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ode de sweat - 26 Apr 2007 16:18 GMT
OUr  cats are mirror of who we are
when we are pointing one finger we got 5 pointing right back at us

lol

how is pussy wizard going to lay claim to being a human forensic scientist
in the field of human behavior? that's quite dis-associative imo, judging by
the content of his posts, I say bullshit

final answer
CatNipped - 26 Apr 2007 18:20 GMT
> OUr  cats are mirror of who we are
> when we are pointing one finger we got 5 pointing right back at us
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> final answer

Um, you have six fingers Barry?  ;>

Hugs,

CatNipped
Matthew - 26 Apr 2007 19:24 GMT
>> OUr  cats are mirror of who we are
>> when we are pointing one finger we got 5 pointing right back at us
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> CatNipped
Well it is short as a finger
we will leave you to finger I mean figure out the rest ;-)
CatNipped - 26 Apr 2007 20:45 GMT
>>> OUr  cats are mirror of who we are
>>> when we are pointing one finger we got 5 pointing right back at us
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> Well it is short as a finger
> we will leave you to finger I mean figure out the rest ;-)

LOL - oh the intricacies of the male mind - NOT!!  ;>

Hugs,

CatNipped
Barry - 26 Apr 2007 22:21 GMT
> Um, you have six fingers Barry?  ;>
>
> Hugs,
>
> CatNipped

it really turns women off
CatNipped - 26 Apr 2007 22:23 GMT
>> Um, you have six fingers Barry?  ;>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> it really turns women off

Oh, I don't know.... OK I'm not going to go there!  ;>

Hugs,

CatNipped
Matthew - 26 Apr 2007 22:32 GMT
>>> Um, you have six fingers Barry?  ;>
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> CatNipped

You already did and you loved it and you know it ;-)
purpurroterwald - 28 Apr 2007 03:39 GMT
> Um, you have six fingers Barry?  ;>

Most people have TEN of them, hon.  How many have you got?
Noon Cat Nick - 28 Apr 2007 04:18 GMT
>  
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Most people have TEN of them, hon.  How many have you got?
>  

I have eight fingers and two thumbs. Just like most people. Ten fingers
would be polydactlyistic.
purpurroterwald - 29 Apr 2007 00:34 GMT
Noon Cat Nick <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in news:T1zYh.20749
$n_.16809@attbi_s21:

>>  
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I have eight fingers and two thumbs.

Thumbs are fingers, so you have ten fingers.
Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@HotMail.Com - 08 May 2007 18:40 GMT
HOWEDY Ode!

> OUr  cats are mirror of who we are when we are pointing
> one finger we got 5 pointing right back at us

INDEEDY! WON should NEVER make accusations or
condemn others till we've walked a mile in their SHOWES.

> lol
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> final answer

Oh, THAT'S EZ!

                         LIKE THIS:

HOWEDY Cindy,

"Cindy" <Puddypie@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:
1178606307.896957.80970@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> My dog keeps coughing. Is it safe to give her Vicks forumla
> 44 cough relief until I can get her in to see the vet?

Cough syrup is the probably not the beast treatment for
"kennel cough" but it may give some temporary relief.
If he DOES have kennel cough, ask your veterinarian if
he can have zinc and vitamin c.

BE ADVISED, HOWEver, zinc and c CANNOT be
given together at the same time as they  cancell each
other HOWET.

> and if so how much?

You'll have to ask a veterinarian what kind is beast.
Ususally we don't want a SUPPRESSANT, we want
an EXXXPECTORANT.

> I think she cought a virus form my other dog who was
> coughing a few days ago and the vet put her on antibotics.

Oh? Antibiotics? Then your dog probably AIN'T GOT
a CONtagiHOWES DIS-EASE like kennel cough VIRUS.

Antibiotics DO NUTHIN for a VIRUS <{}: ~ ( >

PERHAPS you should ask your veterinarian what
tests he used to determine that ANTI BIOTICS are
apupriate treatment for a simple "COLD" like we get?

>  Any help would be much appreciated.

The "common cold" or "kennel cough" is a viral infection,
and in otherwise healthy individuals, it is usually self-limiting,
lasting up to 2 weeks withHOWET treatment.

With treatment, the common cold is EXXXTINGUISHED
in two weeks at a cost of maybe a hundred bucks for treatments.

Perhaps your dog DON'T HAVE kennel cough?

Better get him treated, eh?

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                     LIKE THIS:

HOWEDY sharon aka sharon too veterinary malpractice
office manager, mrs. veterinary malpracticioner, you
miserable lyin animal abusing punk thug coward fraud
active acute chronic long term incuarable mental case,

Sharon Too wrote:
> > Open the message, click on "Message" at the top of
> > your screen; scroll down and click on "Block Sender"

This will introduce you to the new readers:

Subject:  EMERGENCY!! What to do with baby Possum?
From:           Sharon
Date:           Tues, May 16 2006 10:30 pm
Email:          "Sharon" <askformya...@nospamhotmail.com>
Groups:         alt.med.veterinary, rec.animals.wildlife, rec.pets

> My cat brought in a baby possum tonight.

> My question is, should I just release it into the woods behind
> my house tonight? I don't know if it will be okay, or if it still
> needs its parents.

> I could certainly feed it for a few days if necessary, but I'm
> just not sure what would be best (or if it would even accept food
> from me while in captivity).

Don't touch wildlife at all. They carry parasites and other
organisms. You should release it back into the woods, but if
your scent is on it, the mother (if she finds it) may reject
it. Your only other alternative is to look up a local wildlife
rehabilitator.

From:           Jack Crenshaw -
Date:           Thurs, Jun 1 2006 9:16 am
Email:          Jack Crenshaw <jcr...@earthlink.net>

> You should release it back into the woods, but if
> your scent is on it, the mother (if she finds it)
> may reject it. Your only other alternative is to
> look up a local wildlife rehabilitator.

What you just said is such a fountain of misinformation
I hardly know where to begin.  First, the scent thing:
It's an old wives' tale, and totally false.  Second,
releasing a juvenile back to the wild is as good as a
death sentence.

 The animal will not, repeat _WILL_ _NOT_ survive.

 If you just want to kill the juvie, it would be
 more humane to flush it down the toilet.

Your advice to contact a wildlife rehabber was a good one.
Your advice to release a juvenile back to the wild sucked
rocks. Your assertion that the mother would smell the human
scent on the baby and reject it was ridiculously wrong.

From:           Sharon
Date:           Tues, May 16 2006 10:30 pm
Email:          "Sharon" <askformya...@nospamhotmail.com>
Groups:         alt.med.veterinary, rec.animals.wildlife, rec.pets

We'll have to disagree on most levels. As for surviving
alone in the wild, it's no more likely to sirvive  *in
most cases* domestically. Most people don't know the
first thing about raising wildlife, thus my recommendation
to contact a wildlife rehabilitator.

                -------------------------

You're a lyin animal murderin FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST.

> And don't forget to block everyone who insists
> on replying to his posts ad nauseum

        AND THIS WILL IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE AND DISCREDIT
                                              YOU
                 AS A LIAR A COWARD A ANIMAL MURDERIN
                         MENTAL CASE AND FRAUD
                              AND CRUCIFY YOU:

From: lolajo...@webtv.net (lolajo...@webtv.net)
Subject: Re: My greyhound becoming bully of dogpark,help?
Date: 2004-01-07 01:15:04 PST

> (MST+2) From: requestaddyfi...@nospam.com (Sharon too)
> "If that don't work, check out some training books or look up
> the "Puppy Wizard" for suggestions on controlling this."

> Uh... since this was a response to my response I feel the need
> to clarify my position. In no way would I recommend anyone pay
> attention to Puppy Wizard.
> -Sharon

What is wrong with "The Puppy Wizard"?

I know his posts are a little wacky but his sound distraction
technique has worked very well for me. After using traditional
training with mixed results, I was able to stop my dog from
jumping up, eating poop, begging from the table and
excessive barking using his methods.

Lolajoker.

                --------------------------

ALL temperament and behavior problems and 90% of ALL
DIS-EASE are PREDICTABLE NORMAL NATURAL
INNATE INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE responses to situations
and circumstances of their environment which we create for
them, therefore they CAN BE CURED NEARLY INSTANTLY
simply by DOIN EVERYTHING EXXXACTLY PRECISELY
OPPOSITE of HOWE these pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal murderin active acute chronic life long punk thug coward
mental cases recommend.

                      LIKE THIS:

From: Sharon too
Date: Mon, Jun 13 2005 5:39 pm
Email: "Sharon too" <requestmyaddyfi...@nospam.com>

> Jerry, is there any particular section that addresses this?
> I'm laughing picturing a friend to come over and throw a can
> near me on the second and fourth command 'That's a good girl,
> Robin, CONCENTRATE!' LOL.

This is obviously a request for a two person conversation. Since
99.999% of the people who post here have had or have been witness
to negative posts, hurtful posts and plain unprofessional posts
by this self professed professional, it would be to your advantage
to exchange private e-mails with him.

Your private discussion with him here will benefit no one.

-Sharon

                    --------------------

Subject: Cataracts

HOWEDY sharon aka sharon too, veterinary malpractice
office manager, mrs veterinary malpracticioner, animal murderin
lyin mental case,

Sharon wrote:
> > More importantly, why is everyone wasting so much time
> > on a troll, who  cannot even respond decently to a mere question.
> > It's probably Jerry- the poopy whizzer.
> But the spelling has improved so dramatically!!

Yeah. THAT'S probably on accHOWEN of HE was CITING
other posters CASE HISTORIES of CURING cataracts by using eucalyptus
honey as per Dr. Pitcairn's instructons.  There's PLENTY
of CASE HISTORY DATA supporting the FACT that surgery
MIGHT NOT be necessary or advisable.
FurtherMOORE, the RESEARCH SEZ cortisone should
NOT be used for cataracts which the O.P. SEZ her vet had
been using on her dog <{): ~ (  >

LUCKY THING the vet referred him to HIS professional
FRIEND, the veterinary OPTHALMIC SURGEON, eh sharon?

