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Also, maybe a tiny bit of Feliway sprayed onto the sock might help. Now that's an idea! Maybe not put the Feliway directly on the sock, but if I put the sock in the dryer with a damp rag with Feliway on it, that might help (I use the same sock every time since it's the one I experimented on myself so I know she can breathe through it easily). Hugs, CatNipped > In article <5s00bkF1614p...@mid.individual.net>, > CatNip...@PossiblePlaces.com says... [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > cat to somebody who won't be so mean to it. Please. Pretty please with > chocolate sprinkles on top. 'catnipped abuses her cats' if i ever thought that she was ever likely to be abusing any of her over indulged spolit brood I would eat my own pants, and that would also be the day hell freezes over. do you have any clue how thoroughly pampered those cats are? abused my arse bookie >> In article <5s00bkF1614p...@mid.individual.net>, >> CatNip...@PossiblePlaces.com says... [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > bookie Thank you Bookie, although yours are just as pampered (and *why* are we diapering our cats? ;>). Hugs, CatNipped > [snip] > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > OMFG, I can't believe you actually confessed this terrible act here in a > public forum. You are both sick and shameless. TROLL - O - METER 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -------------------------------------- ^ "Galloping Clippers" <galclip@hotmail.com> Check your cross posting > "Galloping Clippers" <galclip@hotmail.com> > > Check your cross posting whoops, sorry > [snip] >> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > cat to somebody who won't be so mean to it. Please. Pretty please > with chocolate sprinkles on top. I think my cat may be turning gay. The last couple of times I was boning him he didn't seem to squirm as much. -- Scott Campbell "Well, they say that virtue is its own reward, but when the surf comes in I'm gonna get my board, I've got my own ideas about the Righteous Kick, so you can keep your reward, I'd just as soon stay Sick..." - Lux Interior >> [snip] >>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > The last couple of times I was boning him he > didn't seem to squirm as much. He's not gay. Your dick is just very, very tiny. >>> [snip] >>>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > He's not gay. Your dick is just very, very tiny. ROTFLMAO! Sic 'm CC! Those alt.flamers have *NO* idea who they're messing with!!! ;> Hugs, CatNipped In alt.flame CatNipped <CatNipped@possibleplaces.com> wrote: [..] > ROTFLMAO! Sic 'm CC! Those alt.flamers have *NO* idea who they're messing > with!!! ;> Have you had a look at alt.horror lately? -- alt.flame Special Forces "If history cannot give us panaceas, it is the best possible cure of the yen for panaceas. And the only proven antidote for utopianism." -- Daniel J. Boorstin > In alt.flame CatNipped <CatNipped@possibleplaces.com> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Have you had a look at alt.horror lately? Newsflash: Nobody outside your little a.shole clique gives a sh.t. > >> I think my cat may be turning gay. > >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > ROTFLMAO! Sic 'm CC! Those alt.flamers have *NO* idea who they're messing > with!!! ;> Ever watch footage of the STORAX SEDAN nuclear weapon test? You can find it on the web. Basically what you see in the video is a quiet, fairly flat desert area that is suddenly blasted apart by a violent explosion that propels a f.cking /huge/ cloud of dirt and rocks thousands of feet into the air. After the dust settles, you see that the once-level ground has a gigantic big crater in it. That's analogous to what some ADOTF regs like to do froups that challenge them. Just so you know. (The smoking crater that was once alt.horror is a good example.) /grabs popcorn //munch-munch >> >> I think my cat may be turning gay. >> >> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > challenge them. Just so you know. (The smoking crater that was once > alt.horror is a good example.) Been there, done that and we're still here, thankyouverymuch! BTW, need some good recipes? ;> Hugs, CatNipped > /grabs popcorn > //munch-munch >>> >> I think my cat may be turning gay. >>> >> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >> /grabs popcorn >> //munch-munch Bring the appetizers and dessert ;-) Firing up the grill to cook the good stuff >> >> I think my cat may be turning gay. >> >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > /grabs popcorn > //munch-munch You're preaching to the choir, you idiot. You and I have probably emailed. In any case, this is not that kind of group, you know, where everybody quakes when a pack of trolls descend. That's so 1999. Nobody gives a sh.t. You're posting via OCTANEWS? Oh yes, you are bad. >>> >> I think my cat may be turning gay. >>> >> [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > Oh yes, you are bad. LOL! Ain't that the truth! 