Taurine for humans

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Barry - 24 Jun 2007 20:10 GMT

What is that? I saw a sign at the mall or somewhere.
it said, taurine for humans

I passed on by, I was on a mission for new pc ram

Just when you thought it was safe to eat humans, you find out their
low in taurine
damn!

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T - 24 Jun 2007 22:25 GMT

> What is that? I saw a sign at the mall or somewhere.
> it said, taurine for humans
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> low in taurine
> damn!

Actually I recall reading that we can synthesize taurine, while cats
cannot synthesize it.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?
cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=3770243&dopt=Abstract

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Nomen Nescio - 25 Jun 2007 00:00 GMT

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From: Barry <brryprrsh@yahoo.com>

>Just when you thought it was safe to eat humans, you find out their
>low in taurine
>damn!

It's safe.
Just cook them like pork and use your favorite pork recipes.
I'd suggest chubby welfare mothers. Fat adds flavor and since
they don't get much exercise, they should be very tender.
There are societal benefits as well.

And it's about the only way you'll ever get a piece of a.s.

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bookie - 25 Jun 2007 01:55 GMT

> What is that? I saw a sign at the mall or somewhere.
> it said, taurine for humans
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> low in taurine
> damn!

similar to caffeine I think in chemical structure and effect on human
central nervous system ie it is a stimulant and 'wakes you up' so you
are more alert, sharpens up your reactions. I once read a research
paper on the effects of taurine on some reaction time (response time)
task in a psychology journal and it did have a small effect on
speeding up RT

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