> Good point, though.

INDEEDY <{}: ~ ) >

Hey sharon? HOWE abHOWET that Opossum baby
you told the nice man who's kat  SAVED IT to turn it
loose to DIE?:

HOWEDY Fred,

Fred Mann wrote:
> Hello,
> My cat brought in a baby possum tonight.

That was kindly of him! You got yourself a RESCUE kat!

> It is pretty small -- about twice the size of a chipmunk -
>- but its eyes are open, so it's not a newborn.

Opossums should be ready for release at 20 to 22 weeks of age.

> It really looks just like a miniature adult. It seems to
> be in pretty good shape, considering I snapped it from the
> jaws of death.

Thanks to your kat RESCUING him! GOOD JOB!
Give your  kitty kat a nice tuna treat or play with him
with a feather or sumpthin, for that good deed!

> It can climb and scamper around pretty well - no obvious wounds.

Good!

> My question is, should I just release it
> into the woods behind my house tonight?

You'll first have to get a guesstimate of his age.

> I don't know if it will be okay, or if it still needs its parents.

8 - 13 weeks - Eyes open, teeth present but still small. Thicker
fur developing with guard hairs beginning to emerge by 13 weeks.
Body LESS THAN 6 inches long EXXXCLUDING TAIL <{); ~ ) >

"Opossums should be ready for release at 20 to 22 weeks of age."

Looks like you'll have him for a while...

> I could certainly feed it for a few days if necessary,

Or a few weeks if you don't want to MURDER him as sharon
aka sharon too, veterinary malpractice office manager and
Mrs. veterinary malpracticioner advises you to do to the
LUCKY critter <{); ~ ) >

> but I'm just not sure what would be best (or if it
> would even accept food from me while in captivity).

If he's young enough he'll have no fear and will eat.

> Any advice would be much appreciated.

Here's EVERYTHING you gotta know EXXXCEPT the
warnings abHOWET possible rabies etc that sharon was
kindly enough to insufficiently warn you abHOWET, stuff
like IF HE DIES SUDDENTLY or bites you and escape
better yourself AND rescue kitty kat to the HOWEspital or
get his body to the state laboratory for rabies testing.
Care and feeding: http://www.awrc.org/Baby%20Opossums.htm

> Thanks,

Not so fast, you can TRAIN him JUST LIKE a dog or kitty!

> Fred Mann

Thank you for not following sharon too's uncaring
self centered idiotic animal murderin advice <{); ~ ) >

> -Sharon

Oh, bye the bye, you can't post here abHOWETS
nodoGdameneDMOORE you FRAUD an SCAM
ARTIST.
    The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{); ~ ) >

Here sharon SNIPPED the part where Robin REPORTED
CURING her 12 year old dog's SEPARATION anXXXIHOWESNESS and told  her
not to talk abHOWET her 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS here
on The Freakin Simply
Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Forums:

From:           Robin
Date:           Mon, Jun 13 2005 6:14 pm
Email:          Robin robin4...@yahoo.com

In article <11arv91h2lk8...@corp.supernews.com>,
"Sharon too" <requestmyaddyfi...@nospam.com> wrote:

> This is obviously a request for a two person conversation.
> <snipped>

> Your private discussion with him here will benefit no one.

Who are you to judge the group benefit of the content
of my posts, or to dictate if I may post it, to Jerry
or anyone else?

Robin.

AND THEN she DONE IT AGAIN:

From:           Sharon too
Date:           Mon, Jun 13 2005 6:23 pm
Email:          "Sharon too" <requestmyaddyfi...@nospam.com>

>> This is obviously a request for a two person conversation.

<snipped>

>> Your private discussion with him here will benefit no one.

> Who are you to judge the group benefit of the content of
> my posts, or to dictate if I may post it, to Jerry or
> anyone else?

Read the group. Google archives. By all means, if you are
seeking a professional opinion from this person you had
better check resources and references. Since he has tried
hundreds of times, if not more, over the years to insert
himself and his claims here at rec.pets.dogs.health, that
should be reference enough. Still want to follow his
convoluted advice?

Your risk.

As for judging the group, I was merely trying to give
you advice which was to take your questions to private
e-mail snce your request would get you nothing but
headaches from people who are constantly killfiling
Jerry, his new IDs and sockpuppets.

-Sharon

           -----------

Robin REPORTED she CURED her 12 year old dog's
FEAR OF THUNDER and SEPARATION anXXXIHOWESNESS NEARLY INSANTLY.

And THAT'S HOWE COME only liars dog abusers cowards
and active acute chronic long term incurable mental
cases post here abHOWETS UNLESS it's to say "THANK
YOU The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey
Wizard, your FREE MANUAL SAVED MY DOG'S LIFE.
G-D BLESS YOU."

"Sharon" <askformya...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote in message
news: 129umcv96eae__BEGIN_MASK_n#9g02mG7!__...__END_MASK_i?a63jfAD
$z__@corp.supernews.com...

> At my wit's end, I found Jerry Howe's information on the
> Internet, contacted him and read his manual. At this point
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Nesskay

Let me be the first:

<PLONK>

Fall in line, folks.

                  -------------------------

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <0bid32hese5r0g4sst35iutqqb2db3j...@4ax.com>,
> sighthounds & siberians  <x...@ncweb.com> wrote:

> > Not to pick nits, but that stuff about talking to the toy
> > is - - for lack of a better word - - original, isn't it?

Yeah. The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard came up with
the idea while trainin a MENTAL PATIENT who's dog was havin
separation anXXXIHOWESNESS problems.

NON PHYSCIAL C-HOWENTER CONditioning aka The
Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard's Surrogate Toy
Separation AnXXXIHOWESNESS / Bed Time Calming /
Fear Of Thunder / Car Sickness / Submissive Urination /
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation / Chronic Urinary
Tract / Bladder / Irritable BHOWEL / Obsessive Compulsive
Marking / Self Mutilation / Spraying / Defecating Syndrome
Technique works JUST LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK for LOTS
of CONditions <{); ~ )  >

> > I can't recall reading/hearing it anywhere else.

Of curse you can. You've READ IT in DOZENS of CASE
HISTORY REPORTS from The Freakin Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Student from ALL OVER The
WHOWEL WILD WORLD which you call STUPIDLAND
whom you call SELFISH INCONSIDERATE DIMWITS
and LIARS.

                      LIKE THIS:

Date: 2001-11-14 09:13:21 PST
"Yves Dussault" <ydussa...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message

news:3b1110ff.3798143@news1.on.sympatico.ca...

> Hi!
> I have downloaded Wit's End Dog Training Method...
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> a try with my GSP (German shorthair.....pointer)
> Comments? Yves Dussault

Yves,

I for one have tried it... in fact I use this all the time.
I just used it last evening while my husband and I went out
to see "The Mummy Returns" (a horrible turkey of a movie,
but at least the house wasn't chewed from end to end in the
meantime).

Yes, it really works.  :-)  So do the other
distraction/praise techniques described therein.

If you are interested in the manual, you will
probably want to begin the exercises as well.

Regards,
Lisa
                 -------------

           AND LIKE THIS:

It has been a couple of months since we have initiated Jerry Howe's
recommendations for resolving the separation anxiety in our 8 y.o.
chocolate lab.

We have seen remarkable results.

She can now be left on our houseboat and we can return with
all of the wood trim and/or blinds intact. Before we spoke with
Jerry and started the training, we could not leave her without
her barking in a high pitch incessantly.

I had resorted to "building her a pen" with pieces of chair railing,
putting chairs in front of windows, and moving the bed so that she
could not get to the blind (again!). It would take about 10-15
minutes  of planning and moving things before we could leave.

Even with that, she would find something to destroy. We NOW
use the surrogate toy method and can go out, shop, go to dinner
or whatever, without any problems.

She is glad to see us when we return, but no longer frantic.

I am so happy that this seems to be the norm now.

Another problem that we had with her was although she would
not destroy the house, she would leave us runny poop in several
places.(kind of the same as destroy I guess). I tried to blame this
on her diet, but realized that her anxiety level was so high that
she just had no control. Now, the only time that she has done
that is when she devoured a diaper from the trash!!!

Jerry's methods work. I found him by typing in separation
anxiety+orlando florida into Google, otherwise I don't want
to  speculate what could have happened with Amelia.

We were at our Wit's End!!!!!! Thanks so much Jerry.
We have given your URL to everyone we know with a dog.

Your methods work. The others that we tried did not.

It is that simple!

Thank you, Thank you Thank you!
Nancy and Amelia

                         ----------

Here's a few other MENTAL CASES who'll lie an
blow smoke up HOWER arses if you let them:

Thurs,Jun 16 2005 4:17 am
Subject: Re: Puppy Wizard - Report, Day Two

HOWEDY malinda,

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <robin4joy-49BEBF.23045015062.­....@news.west.cox.net>,
> Robin  <robin4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> [nothing of value]

"Success!" is what Robin wrote, malinda.

Robin wrote that she CURED her 12 year old dogs
separation anXXXIHOWESNESS NEARLY INSTANTLY
using her FREE COPY of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual <{);~ ) >

> jeebus but you're a selfish, inconsiderate dimwit.

That so? Didn't you want to know HOWE she done it, malinda?

> Plonk.

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHH­AHAAAA!!!

> --
>      Melinda Shore - Software

From:           YourConscience
Date:           Thurs, Jun 16 2005 12:02 pm
Email:          "YourConscience"

Here's someMOORE "DEEPLY UNCOOL"
from malinda's PERSONAL REAL LIFE
POSTED CASE HISTORY:

Subject: semi OT- water dish
From:  Melinda Shore

malinda wrote:
> They're heavy when full and they're one of the few
> things that Eclipse hasn't seen fit to relocate within
> the house

Well HOWE COME would she WANT to what with all the
other GOOD STUFF you provide for her to play with?

