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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / May 2007Cats keep scaring the B'Jesus outta me
How many years have your cats taken off your life? How many years have they added to your life? Maybe it's a trade off.. when Im petting them.. it is relaxing (like I have a choice but to chill) BUT.. I can be sitting in my chair.. zoned out.. chilling to the max... and BOOM! cat in your lap. How many jolts can a human take before.. uh... > How many years have your cats taken off your life? > How many years have they added to your life? [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > How many jolts can a human take before.. uh... Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are going to kill me ;-) > Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are going to > kill me ;-) And you wouldn't have it any other way! >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are going >> to kill me ;-) > > And you wouldn't have it any other way! the cat part at least the women part no wonder men go gay ;^) > >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are going > >> to kill me ;-) > > > And you wouldn't have it any other way! > > the cat part at least the women part no wonder men go gay ;^) You don't really mean that...... do you? S;o) >> >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are >> >> going [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > do you? > S;o) I was talking about my luck I am on strike 2 and both not my fault. If I keep up this streak I may have to consider it I may have to show Barry the truth of the matters he he ;-) >>> >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are >>> >> going [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > keep up this streak I may have to consider it I may have to show Barry > the truth of the matters he he ;-) Barry doesn't swing that way, Matthew. :) >>>> >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are >>>> >> going [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Barry doesn't swing that way, Matthew. :) I think Nick thinks he does and are we sure he has been acting kind of "gay" lately ;-) >>>> >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are >>>> >> going [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Barry doesn't swing that way, Matthew. :) Plus Barry still knows I love him ;~) >>>>> >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are >>>>> >> going [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >> Barry doesn't swing that way, Matthew. :) > Plus Barry still knows I love him ;~) Well, there's love and then there's LOVE lol >>>>>> >> Now you know why I am an old man between woman and cats they are >>>>>> >> going [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >> Plus Barry still knows I love him ;~) > Well, there's love and then there's LOVE lol One involves a big hub one involves a big hug and KY > >> "cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > - Show quoted text - No No No NO....I know you were talking about strike two, but not every woman is like that... seriously!! You just need to find the "Right One".... Barry...? No No No NO NO! Not even maybe.... He has too much gift of the gab. I assure you he would look dreadful in the red silk frock you have there, <rejecting it right now..reaching over the the closet door(wardrobe!) & reaching further to reach the right one> Here, you are....! If you must dress him in Anything...It has to be this number & only with the amber ankle chain..Trust ME.... <famous last words> Try the leopard skin print..It will make all the difference & he would prefer it too.. <holding it out for you all to see..see?... No real labels, all printed and proper in velvet> On balance, I would say keep looking Matt..However nice Barry is, I'm sure you could do far better..No Offence Barry...But he could, couldn't he Barry? And if you really do need a nice female cat, I'm certain we could fix you up on that one as well... <6 flutter to mind on the spot!!> You could do great if you wanted to.... S;o) >> >> "cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > woman is like that... seriously!! You just need to find the "Right > One".... Oh I know that. I am always looking now. I did not mean to make a general over all mass naming. My apologies > Barry...? No No No NO NO! Not even maybe.... > He has too much gift of the gab. I assure you he would look dreadful > in the red silk frock you have there, How do you know what is in my wardrobe ;-) > <rejecting it right now..reaching over the the closet door(wardrobe!) > & reaching further to reach the right one> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Try the leopard skin print..It will make all the difference & he would > prefer it too.. < running for the porcelain god><screaming at the top of my lungs to get that picture out of my head> > <holding it out for you all to see..see?... No real labels, all > printed and proper in velvet> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > You could do great if you wanted to.... > S;o) No more furballs I have 6 already myself I think I am going to start drinking again after that mental picture you gave me of Barry. That is enough to make a "gay" man straight again or at least make him become a sheep herder :) You scared my straight Sheelagh I promise never to think that again. Jut no more mental pictures of Barry I am an old man my heart can't take it > >> "sheelagh" <sheelagh_mad...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 70 lines] > > - Show quoted text - > Oh I know that. I am always looking now. I did not mean to make a general > over all mass naming. My apologies No NO NO... you do that, you just KEEP Looking Matt.. If you don't look you won't find that right one...The southern Belle you are looking for > No more furballs I have 6 already myself Oh... Ok, I will let that one pass...6 to 1 is about right for the cats I guess;o) > I think I am going to start drinking again after that mental picture you > gave me of Barry. That is enough to make a "gay" man straight again or at > least make him become a sheep herder :) AhhhH! My task here is done, LOL <ha ha ha> > You scared my straight Sheelagh I promise never to think that again. Jut > no more mental pictures of Barry I am an old man my heart can't take it- Hide I promise, I Promise S;o) > How many years have your cats taken off your life? > How many years have they added to your life? [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > How many jolts can a human take before.. uh... Well, one of my cats refuses all attempts I make to give it affection on my time! When I am busy on the computer, drawing, doing business or doing something very important, it has a crisis where it needs immediate and long term loving and affection! Odd and frustrating! Since it was a rescue cat, the only thing I can figure out is that when its original owner gave it direct attention it was not pleasing to the cat! So, Pancho has to wait till I can give attention to him but not give him total direct looking at him and directing acting to him! > How many years have your cats taken off your life? My cats haven't taken any years off my life. Now when my boss sneaks up behind me while I'm listening to my iPod at work...he must have robbed me of at least 6 7/8 years today alone! > How many years have they added to your life? More than can be measured. > Maybe it's a trade off.. when Im petting them.. it is relaxing (like I > have a choice but to chill) I feel the same way when my Lilith Kitten-Mahoney purrs me to sleep every night. Debby Hanoka dhanoka at earthlink dot net |
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