99% of all news servers are able to stop "flooding", and posts by trolls? ho-hum, can we say "ignore" kiddies? ;> Hugs, CatNipped darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >That's analogous to what some ADOTF regs like to do froups that >challenge them. Just so you know. (The smoking crater that was once >alt.horror is a good example.) DYOFDW. SignatureThe 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp] Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension) afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/ auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999 (Upgraded to Diamond in 2005) aavf3: mhm21x20 "Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground. The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp > darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > DYOFDW. It's nice to see that you're still around. SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com > darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > DYOFDW. I'm not an AdotF reg, doofus. If you knew how to use Google Groups Advanced Search, then you'd already know that. /looks at teh froup line ...LOL! Didja do that on purpose, or are you a total dumbass? >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >I'm not an AdotF reg, doofus. If you knew how to use Google Groups >Advanced Search, then you'd already know that. What makes you think you're worth the effort of a Google Groups Advanced Search? Just tryin' to help, Bufford L. Hatchett > >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: > >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > What makes you think you're worth the effort of a Google Groups > Advanced Search? The same thing that makes me think people like you don't want to make fools of yourselves in public. Looks I was wrong, though. Fool. >> >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >The same thing that makes me think people like you don't want to make >fools of yourselves in public. Looks I was wrong, though. Fool. "Looks I was wrong?" It's starting to smell like TARRANT COUNTY COLLEGE in here. Just tryin' to help, Bufford L. Hatchett darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >I'm not an AdotF reg, doofus. It's kind of you to state the comically obvious, but in any case: Thank good suffering Christ for that. This group already has plenty of talentless gasbags floating around as it is. SignatureThe 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp] Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension) afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/ auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999 (Upgraded to Diamond in 2005) aavf3: mhm21x20 "Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground. The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp Doesn't this remind you of kids vying for an adults attention? Mom, mom, look at me, look at me, see what I can do? Sad really. SignatureHugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of >> snot: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I'm not an AdotF reg, doofus. If you knew how to use Google Groups > Advanced Search, then you'd already know that. Perhaps you should try Googling "DYOFDW", sweetie. > /looks at teh froup line > > ...LOL! Didja do that on purpose, or are you a total dumbass? He used the same groups line as in your original post, dearie. Your groups line: alt.flame,alt.horror,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.pets.cats.health+behav 2Belo's groups line: alt.flame,alt.horror,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.pets.cats.health+behav I, OTOH, have enhanced the groups line. Y'r welcome, I'm sure. SignatureWhen one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion. -Robert M. Pirsig > >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of > >> snot: [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > He used the same groups line as in your original post, dearie. Unaltered xpost + DYOFDW = LULZ Rub your two functioning brain cells together /real hard/ and maybe you'll eventually understand what I mean. Please to be making a fool of yourself some more, sto0pid. It's hilarious. darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of >> >> snot: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >Unaltered xpost + DYOFDW = LULZ One unaltered xpost + DYOFDW = hardly the "smoking crater" you're apparently trying to induce. SignatureThe 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp] Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension) afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/ auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999 (Upgraded to Diamond in 2005) aavf3: mhm21x20 "Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground. The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp > darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > One unaltered xpost One? Count again, sweetums. > + DYOFDW = hardly the "smoking crater" The almighty poast count notwithstanding, screaming "DYOFDW" and then failing/refusing to trim the xpost is a recipe for hilarity that gets better with each follow up. >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >failing/refusing to trim the xpost is a recipe for hilarity that gets >better with each follow up. I think you'll get a kick out of my two new discoveries from alt.gossip.celebrities: agentsmith (whom I am teaching how to cascade) and "Don" (who is a little bit slower on the uptake). Just tryin' to help, Bufford L. Hatchett darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >X-No-Archive: YES X-Wuss: YES SignatureThe 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp] Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension) afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/ auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999 (Upgraded to Diamond in 2005) aavf3: mhm21x20 "Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground. The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp > darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: > > >X-No-Archive: YES > > X-Wuss: YES (Post edit noted. That gives me the greenlight to edit /your/ posts, you know.) Hey, if you think my words are worth archiving then feel free to save copies of them on your own system. darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot: >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >(Pest odet netid. X-Whiner: YES SignatureThe 