> (last week I found a lightbulb in her crate,

Like THAT for EXXXAMPLE. NHOWE THAT'S
CREATIVITY. You should encourage your dogs to
do more play / learnin / trainin activities. Dogs are
like wet sponges, don't you know!

HOWEver, The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard
can't think of ANYTHING MOORE DANGERHOWES
for a doggy to PLAY with, malinda. Perhaps you should
offer her an alternate?

Try TRADING UP for sumpthin of higher value. Perhaps
you can offer to let her make her own choice of say, ANY
TWO items from your bedroom in EXXXCHANGE?

                BWEEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!

> for pete's sake -

Ahhh, yes, Pete. That's Laura's dog you was tellin abHOWET
HOWE to post through The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard's 100% CONSISTENLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual Forums <{): ~ ) >

> I have no idea where she got it from).

Perhaps she got it from your bedroom, malinda?:

http://www.employees.org/~shore/trashedbedroom2.jpg

You might wanna ask janet or matty HOWE to manage
and supervise your doggys so they won't steal STUFF
from your garbage?

> I think it would be kind of an effort
> to tip one of those over.

You mean instead of just trainin them not to do it?

             --------------

And here's yet a OTHER LYIN ANIMAL ABUSIN MENTAL CASE:

HOWEDY matty,

Rocky wrote:
> Robin said in rec.pets.dogs.health:
> > Jerry, you give the lying dog abusing punk thug coward
> > mental cases too much credit for the ability to influence

Naaah, The Amazing Puppy Wizard was just BAITING these lying
dog abusing punk thug coward mental cases again <{); ~ ) >

> You really are a piece of work.

INDEEDY, matty. Robin studied and followed the INSTRUCTIONS
in her FREE COPY of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100%
CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual and REPORTED
her 100% NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS RIGHT HERE on The
Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Forums And SCHOOL Of  HARD KNOCKS
And HUMAN And ANIMAL BEHAVIOR RESEARCH
LABORATORIES, matty <{); ~ ) >

You're settin in it <{); ~ ) >

> Keep this out of the health groups, 'kay?

Dogs DIE from separation anXXXIHOWESNESS, matty, JUST
LIKE HOWE your own DEATHLY ILL dog Rocky is DYIN from
STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy
Wizard's SYNDROME, on accHOWENT of you're a lyin dog abusin
punk thug coward MENTAL CASE, matty, and you can't post here
abHOWETS nodoGgamenedMOORE <{); ~ ) >

> --
> --Matt.  Rocky's a Dog.

IN FACT, Robin followed up on her original 100% NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL REPORT with a other WON,
matty. PERHAPS you'd like to READ IT?

> Thanks!

You're welcome:

Chris Williams writes:

"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"

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From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders.  I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now.  It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that.  Keep up the good work!

Hoku

               -------------

Dave Cohen <coh...@total.net writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi.

Please understand that I do not know Jerry and have
spoken with him briefly once by email.

I have no stake or interest in the success of  his business.
I simply want to thank him publicly for one of his tips, with
regards to separation anxiety.

I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed animal
and then say good bye to my own dog, but I am usually a
very open minded person, so I tried it.  Well, lo and behold-
the damn trick worked!

I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic.

Thank you Jerry!

             ----------------

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Professional
Trainer, 33 Years Experience.

              -------------

Subject: To Jerry
1 From:  MarilynRammell
Date:  Tues, Aug 3 1999 3:00 am
Email:   "MarilynRammell" <marilynramm...@hotmail.com>

Hello Jerry,

A client of mine asked to say a 'big thank you' to you.
They have a 8 month spaniel that they were about to get
rid of.

In fact they had put her into kennels for a few day while
they 'thought it through'.  They rang me the day before
they were due to collect her.

She had wrecked their home - everytime they left her she
destroyed something else.  The walls, the cabinets, the
carpets, table legs, chair legs, - anything and everything.

They collected her and brought her to me.  I gave them some
routine training exercises, and also I wrote out your advice
(I will say at this point that I was not sure about it at all,
and felt a little embarrassed - it was the advice about the
'toy dog that gets the praise for not making a mess'.

Anyway, this was 11 days ago and I heard nothing.  Yesterday
they turned up at the new Monday evening class.  They were
absolutely delighted.

They told me that after just one attempt, (your toy suggestion)
she 'stopped all the destruction'.  They were in tear of happiness
while telling me.

Thank you Jerry.
Respectfully,
Marilyn

            ----------------

From: Marilyn Rammell (marilynramm...@
Subject: Re: Separation anxiety (?) help needed!
Date: 1999/10/13

Hi Steve,

Just want to second Jerry's method for dealing with this -
I've suggested it to quite a few clients now and it's worked
'every' time.

It sounds a little 'amusing' I agree, but it really works.

Two of the occasions it's worked have been when the
owners were almost at the point of giving up (one had
actually put their dog into kennels for a few days so
that they could re-decorate the demolition done by the dog).

They rang me while the dog was still in kennels and were
not yet decided whether to collect the dog or not.

The very first time they tried Jerry's method, it worked.

Best of luck,
Marilyn Rammell

              =============

From: lucyaa...@claque.net
Date: 22 Jul 2005 13:13:04 -0700
Subject: Re: For Handsome Jack Morrison:
Collars - belated reply

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <fii2e19ad371r3kq9t1nvkbfrmog2v3...@4ax.com>,
> shelly  <scouvre...@bluemarble.net> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> >  but i simply don't care enough to be bothered.  so,
> >  what, exactly, is your point?
?
> I do have a desire to have my dogs not raid the trash or
> counter surf, and guess what?  They don't.  Being dogs,
> however, they had to learn.

But you have no desire to train your dogs not to
ruin your bedroom in your absence, obviously.

http://www.employees.org/~shore/trashedbedroom2.jpg

It's what the trained dogs of our friend Melinda
have done, when left alone at home.

Lucy.

            ----------

From: "LESPERANCE/DEAKIN" <madea...@total.net>
Date: 1999/10/06
Subject: Re: Separation Anxiety

Well Jerry, I have to hand it to you.  It worked!

Our dog was very well behaved until I had to go on the
road for my work this summer.  I was gone twice for 10
long days each time.   Although there were still people
home, I am the "primary care-giver" to my dog, so he
became destructive (shoes, books, rugs, papers etc)

We have a crate, but I believe it is too small for him
now - he is a cross golden/gsd and when he sits or stands
he cannot hold his head up as the top is too low, so I
didn't want to crate him while I went to work for sometimes
8 hours.

Anyway, I decided to try your method with the toy.

I would find a toy, tell it to be good and place it in
his crate. After just 3 days, there was no more destruction
in the house - even when daughter or hubby forgot to put
their shoes away!  Now the toy stays in the crate all day,
and he even crawls in to be with the "good toy" when I leave.

He seems quite proud when we come home.

I have not tried the can thing - don't quite understand
that, so I think my dog may be confused too!

Marcie (Winslow's mom)

               ------------------

            AND LIKE THIS:

"Anthony Testa" <testa52> wrote in message

We came home to almost $1,000 in damage.
Furniture, the blinds were all chewed and torn
down, etc. The next day we put her in the crate
again. This time we came home to a nice 2' x 3'
hole in our carpet in the middle of the living room,
right down to the cement.

I told my wife that we cannot afford to keep this dog.
We should go out and get a puppy.

<SNIP>

First, at no cost he sent us his manual. We started
doing exactly what he said to do in the manual.

Exactly as we did was was written, the results were
exactly as he said it would be. Then we purchased
the DDR.

This is an amazing god send to us.

First of all, Jerry sent it to us without paying. (thanks
for that gesture) This has such and AMAZING effect.
This testimonial is kind of  winded so I will say this......

Jerry's product literally saved this dogs life.

Angel can be left alone during the day. NO CRATE. The
dog shows absolutely no sign of anxiety at all. Jerry
told us the product works immediately and it did! She
does not bark at all during the day except when the
mailman drops mail into the slot on the door.

The manual for training works exactly as it says!

<SNIP>

Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
many people are so dang blind or ignorant.

You just keep plugging away at what you do, because
you my friend are a life saver!!!

Anytime you need someone to speak about the results
of your product, you have my number. We would galdly
talk to them.

Thank you very much for all your help.

God bless you...
Anthony & Linda Testa
Jacksonville, Florida

              ----------

From: AIMEE (countrygirl0...@yahoo.com)
Subject: House training and such...
Date: 2003-10-08 16:18:56 PST

I've been having a problem with my dog, Axel,
relieving himself in the house while I'm away
from home.

I've used TPW method's, and yesterday I was out
for 12 hours, and Axel didn't have one single "accident".

Today, I had hoped that the results would be just as
good - and they were (I was out for 11 hours).

The problem began when, as a puppy, Axel would
relieve himself in the house and I would point
at the mess and tell him "NO" or "Bad Dog".

That made him afraid to relieve himself in the
house or infront of me.

After I got TPW's training manual, I corrected my
mishandling of these instances.

When I came home to an "accident", I would simply
drop a can near the area and ask Axel "What's that?"
Then I would clean it up - with out showing him I was
the least bit upset about the mess, and when he looked
at the spot I would tell him "Good boy, you're a good dog".

This has been an ongoing problem, and thanks to the
Puppy Wizard, we've finally got it taken care of...

Also, Axel LOVES the cat's litter box...He enjoys the
"snacks" he can find in there...I followed TPW's methods
by alternating sounds and praising him while or before
he sticks his nose in it, and today, he's been going into
the room with the cat box and barking.  That's because
he's thinking about getting into the box, but he knows he
shouldn't.

Thank you, Jerry, for all you help.

You've been a blessing to all of us.

AIMEE

         -----------------------

From: AIMEE (countrygirl0...@yahoo.com):

I own a black an tan coonhound.  We got him
as a puppy, and due to constant mishandling
(pulling on his lead, negative corrections, and
the occasional use of a bark collar) I ended
up with a very anxious dog.

I couldn't leave him home alone, I couldn't
crate him, I couldn't even take my dog for
walks because he feared EVERYTHING.

