Get rid of the cat. That's the only way. My sister-in-law swole up
like a cantaloupe within ten minutes of entering our house. I thought
allergy sufferers were all phonies until I saw that scene, let me tell
you. She went in looking like the sister-in-law sex-pot that I've
always lusted over and wanted to pork for all these years, and she
came out looking like a giant hamster with it's jowls packed full of
bowling balls...

Speaking of the sister-in-law... Do you know what the definition of
'relative humidity' is, Barry....?
It's the sweat off your balls rolling down your sister-in-law's leg!
In your case though, that would just be 'your sister'...

IBen Getiner

Get rid of the cat. That's the only way. My sister-in-law swole up
like a cantaloupe within ten minutes of entering our house. I thought
allergy sufferers were all phonies until I saw that scene, let me tell
you. She went in looking like the sister-in-law sex-pot that I've
lusted over and wanted to pork for all these years, and she came out
looking like a giant hamster with it's jowls packed full of bowling
balls...

Speaking of the sister-in-law... Do you know what the definition of
'relative humidity' is, Barry....?
It's the sweat off your balls rolling down your sister-in-law's leg!
In your case though, that would just be 'your sister'...

IBen Getiner