Last weak, my cat cat beat up a known cat hater using her ninja
skills.You know, cats are master ninjas, they know the deadliest
martial arts, but only use it against a.sholes who touch their tails.

The cat kicked his balls, kicked his face and gave him a clothesline
with her tail (the cat is a wrestler, too) , then finished him with a
"tiger uppercut".

Yes, this will happen if you don't show respect for cats - you will
lie in the dirt and the cat will piss on your head !

Meow!