I was going to have to get rid of him if things
didn't turn around.

My husband and I searched the internet for
answers - AND WE FOUND THE PUPPY WIZARD.

For all of you disbeliveers out there HIS METHODS WORK!

I've followed his manual, and we now have a
dog that can be  left home  alone, that heels
on command, that can go outside and NOT
be afraid of everything he sees.

Not only have his methods helped our dog, but
our marriage has gotten better.  We had fallen
into a rut - constant bickering and tension, we
never laughed or had FUN together - but now,
with the same mindset used in THE PUPPY
WIZARDS dog training, our communications
channels have opened, and we now work
together instead of against one another.

For all the "Literalists" out there, NO WE DID
NOT TEACH EACH OTHER TO SIT, STAY,
OR HEEL.

We simply eliminated the nagging and the acting out to get
NEGATIVE attention from one another since we weren't getting
the POSITIVE attention we wanted.

So, it's been proven - THE PUPPY WIZARDS METHODS WORK.

It's up to you to accept them.  Yes, there's alot of blame that we
have to accept, but once we realize that we've caused these
problems to arise, we can strive to make things better.

AIMEE

                        =============

     <SNIP DOZENS MORE CASE HISTORIES>

HOWEDY Bob,

"Bob" <jdf32@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:45d5efaa
$0$28141$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> I have an 11 year old sharpei who vet says is getting arthritis.
> She is now taking rimadyl which seems to help but is rather
> expensive.

Rimadyl is DEATHLY to some dogs. It should ONLY
be used for DEATHLY ILL dogs, dogs who would be
MURDERED *(like perry recently MURDERED her
own dog because of their PAIN), could have a few years
of additional PAIN FREE life.

> I have heard that the over the counter pills, osteo bi-flex,
> which of course is for humans, also helps in animals.

Of curse. There AIN'T NO REASON to suffer with arthritis pain.

> Has anyone here had any experience with this.

BWEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Here's perry MURDERIN her dog for a BEHAVIOR
problem when Rimadyl COULD HAVE SAVED HER:

> Well, now that I've finished and sold the house I was renovating
>  (it was shown 68 times in 3 weeks)...I can start focusing back
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
> kind of anxiety that I saw in my dad (who recently died, he had
> severe dementia)

Dementia runs in families...

>  and I see the same mannerisms, the same blank, scared look
> in her eyes. I see her upset at herself for her failings. I don't
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>  I don't want to deprive her of anything..but it appears
> that she's only getting more distressed.

> Perry

                          -----------------------

              And then she murdered her dog.

> Have not asked the vet, figure he'll want me to keep buying
>  the rimadyl, which I will if theres no other choice.

Your vet don't want you to CURE your dog's DIS-EASE.

>  Thanks for any advise.

HOWEDY The,

Catchy name, ain't it.

> I have a 13 year old cocker spaniel who is
> apparantly developing arthritis.

No he ain't. There AIN'T NO SUCH THING as "arthritis".

So called "ARTHRITIS" is a REACTON to poor diet, toxins and STRESS.

> He is in pain, and when he walks you can hear "snapping" and
> "cracking". When he sits down I can also feel this cracking when
> I have my hand on his backside.

There's LOTS of STUFF you can do to reverse
this so called ARTHRITIS.

> The vet prescribed him Rimadyl

Rimadyl is DEATHLY POISON.

> and I have had him on that for a few days

Perhaps you should STOP givin him that
crap an find a new veterinarian?

> and he seems to be doing much better in terms of not being in pain,

That's irrelevent.

> but I can still hear and feel the crackling.

That's nutritional.

> Is there anything I can give him that will coat
> his joints to alleviate the crackling joints?

There's many products which may heelp. Glucosamine and
Condroiton, vitamin C and the products discussed by the
miserablee stinkin lyin dog abusin mental cases below:

> Please let me know what I can give him or feed
> him to help. He wieghs 33 lbs.

  From The Annals Of Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_
                          Forensic_Sciences_
                        Research_Laboratory

Subject:             My Dog and His Leg

Date:  Thurs, Jun 8 2006 10:28 pm

HOWEDY Romanian,

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Romanian wrote:
> Hello everyone,

You mean 'HOWEDY Miserable Gang Of Lyin Dog
Abusing Punk Thug Cowards, Frauds And Active Acute
Chronic Long Term Incurable Mental Cases".

> my dog seems to have hurt his leg, not but 30 minutes
> ago. He cannot sit, and is very tired and exhausted,
> and cannot rest.

The Simply Amazing Grand Puppy Wizard is NOT a
veterinarian, HE only IDENTIFIES EXXXPOSES and
DISCREDITS incompetent greedy ill trained ignorameHOWES
veterinary malpracticioners <{); ~ ) >

> This is the first time he has ever injured himself.

HOWE did he get hurt?

> I tried adding on extra padding on the floor (he stays
> in the garage), but he still cannot sit, even with my
> bed pillows! I gave him some ibuprofen, but I am not
> sure if this is helpful.

Perhaps a massage / ice pack will heelp? Ibuprofen can KILL
your dog just as fast as HOWER veterinary malpracticioners
and their flunky medical mental case pals here abHOWETS:

From:           ophinea
Date:           Thurs, Aug 28 2003 9:11 am
Email:          "ophinea" <ophi...@noxzoominternetnox.net>
Groups:                 alt.med.veterinary

> ophinea wrote:
> > The vet gave me a bottle of Rimadyl which I try to use
> > sparingly since Spike off with a 1/2 tsp of children's
> > Advil which seems to help. I took him in to a new vet
> > yesterday and she told me that he definitely needs to
> > have both legs operated on again.

> One note on the Advil... if you have not been advised to
> give this by your veterinarian, please stop giving it and
> inquire with your vet!

<snip of some much appreciated additional information>

When I called the vet to state my concerns about Spike's
current condition a few days after surgery, it was the
operating vet who recommended I give him the ibuprofen.

                ======================

           Ibuprofen is DEATHLY TOXIC to dogs!

From:           Sarchann
Date:           Sat, Sep 28 1996 12:00 am
Email:          sarch...@aol.com (Sarchann)
Groups:                 rec.pets.dogs.health

Ibuprofen DOES work for arthritis--my wolf/shepherd
12 yr old female is dysplastic, and if she gets really bad
the stuff helps her a great deal. Per my vet, it works best
on a regular program, where it  has time to get into the
system and build up a residual.  I don't know about liver
damage (never heard that one)

BUT-- make  sure you give it with food.

It can cause stomach bleeding!

It happened with Amber, but we then made sure to give it
with food (she loves yogurt), and we haven't had any problems
since.

Sarch...@aol.com (Susan Archangeli)

From:           Candace Weylandt
Date:           Wed, Jan 9 1991 6:26 pm
Email:          weyla...@bcm.tmc.edu (Candace Weylandt)
Groups:                 rec.pets.dogs

When I had my dog spayed about four months ago, she
experienced some discomfort to the point that she was
not able to sleep.

When I called the vet, he recommended that I give her
half of a Children's Tylenol to ease the discomfort.

                         ----------

            Tylenol is DEATHLY TOXIC to dogs!

So you see, Romanian, even the EXXXPERT veterinary
malpracticioners DON'T KNOW HOWE to pupperly treat
dogs. After you get her DIAGNOSED you might want to
try Glucosamine AND Condroiton despite that your
veterinary MALPRACTICIONER will probably TRY to
CONvince you IT DON'T WORK and INSETAD, TRY
to SELL you his prescription pharmacutical Rimadyl or
Metacam which KILLS DOGS.

Also, there's another MIRACLE drug in the information
below which these MENTAL CASES have tried to DISCREDIT.

> He yelps in pain whenever I try to lie him down, legs
> up so he will not hurt them. What can I do to help him?

Got any NARCOTICS? They're SAFE and EFFECTIVE.

> Are there any other medicines I can give him?

Maybe asprin?

> Also: it does not hurt his leg (hind left leg) when I
> touch it, only when I try to pull it out. I am afraid
> it may be a tendon. He is a 10 month old white german
> shepherd, so you can imagine how active he is and how
> sad he is that he cannot be like that now.

It's PROBABLY a damaged cruciate ligament. It's the #1
surgery in the United States other than unnecessary inapupriate
surgical sexual mutilations, snd it's CAUSED BY STRESS
from MISHANDLING and commercial garbage diets and
SURGICAL SEXUAL MUTILATION and is 100%
PREVENTABLE and can PROBABLY be HEELED
witHOWET surgery.

But your veterinarian will PROBABLY
NOT advise you abHOWET THAT.

> Please help!

You AIN'T gonna be gettin nodoGdameneD advice
from these self serving active acute chronic long term
incurable mental cases:

 From The Annals Of Human_And_Animal_Behavior_
                         Forensic_Sciences_
                       Research_Laboratory

From:  Ceallach
Date:  Sat, Jan 5 2002 5:42 pm
Email:   "Ceallach" <labp...@spamsucks.yahoo.com>

Hi Patricia:

Hang in there.  Maybe he'll be one of the lucky
ones and it will heal on its own.  One of my
friend's dog had a partial tear and her vet
recommended rest for a month and then a recheck.

At the recheck the dog was given full rein
to be her normal self.  So it does happen.

       -------------

From:  Jim
Date:  Sat, Jan 5 2002 6:50 pm
Email:   "Jim" <ajdc...@attbi.com>

Our lab had a problem with a ligament in one of her
legs. The vet had us put listerne (sp) on it twice
a day. Took about two months but she is fine and
running like normal.  We did not have to keep her
quiet during this time either.

Jim
         --------------

From:  rob
Date:  Sat, Jan 5 2002 11:37 am
Email:   rob <r...@somewhere.uk>

Max tore ligaments in his front paw this summer.
http://www.imdb.demon.co.uk/Max/say_Aaaa.jpg

After two weeks of short walks, the vet unexpectedly
gave him the all-clear when he was supposed to get
the bandage changed. I was told to keep his exercise
to a minimum for another week.