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp] Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension) afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/ auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999 (Upgraded to Diamond in 2005) aavf3: mhm21x20 "Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground. The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp >> >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of >> >> snot: [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > Please to be making a fool of yourself some more, sto0pid. It's > hilarious. Ah, you're finessing us into doing your evhul bidding. Scary! Yer one tough Usenet hombre alright. You must be from Brawl Hall. SignatureThe reasoning man who scorns the prejudices of simpletons necessarily becomes the enemy of simpletons; he must expect as much and laugh at the inevitable" -The Marquis De Sade >>> >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud >>> >> of snot: [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > Yer one tough Usenet hombre alright. You must be from Brawl Hall. I had my money on hellflamewarz. > spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote in > > > > Yer one tough Usenet hombre alright. You must be from Brawl Hall. > > I had my money on hellflamewarz. Hey, spooge, do you get butt hickies from having Cujo's mouth vacuum sealed to your a.s all day long? Just wonderin'. (Appropriate group added.) Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet, except that she said that she said something about it a long tyme ago... - 12 Dec 2007 20:13 GMT >> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote in >> > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > sealed to your a.s all day long? Just wonderin'. (Appropriate group > added.) all day? you know technically i swear cujo comes up sometimes to squeal something about some astrologer guy and then goes right back to sucking shite. Signaturehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OZTcNACSY jade hasn't said anything about my new sig, either, except that she said that she did. Rob "Mop Jockey" "Roberta" Wolfe OFISHIAL Benevolent Dictator of AUK HAotM, ConT, dw:OPP, ASPCA , HAND, FOAD http://netkooks.org/ofishialbenevolentdictator/picture.jpg <insert more imaginary titles here later> -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com "Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet, except that she said that she said something about it a long tyme ago..." <jade@netkooks.org> wrote in message news:2241613.mfXWqYov7h@unixd0rk.com... > >> spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> wrote in > >> > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > something about some astrologer guy and then goes right back to sucking > shite. Krap, I thought that she was a "Karpet-Muncher". No. 1 > >> >> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of > >> >> snot: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Ah, you're finessing us into doing your evhul bidding. Scary! Yes, you figured it out. Writing "party in rpch+b" in the subject line was an expertly crafted psychological ploy to trick you into posting stuff there over and over again against your conscious will. You're like a modern day Sherlock Holmes or something. >>> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of >>> snot: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Y'r welcome, I'm sure. This poast is APPROVED for alt.fucknozzles. > >>> darlin totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of > >>> snot: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > This poast is APPROVED for alt.fucknozzles. /checks xpost ::snicker:: A spooge-slurp, a DYOFDW irony-enhancer, and an rpch+b party favor -- all in one post! Yay! Look at me... now watch this - Im a big bad flamer and Im going to totaly devastat you froup, like Armurgedin only wrost. Now watch closedly, dont miss this.... Hey, you in teh back - I sed WATCH this...... I sed WATCH ME!!! <standing on head> OK, your ready?? Watch closedly..... Yo' mama!!!!! <looks around at the massive LACK of devastation> Wait, wait, that wasnt it, watch this, I SED WATCH ME!! Im the masterbater, I mean master flamer and Im gone kill this froup! Rady? WATCH! Yo' MAMA!!!!!!!! YO' MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *YO'* *MAMA*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <slinks away into obscurity, crying, when mommy calls him/her to bed> See anybody you know in the above??? ;> SignatureHugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ >>> [snip] >>>> First I go into DH's chest of drawers [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > He's not gay. Whew. Can you imagine my shame if Mr. Puss Puss turned fag? > Your dick is just very, very tiny. Hey, I'm sensitive about that. And I'd appreciate it if you'd keep such hurtful sentiments to yourself. -- Scott Campbell "I named my dog 'Stay'. I had hours of fun saying, 'Come, Stay.' But he got wise. Now when I call him he just ignores me and continues typing." - Steven Wright Gosh - I must be lucky with my Maine Coon! I know they really hate to be held - so I sit on the floor with a comb and he walks back and forth and that is the way he gets groomed - I do this nearly daily. He seems to sort of enjoy this, actually. If I were to hold him and try it - oh Lord - I would need a transfusion! Now for trimming the nails - the husband does hold him with all feet pointed down and I quickly clip the nails. Actually, this task is on the agenda for tomorrow!!! Sharon > Today was grooming day in the Crews' house, everyone got mani's and pedi's > and a hairstyle - mommy got hurt. [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > See all my masters at: �http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ |
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