The affected 'toe' still sticks out compared to the other
foot, but other than that he's back to his old self.

Max didn't need surgery. He had an xray that showed he'd
torn ligaments between two toes. The vet said that only
rest and support would be needed. The vet suspected a
broken bone but the xray proved otherwise.

          ----------------

Hi

My 2y old 25kg intact male has hurt his knee about
2 months ago.

The menisc in his right knee is broken. The vet
recommended we wait and see, said it can sometimes
get better by itself.

              -------------

From:  Patricia Gnecco
Date:  Sat, Jan 5 2002 11:06 am
Email:   "Patricia Gnecco" <ten.knilhtrae@oilmim>

Just to share with you guys this sad news. Milo got
very excited the day of the snow storm, he ran like
a nut around and around. All of a sudden he went
chasing a cat and of course he didn't catch the cat,
however seems he got his back left knee hurt.

He was limping badly and yesterday we went to see the
vet. She said they have to do x-rays (ligaments??) on
Monday and then from there they would tell us if he
needs surgery. Ay.

And then the recovery is SIX MONTHS!! Milo goes to a
park 2 times a day, sometimes 3. He has changed into
a calm and very easy going puppy since we moved here
and go to this park. He also is in great shape, he
is all muscles, he can run fast and he can play soccer
pretty well.

What am I going to do? It is going to change our lives,
but we both need the exercise. He weighs 95 pounds and
is in excellent health, other than this.

The vet confirmed he doesn't have Mange, thank God.
Right now he is pushing my elbow with his head so I
go and be with him.

Please pray so he doesn't have to go to surgery.
Thanks for any advice on how to distract him inside.
I can always teach chess, but I don't like it very much.

Patricia

                 ===========

Subject:      torn ACL

HOWEDY sharon aka sharon too veterinary malpractice office
manager, mrs. veterinary malpracticioner, liar, dog abusing
punk thug coward and active acute chronic long term incurable
mental case and professional veterinary client obsfucationist,

Sharon wrote:
> > AH! My 2 year old pit tore his ACL yesterday. my vet
> > said i should visit an orthopedic specialist for surgery,

Yeah. They're as thick as thieves, eh sharon aka sharon too,
veterinary malpractice office manager and mrs. veterinary
malpracticioner and veterinary malpractice apologist /
obsfucationist <{) ; ~ ) >

> > and i have been researching, and there are some other
> > options. the vet also gave me Rimadyl for anitinflamatory
> > and pain.. but have been reading about the bad side effects
> > of this drug and am considering taking him off of it.
> > any help or advice??

BWEEEAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

> > has anyone else experienced a dog with a torn ACL before?

Yeah. Many of the dog lovers here abHOWETS got the same problem.

> > please let me know, thank you, Kelly..  and Jake.

Torn ACLs are CAUSED BY STRESS from MISHANDLING.

> Torn ACLs don't heal on their own

Sez YOU.

Below you'll find five CASE HISTORIES stating EXXXACTLY
PRECISELY OPPOSITE of what you sez. You're in the BUSINESS
of misleadin veterinary clients to increase profits through
unnecessary
inapupriate dangerHOWES surgical mutilations and pharmacutical
company scam drugs which comprise 50% of your unethickal profits.

You sound sincere and caring but you AIN'T NUTHIN but a
goddamened liar, fraud, thief, animal abuser and murderer and
professional apologist. THAT'S HOWE COME you manage
your veterinry malpracticioner husband's veterinary malpractice.

> and the longer you wait, the more the dog will start over
> relying on the other leg and put it at risk for joint disease

That's sheer idiocy. HOWE COME we don't see the same
"phenomenon" in three legged dogs, sharon aka sharon
too, veterinary malpractice apologist / obsfucationinst?

YOU'RE A LIAR.

ACL DIS-EASE is the #1 surgical mutilation in the USA after
unnecessary inapupriate surgical sexual mutilations. The ACL
tear / rupture is an EMOTIONAL STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE CAUSED BY your veterinary malpractice
and "traditional" training and handling as recommended by your
veterinary malpractice.

> and possibly another torn ACL.

IN MOST CASES the other leg FAILS for the SAME REASON
the first leg failed. Dogs are NATURAL ATHLETES sharon
too, veterinary malpractice office manager and veterinary
malpractice apologist and mrs. veterinary malpracticioner.

THERE AIN'T NO REASON HOWE COME a dog engaging
in normal activities should become CRIPPLED OTHER THAN
IATROGENIC ASSAULT including garbage commercial diets
recommended by the client's veterinary malpracticioner.

> As for the Rimadyl,

"Also, these Vets receive perks from the drug manufacturer
Pfizer when they buy Rimadyl to sell to animal owners.  Vets
could get points from Pfizer for each Rimadyl purchase they
made; points were redeemable for PalmPilots, Zip Drives, and
other equiptment!"

Date: Mar 14 2000

Since Rimadyl's 1997 launch, the FDA has received reports of
about 1,000 dogs that died or were put to sleep and 7,000 more
that had bad reactions after taking the drug, records and official
estimates indicate.

The FDA says such events are significantly underreported.

                               -----------

    From The Annals Of Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences
                           Research Laboratory

Subject:        Rimadyl poisoning--again

From:           Jaimie
Date:           Wed, Apr 1 1998 12:00 am
Email:          c...@earthlink.net (Jaimie)

My 9 year old female Samoyed was put on the poison
Rimadyl for about 2 weeks for arthritic knee. I read
posts to this group discussing the horrors of the drug.

She was in such pain, I decided to give her a few more
dosages. I should have listened to you wise posters.

For three days my dog had weird yellow urine and yesterday
and today wouldn't eat. I took her to the vet and found out
she now has liver damage and will be in the hospital for as
long as it takes to reverse the damage--IF  they are able to.

Cady, our Sammy, was a pretty healthy dog until the Rimadyl.

Now she's on the critical list. The makers of Rimadyl should
be put out of business. They are marketing poison and should
be forced to take it themselves.

Jaimie

                 --------------

From:           LuSwinton
Date:           Wed, Apr 1 1998 12:00 am
Email:          luswin...@aol.com (LuSwinton)

Jamie:  I know what you are going through - I have been there!

His name was George - he was on Rimadyl less than
30 days before his collapse and subsequent death.

Make up your own minds about this drug.  I would
never use it for any of my animals again, ever!

Please let me know how you dog is doing !  I pray he does
not die like my dog (a chocolate lab, named George) did.

I am  praying for the safe recovery of your dog.

Most Sincerely,

Jean Townsend
Johns Island, SC

              ------------

From:           coloredhead
Date:           Sun, Apr 5 1998

There are too many people who have lost pets to Rimadyl,
myself included, for you to defend in ANY way the drug
company who produces it!

I challenge you to have the same feelings about
Rimadyl once you have suffered a loss because of it.

Our dog died an agonizing death, and I wouldn't
wish it on _any_ other dog.

One more condescending reply to this newsgroup from
you and I will puke all over my keyboard!!!!!

            ----------

From:           Bados
Date:           Wed, Apr 8 1998

I wasn't able to save my labrador, Bados, who
died BEFORE Pfizer publicly acknowledged the
serious side effects.

Perhaps I can save someone elses.

Nancy Carr
New Jersey

           -------------

From:           Mishelle Fresener
Date:           Tues, Apr 7 1998 12:00 am
Email:          Mishelle Fresener <mishf...@usscreen.com>

My dog died due to Rimadyl (at least I believe she did)

                 -----------

From:           Pluffmud97 -

Date:           Sat, Apr 4 1998 12:00 am
Email:          pluffmu...@aol.com (Pluffmud97)

I sincerely hope your dog will survive.  This drug
has been on the market for over a year now - the
Pfizer Co. that makes this drug has been allowing the
deaths of hundreds of dogs to occur because they will
not make public the many serious and deadly side effects.

The drug was never tested properly - it was not tested
long enough - the dosage prescribed in the U.S. is higher
than that prescribed in England where Rimadyl has been
used for a much longer time.

There are many people who have owned older dogs and
put them on Rimadyl as a last resort to help ease the pain
of arthritis.  When the poor dog dies, does the owner
question the use of Rimadyl?

Probably not.  They just think their dog died of old age.

Pfizer does not care - they care about the money they make
from the drug!  Vets don't care - they care about keeping
the drug manufacturers happy and looking out for each other.

The drug reps don't care - they tell the vets what the
vets want to hear so the vets will buy the drugs that
they sell at an incredible markup

Only the dogs suffer - if your dog is on Rimadyl you had
better make your vet do blood workups, etc. - or your dog
may join the other poor animals who have suffered liver
problems, severe hemorrhaging, perforate ulcers and god
knows what other effects from this drug.

                  ========

Subject: RIMADYL - LACK OF INFORMATION FROM
PFIZER AND ALL DOGS CAN BE AFFECTED SEVERELY.

From: Jason J Hamilton (wild...@stargate.net) Subject:
Arthritis Drug "Rimadyl" Kills Dogs! Please read on ...
Date: 2000/03/13

Read the article on the front page of today's Wall Street
Journal. It states that Rimadyl is toxic and creates deadly
liver complications in dogs. Vets new this as early as 1998
as have not properly informed dog owners.

My Golden just died of Liver Cancer and he was on a strong
dose of Rimadyl.

Please warn owners and friends of these risks.  Vets are
supposed to warn owners of the side-effects but they have not!

My former vet (Bradford Hills Vet in Pittsburgh PA)
certtainly did not!  They stated that Rimadyl was like a
prescription aspirin and handed me a bottle for my dog's
first treatment. I would not have treated my dog had I
known otherwise.

Also, these Vets receive perks from the drug manufacturer
Pfizer when they buy Rimadyl to sell to animal owners.  Vets
could get points from Pfizer for each Rimadyl purchase they
made; points were redeemable for PalmPilots, Zip Drives, and
other equiptment!

Please reference today's Wall Street Journal for additional
details, and please, pass this information on to other animal
owners.

Thank you. Jason Hamilton

Post Script: Rimadyl is a frequently prescribed anti-
inflammatory used to treat dogs with arthritis.  Pfizer
studies as far back as 1997 show deaths as a result of
ingesting Rimadyl.  Being that the drug is very profitable
to vets and the drug manufacturer, many vets and Pfizer
have not communicated the drug's deadly risk to the public
as originally requested by the FDA. The FDA had asked Pfizer
to state one of the drugs side -effects as, "death".  Pfizer
chose to withdrawal their commercials rather than state
"death" as a side-effect.

            -----------------

> it works well for chronic problems and short
> term for pre and post op orthopedic surgery.

Rimadly can KILL heelthy dogs NEARLY INSTANTLY.

IT'S PURE GARBAGE:

From:           MWOODROWE
Date:           Thurs, Mar 16 2000 12:00 am
Email:          mwoodr...@aol.com (MWOODROWE)

Unfortuantely when I put my dog on Rimadyl the problems
were not as well known.

It was when the drug was new.  My collie did developed
liver problems after months of use.  I took him off the
drug immediately but had to put him to sleep 2 weeks later.

> Also Deramaxx.

BET YOUR LIFE ON IT.

> However, horror stories abound on the internet.

Yeah. Professional EXXXPERT WITNESSES for SUPERIOR CRIMINAL COURTS
often rely on FORENSIC EVIDENCE
gained through CASE HISTORY DATA from world wide web
internet searches <{); ~ ) >

> Consider the source,

INDEEDY. You've got a VERY LONG POSTED CASE
HISTORY of HURTIN INTIMDIATIN and MURDERIN
INNOCENT DEFENSELESS DUMB CRITTERS an LYIN
abHOWET IT FOR PROFIT.

> but precautions do need to be taken.

INDEEDY. PRECAUTIONS like The Freakin Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard IDENTIFYING EXXXPOSING and DISCREDITING
you and HIS readers DOIN THEIR OWN RESEARCH:

LAWSUIT OVER VETERINARY DRUG SETTLED FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Johns Island, South Carolina -
August 18, 2004

Jean Townsend of Johns Island, South Carolina announced
today that a settlement has been reached with Pfizer, Inc.
in what appears to be the first lawsuit of its kind in this
country - a lawsuit over injuries that led to the death of
Ms. Townsend's chocolate lab, George.

Ms. Townsend originally brought a class action lawsuit against
Pfizer in October of 1999, two years after the tragic death of
George. The lawsuit alleged that after initial approval by the
FDA, the drug RimadylR, which was the subject of an unprecedented
multi-million dollar advertising campaign, was marketed without a
complete understanding of the serious side-effects that could
result from the drug.

Ms. Townsend also alleged that neither she nor her vet
were adequately warned of the potential side-effects.

After administering the drug for only 14 days, George developed
severe internal bleeding and ultimately liver failure. George was
euthanized on October 13, 1997. In reaching the settlement, Pfizer
has admitted no wrong- doing.

"It was truly horrible," said Townsend of the experience.

"But the most troubling aspect of the ordeal was when I later
learned that similar side-effects had been reported to Pfizer
and the FDA months before I first gave the drug to my dog.

Yet even after my pet became sick, I continued to give him the
pills because they were supposed to make him feel better. I had
no idea that he was suffering from the side-effects of RimadylR.

It is devastating to live with the realization that I gave my
beloved pet medicine to help him when, in fact, it was killing
him." After reporting George's death to Pfizer, Ms. Townsend
was offered a $249.33 settlement, but the offer came with the
condition that the settlement remain confidential.

Ms. Townsend refused. In the months following George's death,
Ms. Townsend began researching this drug on the internet and
soon discovered dozens of other pet owners who had similar
experiences with RimadylR.

Fueled by the growing number of people whose dogs had become
sick or died after taking the drug, Ms. Townsend, along with
other concerned pet owners, started a campaign to raise awareness
of the potential for serious side- effects with this and other
veterinary medicines.  As part of that campaign, Ms. Townsend
and others met with FDA officials as well as Pfizer veterinarians,
urging them to step-up efforts to more thoroughly inform pet
owners of the potential for serious side-effects with veterinary
medicines. Unsatisfied with the response of the FDA and Pfizer,
Ms. Townsend turned to the legal system and filed a class-action
lawsuit.

In her suit, Ms. Townsend sought reimbursement of the $734.00
in veterinary expenses she had incurred trying to save George,
as well as establishing a class action on behalf of the hundreds
of other dog owners whose pets had become ill or died.

In the meantime, reports of adverse reactions to Rimadyl
continued to rise, and in 1998, RimadylR accounted for
almost 39% of all Adverse Drug Experience Reports received
by the FDA.

The reports were so numerous that in December of 1999, the
FDA took the extraordinary step of issuing a public statement
on the drug.

Within months of Ms. Townsend's suit and the "Update on
RimadylR" issued by the FDA, Pfizer announced significant
changes in packaging, and that it would begin dispensing
a Client Information Sheet to be included with veterinary
prescriptions of RimadylR.

The Client Information Sheet, modeled after similar drug
information sheets included with many human drugs, was
to provide pet owners with easily understandable information
about the potential side-effects and what to do if side-effects
occur.

Ms. Townsend reports that as part of the settlement,Pfizer
made cash offers to over 300 other dog owners across the
country to settle claims for death or injury to the dog,
veterinary expenses, property damage, emotional distress
and punitive damages.

These individual offers averaged over $1000.00 per animal
and did not include a confidentiality provision. Speaking
about the lawsuit and the settlement, Ms. Townsend said,
"I am pleased that through this suit, hundreds of other
pet owners will be reimbursed for veterinary expenses and
the loss of their pets.

Of course, no amount of money would ever replace the loss
of my friend George,and the loss of so many other beloved
companions." But to Ms. Townsend, (who donated her settlement
proceeds to a local veterinarian to perform surgery on a pet
whose owners could not afford the surgery) the issue is far
more than the money paid by Pfizer.

It is the growing public awareness that the medications we
give our pets can have serious side-effects. "We, as pet
owners, have the right to know as much about the good and
bad sides of veterinary medicines as we do the medicines
we give ourselves."

> As long as baseline blood panels are done and the liver
> and kidneys are healthy, there shouldn't be a problem.
> Regular bloodwork if these drugs are given long term will
> be necessary to monitor the liver and kidneys.

THAT'S INSANE.

> Short answer - get that second opinion.

BWEEEEAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

> -Sharon

                  Dr. Michael Halliday
                     - ArthrotolT -
                   Nutritional Fraud

HOWEDY Dr. Halliday,

I'm Jerry Howe, The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard.
It has come to The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard's
attention that you are perpertrating nutritional
fraud on J.Q. Pubic.

You and your product and propriatory method of
preparation have been IDENTIFIED, EXXXPOSED
and DISCREDITED as FRAUDULENT and POSSIBLY
dangerHOWES <{) ; ~  )  >

Here's marcel the imbecile idiot liar dog abuser
coward phd psychoclHOWEN doin a scientific
review of YOUR nutritional product.

His own little dog attacked his Mrs. for takin sumpthin
away from him he'd stolen and has a hisory of fearfulness
and aggression towards his daughter even after 1.5 years,
grHOWELS at him when he carries the paper and grHOWELS CONSTANTLY at
his own brother when he visits on
accHOWENT of he LOOKS LIKE marcel.

He's currently seeking his third basic obedience training
course to train his three year old puppy.

marcel has given his scientific review of the
fraudulent product mentioned below despite
it bein UNCONDITIONALLY MONEY BACK
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED for WON YEAR.

Looks like a case for the attorney generals office:

> "Suja" <spana...@scs.gmu.edu> wrote in
> news:qnmdg.23761$ZW3.20331@dukeread04:
[quoted text clipped - 43 lines]
> This sentance just makes no sense at all.
> "Positive electrons"

From an unrelated site http://tinyurl.com/rbl8j :

Fulvic- the Super Antioxidant

For an antioxidant to bind to a free-radical, the antioxidant
molecule must have unpaired electrons of equal and opposite
charge to that of the unpaired electrons of the free radical.

The beauty of Fulvic is that it is a bi-directional super
antioxidant that carries both a negative and a positive charge.

It can act as an acceptor or a donor in the creation of
electrochemical balance.  If it encounters free-radicals
with unpaired positive electrons, it supplies an equal
and opposite negative charge to neutralize the bad effects
of the free radicals.  Likewise, if the free-radicals carry
a negative charge, the Fulvic molecule can supply positive
unpaired electrons to nullify that charge.  Fulvic is such
a powerful, natural electrolyte that it can eradicate any
form of free radical."

> Don't exist.

Of curse not.

> Figment of his imagination.

INDEED.

> Electrons are negative.

Yeah...

> Always have been,

Of curse.

> always will be.

EXXXCEPT WHEN THEY AIN'T, marcel the imbecile:

The Nobel Prize in Physics 1948

Presentation Speech by Professor G. Ising,
member of the Nobel Committee for Physics

"Anderson had at the time succeeded in obtaining a few
photographs, showing the temporary existence of free
positive electrons. These electrons, on account of their
strong tendency to fuse with negative ones, seemed to
exist free in a space filled with matter, only as long as
they move at a great speed."

You can SKIP the BORING DETAILS:

The Nobel Prize in Physics 1948

Presentation Speech by Professor G. Ising,
member of the Nobel Committee for Physics

Royal Highnesses, Ladies and Gentlemen.

According to the statutes of the Nobel Foundation, the Nobel
Prize for Physics may be awarded for "discovery or invention
in the field of physics".

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences in awarding this
years' prize to Professor P.M.S. Blackett of Manchester, for
his development of the Wilson method and his discoveries,
made by this method, in nuclear physics and on cosmic
radiation, indicates by the very wording of the award, that
its decision is motivated on both the grounds mentioned
in the statutes.

Particular weight may perhaps, in this case, be laid on the
discoveries made, but these only became possible by Blackett's
development of the method and the apparatus.

Experimental research on the different kinds of rays appearing
in nuclear physics has always been based to a great extent on
the power of an electrically charged atomic particle, when
moving at high speed, to ionize the gas through which it passes,
i.e. to split a number of gas molecules along its path into positive
and negative ions. Thus, one is able to count the number of
particles by means of the Geiger-counter tube; such a counter
being a special, very sensitive kind of ionization chamber, in
which even a few ions produced by the ray are sufficient to
release a short-lived discharge by an avalanche-like process.

But the whole course of the particle appears infinitely more
clearly by the method invented by C.T.R. Wilson in 1911
and named after him. The radiation is allowed to enter an
expansion-chamber, containing a gas saturated with water
vapour.

A sudden expansion of the chamber cools the gas, and cloud-
drops are then formed instantly around the ions produced along
the tracks of the particles. By suitable illumination these tracks
can be made to stand out clearly as if they had been described
by luminous projectiles.

The "Altmeister" of modern nuclear physics, Lord Rutherford,
once called the Wilson chamber "the most original and wonderful
instrument in scientific history".

But still, the immense value of the Wilson method for
research purposes did not become really apparent until
the early twenties, and the credit for this changed attitude
was largely due to the work of Blackett, who has ever
since been the leading man in the development of the
method.

Before 1932 his work dealt chiefly with the heavy
particles,  appearing in radioactive radiations.

In 1925, he obtained the first photographs ever taken of
a nuclear disruption, namely the disruption of a nitrogen
nucleus by an alpha particle of high velocity; the photographs
clarified quite definitely the main features of the process.

In this investigation and others from the same period he
also  verified, by accurate measurements, that the course
of a collision between atomic nuclei always follows the
classical laws of conservation of momentum and energy,
provided the energy value of mass, as given by the theory
of relativity, is also taken into account.

These two laws, together with the conservation law of
electricity, i.e. that positive and negative electricity are
always produced together in equal amounts, form a set
of three fundamental principles of general validity.

Blackett was soon to give to these principles an unexpectedly
rich content by new experimental discoveries. In 1932 namely,
he turned his interest to the cosmic rays, which at sea level are
mainly vertical.

The Wilson cloud chamber had already begun to be used
at different places for the study of these rays, but with very
low efficiency, as only about every twentieth random
photograph showed the track of a cosmic ray. This was due
to the fact that the rays are disperse both in space and time,
and they must pass through the chamber only about a
hundredth of a second before or after the moment of
expansion, if they are to give a sharp track.

Nevertheless, Anderson had at the time succeeded in
obtaining a few photographs, showing the temporary
existence of free positive electrons.

These electrons, on account of their strong tendency
to fuse with negative ones, seemed to exist free in
a space filled with matter, only as long as they move
at a great speed."

Meanwhile, The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard returns
to doin what HE does BEAST, i.e., IDENTIFY, EXXXPOSE
and DISCREDIT the miserable lyin dog abusing frauds we
got misleadin folks and slandering innocent defenseless
scientific researchers and businessmen <{); ~ ) >

> Fundamental part of their nature.

Could be these other guys are wrong and marcel the imbecile is right:

           On-line: www.vitalearth.org

[1] N. Scenecssi (1990).  Analytical Chmiica Acta, 232-75.
Amsterdam, The Netherlands Elscvier.

[2]  William R. Jackson (1993)  Humic, Fulvid and Microbial
Balance: Organic Soil Conditioning, 329.  Evergreen Colorado:
Jackson Research Center

[3] M. Schneitzer.  Proceedings of the Symposium on Soil
Organic Matter Studies, Braunsweig

[4] M. Schneitzer.  Proceedings of the Symposium on Soil
Organic Matter Studies, Braunsweig

[5] Aiken, G.R., McKinght, D.M. $ MacCarthy, P (1985).
Humic Substances of Soil, Sediment and Water.  New York:
Wiley-Interscience

[6] Azo, S & Sakai, I.  Soil Science and Plant Nutrition (Tokyo)

[7] Buffle, J (1988) Complexation reactions in aquatic systems:
An analytical approach  Chichester: Horwood

[8] Schnitzer, M., & Dodama, H (1977).  Reactions of minerals
with soil humic substances.  In J.B. Dixon & S.B. Weed (Eds.).
Minerals in soil environments,  Madison WI: Soil Science Society
of America

[9]  Dr. Roger J. Williams, (1977).  The Wonderful World Within
You.  Bio-communications Press, Wichita, KS

[10] F. Chaboussou (1980). Les Plantes Malades de Pesticides -
Bases Nouvelles D'unePrevention Contre Maladies et Parasites
(Plants made sick by pesticides - new basis for the prevention
of diseases and pests).  Paris

[11] Rick Aluise, Health and Vitality, Vital-Earth Minerals,
Grand Junction, CO

[12] Bari, Italy Analytica Chimica Acta, Amsterdam,
Netherlands, Elsevier.

Vital-Earth Minerals, LLC
Toll Free:
1-866-291-4400
http://www.vitalearth.org
Email: i...@vitalearth.org

                   --------------

> "ArthrotolTis a refiner and transporter of organic minerals and
>  other cell nutrients, it has the ability to turn bad guys in good
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> benefit, it is chelated, mobilized, and carried out of the body
> as a waste product."

 From the same unrelated site above:

"It is also one of the most powerful natural antioxidants and
free radical scavengers known.  It has the unique ability to
react with both negatively and positively charged unpaired
electrons and render free radicals harmless.  It can either
alter them into new useable compounds or eliminate them as waste.

Fulvic can similarly scavenge heavy metals and detoxify pollutants."

> I am sorry,

INDEEDY, marcel the imbicile. HOWEver, SORRY ain't a good
state of mind, marcel the imbecile. You could become STRESSED
and suffer some debilitating STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE
DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{); ~ ) >

That could KILL you, if you don't watch HOWET.

The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard wants to TEACH
you humility, patience, respect, morals, ethics, values, principles
and unconditional love, trust, an RESPECT, marcel.

> but a single compound cannot be a refiner, transporter and
> enzyme. Nature does not work that way, it is too inefficient.

Sez you? You just finished school, didn't you, marcel?

You been WORKIN long enough an hard enough to SAVE
UP to PAY for a defamation, maliciHOWES slander and
intentional interference with legitimate business lawsuit,
marcel the imbecile idiot liar dog and child abuser Ph.D.
psychoclHOWEN <{); ~ ) >

> For every job, there is a highly specialized molecule that
> does that job and that  job alone. Different job, different
> molecule.

Well marcel, take your COMPLAINTS
and CONCERNS to the DOCTORS.

> "Ionic Elements: Boron, Calcium, Carbon, Copper, Hydrogen, Iron,
> Lithium, Manganese, Magnesium, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Phosphorus,
> Potassium, Silica, Silver, Sodium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Zinc. "
> As a chemist (not a biochemist, so my judgement may not be right)

You're overdue for a STROKE OF SHEER BLIND
STUPID DUMB LUCK, marcel the imbecile.

First time for EVERYTHING, eh, marcel the imbecile
idiot liar dog abuser coward active acute chronic
long term incurable mental case <{): ~ ) >

> the above is full of crap.

Could be, bein as The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard
is just a highly uneducated backyard shade tree sh.t kickin dog
trainer HE wouldn't know abHOWET it. Therefore your SEZ
SO is GOOD ENOUGH to steer this professional dog trainer
and HIS clientel away from a probably dangerHOWES product
that cannot possibly be of any benefit despite the WON YEAR
SATISFACTION MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.

>  I highly doubt that a single organic compound will contain all
>  of the above elements, plus all of the trace elemnts below.

CITES PLEASE, marcel?

> The likelyhood that it does

You mean based on your own personal uneducated /
unawares estimation of LUCK?

>  is about the same chance that Jerry has of
>  knowing anything about dog training.

Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME The Freakin Simply Amazing
Puppy Wizard was just talkin abHOWET your dog being too
fear aggressive with your kid. Does he still grHOWEL at your
brother when he visits and grHOWEL at you when you carry
the newspaper, marcel the imbecile? Has your Mrs. gotten
over her FEAR of gettin bit when she gotta take some
purloined crap HOWETA his MHOWETH, marcel?

> "Trace Elements: Anitmony, Barium, Beryllium, Bismuth,
> Bromine, Cadmium, Cerium, Cesium, Chloride, Chromium,
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> from the proprietary process behind creating ArthrotolT."
> Again, this is complete and utter bullshit.

Sez you, marcel the imbecile?

> He is just pulling things off of the periodic table.

Oh, perhaps he was scannin a line from the page and
turned his back and the copier gave him the WHOWEL
nine yards and he didn't NOTICE, eh marcel?

NO PROBLEMO! The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizare will Cc them a copy of YOUR SCIENTIFIC
REPORT on their product and advise them where
you PUBLISHED your SCIENTIFIC REVIEW <{); ~ ) >

>  Some of them are radioactive, some are extremely toxic.

INDEED. Perhaps THAT'S what the good doctor MEANS
when he SEZ: "There is no doubt to the safety and effectiveness
of each of these individual ingredients."

> All in all, I think that this is complete and utter bullshit.

INDEED. Perhaps you'd like to call it to the attention
of the good doctor, at least give him the opportunity
to COME CLEAN, eh marcel the imbecile idiot liar dog
abuser cowards punk thug mental case Ph.D. psychoclHOWEN?

>  Right up there with DDR.

INDEED? Could be, marcel. Hey marcel? When are you and
your dog Mooglie gonna start your THIRD BASIC OBEDIENCE
TRAINING CLASS? Will your Mrs. be trained as an alternate
handler? And will little Emilee be able to give commands
like HOWE her daddy does, marcel?

Meanwhile, The Freakin Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard was just BHOWENIN up on some neuclear
physics. From: "The Nobel Prize in Physics 1948
Presentation Speech by Professor G. Ising, member
of the Nobel Committee for Physics

Royal Highnesses, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Immediately after completing this apparatus, Blackett
and Occhialini discovered, in cosmic radiation, positive
and negative electrons appearing in pairs; their tracks
were deflected in opposite directions by a superposed
magnetic field and they seemed to start from some common
origin, often situated in the wall of the chamber.

Sometimes such tracks appeared in great numbers, whole
"gerbes", on the same photographic plate, demonstrating
the existence in the cosmic radiation of veritable "showers"
of positive and negative electrons.

Shortly afterwards they established, in collaboration with
Chadwick, that electron pairs are also produced by hard gamma
rays, i.e. by the radiation of ultrashort wavelength emitted
by certain radioactive substances; here the energy relations
could be studied more closely than in the case of cosmic rays.

I shall try to give an idea of the great importance of these
experimental results, even beyond the fact that they established
irrefutably the existence of positive electrons.

The discovery of the pair creation of electrons led, on the
theoretical side, to the acceptance of two fundamental radiation
processes of a reverse nature, which may be called transmutation
of light into matter (represented by electron pairs) and vice versa.

These processes take place within the framework of the three
fundamental principles, just mentioned, regarding the conservation
of momentum, energy and electricity: a quantum of light passing
close to an atomic nucleus, may thus be transformed into a pair
of electrons; but this is possible only if its energy at least
equals the sum of the energy values of the two electronic masses.

Since the rest mass of each electron corresponds to 1/2 million
electron volts, the light must possess a frequency at least
corresponding to 1 million electron volts. If there is an excess
of energy (i.e. if the frequency of the light is still higher),
this excess will appear as the kinetic energy of the two electrons
created.

Reversely, the meeting of two slow electrons, opposite in sign,
results in their fusion and annihilation as material particles;
in this process two light quanta, each of 1/2 million electron
volts, are formed; these fly out from the point of encounter in
opposite directions, so that the total momentum remains about
zero (for even light possesses a momentum directed along the ray).
> --
> Marcel and Moogli
> http://mudbunny.blogspot.com/

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               I came not so send peace, but a sword.
        "For I am come to set a man at variance against
        his father, and the daughter against her mother
        and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      "And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
                       - Matthew 10:34-36.

                  The Puppy Prophet <{); ~ ) >

          All truth passes through three stages.
                   First, it is ridiculed.
             Second, it is violently opposed.
         Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
                  -Arthur Schopenhauer

            "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
                 even tho it's a hopeless task,
                   in this system of things.
                 As long as man is ruling man,
            there will be animals (and humans!)
                    abused and neglected. :-(
                    Your student," Juanita.

          "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                      and minds will follow,"
                          John Wayne.

Yours,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092

             The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{); ~ ) >

   ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
       ,-._,-,
        V)"(V
        (_o_)  Have a great day!
         /  V)
        (l l l)        Your Puppy Wizard. <{YPW); ~ } >
        oo-oo

           NOT a veterinary malpracticioner <{}: ~ ) >
Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@HotMail.Com - 08 May 2007 22:15 GMT
> OUr  cats are mirror of who we are
> when we are pointing one finger we got 5 pointing right back at us
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> final answer

                                    LIKE THIS:

HOWEDY nomen nescio aka "mr. wizard" you pathetic
anonmyHOWES slanderHOWES manic depressive mental
case,

HOWE COME did you set your antagonistic post to EXXXPIRE?
AIN'T YOU PRHOWED of EXXXPOSIN The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy,
Birdy And Horsey Wizard like HOWE your punk thug coward
vulgar mental case pal ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN done?

"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message news:
16ce355ec3f5261ab5581a37329ae695@dizum.com...

> From: sheelagh <sheelagh_madden@hotmail.co.uk>
>
>> I fail to see how you are helping anyone by "Exposing them"...?

Well, read on, McDuff!

> I take it you're not familiar with Jerry Howe.

But you certainly are, AIN'T YOU, nomen nescio
you anonymHOWES mail bombing coward <{}: ~ (  >

> He's the definition of Usenet a.shole.

The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
forums are FAMILY news groups, mr wizard potty MHOWETH.

Seems you're a lyin anonymHOWES arseHOWEL, nomen
nescio aka mr wizard. Would you likeWIZE be "frog"? You're
nuthing but a email bombing blHOWE hard <{}: ~ ( >

> I watched him destroy alt.support.grief.pet-loss a
> couple of years ago and the group has yet to recover.

INDEED? PERHAPS you hadn't noticed through all
your self pittying tears that it was YOUR GRIEF LOSS
pals ed w of PET LOSS DOT COIN,  md cohn, and
jim tindaly Mormon Missionary Pet Funeral Director
GRIEF SCAM ARTISTS liars spammers and cowards
who tell folks to HURT INTIMDIATE an MURDER
their innocent defenseless dumb critters so THEY CAN
MAKE MONEY beggin DONATIONS for their pittiful
ignorameHOWES cyber memorials" <{}:* ~ ( >

Did you send eddie your $50.00 "donation" to get your
BRIDGE tee shirt and eddie's PROMISE to EXXXPOSE
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard?

Where's your punk thug coward pal eddie NHOWE?

                 BWEEEAAAHAHAHAAA!!!

> There's something about posting that you've just lost a
> loved pet and having Jerry jump in to tell you that YOU
> KILLED your loved pet that tends to put people off.

BWEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
NEVER HEARD OF YOU till NHOWE, mr wizard <{}: ~ ) >

AND THAT WAS FINE BY HIM, to boot!

HOWEver, HE ONLY ATTACKS animal murderin
mental cases who DIDN'T NEED TO MURDER their
critters or dimwits like nickie nooner who INTENTIONALLY
put them at RISK of CERTAIN DEATH by HIS OWN
illustriHOWES IGNORANCE LAZINESS and tragic
and senseless SHEER STUPIDITY and of curse, the
ABUSERS who's critters are DYIN from STRESS
INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The
Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{}: ~ ( >

> I can be an irritating SOB. But Jerry

Naaah, you're a pathetic manic depressive like nickie nooner.
You been "mourning" your DEAD KAT for six years, a DEAD
KAT who BY THE WAY died of NATURAL CAUSES at the
ripe old age of 21 <{}: ~ (  >

HOWE PATHETIC!

To the beast of The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
INFINITE KNHOWELEDGE the only ABUSE she suffered from
you was not lettin her sleep on your pillow!

> .........................Jerry is just plain MEAN.

No, it's you and your GRIEVING PALS who pass the
cryin towel every time WON of your ignorameHOWES
punk thug coward mental case pals MURDERS their
own DEAD CRITTERS and come CRYIN to asgpl for
SYMPATHY from you ignorameHOWES blHOWE hards.

> Kicking people when they're down is about as nasty as it gets.

When a ignorameHOWES like nickie nooner lets his DEAD
KAT HOWET the door to GET MURDERED by the neighbor's
Pit Bull or run DHOWEN by a passin car, and DOES IT AGAIN
and AGAIN with other innocent defenseless dumb critters, that's
MURDER, not "PET LOSS" as you suffered.

When your pathetic miserable stinkin lyin animal murderin
punk thug coward mental case pals jerk choke shock bribe
crate intimidate their innocent defenseless dumb critters till
they TURN ON THEM and then MURDER them on accHOWENT
they HURT THEIR FEELINS, that's MURDER, not "pet loss",
mr wizard.

HEY! YOU AIN'T EVEN a freakin WIZARD!

You're a FRAUD. A MANIC DEPRESSIVE FRAUD.

> Noon Cat Nick was there at a.s.g.p-l around the same
> time I was when my sweetheart. "Fission", died of heart
> failure and has seen, as I have, what a POS Jerry can be.

The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard AIN'T
NEVER posted to EITHER of you pathetic mental cases!

                  TILL NHOWE <{}: ~ ( >

WHAT THE HEEL are you doin on The Sincerely Incredibly
Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy,
Birdy And Horsey Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog,
Child, Kat And Horse Training Method Manual Forums And
Human And Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences Research
Laboratory <{); ~ )  >

Oh, I KNOW what you're doin here. You're ADVISING
folks to MURDER their dogs an kats so's YOU'LL HAVE
COMPANY in your MISERY:

Newsgroups: alt.support.grief.pet-loss
From: Mr Wizard <Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]>
Date: 20 Dec 2002 09:47:09 -0000

Subject: Re: Time is coming very soon...

From: kmpi...@aol.com (Kent_AOL)

> Naturally, with Christmas coming, this is HORRIBLE timing
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> I plan to insist on this when I make the appointment, but
> I'm just wondering if there is a usual "MO" for this.

Knowing that the time was near and that soon we might have
to make "the decision", we discussed things with our vet.

As we requested, yes, we would be allowed to go directly to
exam room.  Yes, we would have the time we needed to say
goodbye. And as we requested, we would be allowed to leave
with her through the back door and avoid the waiting room
(we both KNEW we would be in tears after and didn't want
to have to go through the public area like that). Basically,
our vet was very compassionate and accomodating.

So, when the time comes, ask to handle it in the way you want.

> What other kinds of things go on? Does the actual doctor
> administer the final shot or does just an assistant do it?
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> without him, but these final "mechanical" details of the process
> are causing me much stress.

Usually the Dr. administers the shots. The first one is a sedative
and your cat will quickly and peacefully go to sleep. Then the final
shot is administered and the end comes very quickly (a matter of
seconds).

I've been through this with another loved cat 4 years ago so
I am speaking from experience. Beginning to end, it's over
in minutes. The hard part is knowing when the time is right,
and the days immediately following.
My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time,
as are the thoughts and prayers of many caring people in this
group.

Mr Wizard

                        ------------

     You're FULL OF CRAP, nomen nescio.

           NHOWE TRY THIS, mr wizard:

Here's your PAL leah ARBITRARILY MURDERIN her
own DEAD DOG Buck on accHOWENT of leah was TOO
LAZY or TOO MENTALLY ILL to WALK HIM on those
cold Central Florida nights on accHOWENTA she WOULDN'T
STOP TREATIN him to FRENCH FRIES and