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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / March 2007My cat ate my penis !!!
I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang while I was asleep. What should I do now? >I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >while I was asleep. > >What should I do now? Pee sitting down? > I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang > while I was asleep. > > What should I do now? sh.t through your arse as well as your mouth perhaps...? >> I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >> while I was asleep. >> >> What should I do now? > > sh.t through your arse as well as your mouth perhaps...? You can't resist the bait, can you dear? Charlie >>> I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >>> while I was asleep. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > You can't resist the bait, can you dear? She really can't. I bet there was a time when you couldn't, either. :) > >> sh.t through your arse as well as your mouth perhaps...? > > > You can't resist the bait, can you dear? > > She really can't. I bet there was a time when you couldn't, either. :) Big Gob comes to mind....!! (Me of course!) S;o) >>>> I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my >>>> wang while I was asleep. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >> > She really can't. I bet there was a time when you couldn't, either. :) Well, there was a time when I liked to start threads like this one... but I flatter myself that I was more creative than this character. Charlie > >> You can't resist the bait, can you dear? > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Charlie- I don't have to check that one out Charlie, I believe every word you tell me. You are far too creative to come out with something quite as vulgar as this chap.. In fact I would be quite disappointed if I thought for even one moment that you would stoop to this ones boorish & crude creative abilities... I like your posts, because they *Make me* use my grey matter from time to time. Anyway, you have a particular gift with words that appeal to my wit :o) Over here we call it having a gift of the gab. Ever heard of that one before? S;o) >> >> You can't resist the bait, can you dear? >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > You are far too creative to come out with something quite as vulgar as > this chap.. Hmmm. Sorry, but I must confess that some of my handiwork on Usenet has been exceedingly vulgar, much more so than this thread. > In fact I would be quite disappointed if I thought for even one moment > that you would stoop to this ones boorish & crude creative abilities... In the case of this thread, the OP was not excessively vulgar so much as lacking in imagination. His comments were neither appalling nor all that funny. In my trolling activities, I always sought to create a some kind of emotional reaction -- shock, anger, amusement, disgust. But when I look back on some of my work (it is all archived), it is not really as fresh and inventive as I may have thought it was when I did it. The truth is, I don't do it anymore because I've been around long enough to realize it's all been done before... Charlie On 11 Mar, 03:58, Charlie Wilkes <charlie_wil...@users.easynews.com> wrote: > In the case of this thread, the OP was not excessively vulgar so much as > lacking in imagination. His comments were neither appalling nor all that > funny. I suppose you do have a point there. I could feel my mind going into reverse gear, & my fingers doing my minds work when I saw the OP originally! A definite lack of imagination & even less wit too. >In my trolling activities, I always sought to create a some kind > of emotional reaction -- shock, anger, amusement, disgust. Trolling... you..????? I am dying to see the emotions that you brought forth in people, & would be most disappointed if I found that you didn't at least put some substance to you arguments > But when I > look back on some of my work (it is all archived), it is not really as > fresh and inventive as I may have thought it was when I did it. The > truth is, I don't do it anymore because I've been around long enough to > realize it's all been done before... Now this is very intriguing, You leave me no option other than to achieve you to see what you were like in your infancy on usenet now. I think that you are right there. Since I have been around, which to be honest is not very long at all....even I have found some of the same arguments that seem to incense others into utter apoplexy!! In fact some of them are quite repetitive, aren't they...? Also, referring to trolls, I have read a wonderful piece of handy work that someone was good grace to type out, which shows you each category of trolling in their own particular forms. Personally, I only become incensed with anger when I find the bullying order of trolls around - The rest I can take or leave... <off to have an interesting half hour now> S;o) On 11 Mar, 01:48, Charlie Wilkes <charlie_wil...@users.easynews.com> wrote: > >> I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang > >> while I was asleep. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Charlie I could feel both of these ones coming as my fingers opened my mind <blushing> But true in your observation. I couldn't... but then again, how idiotic can you get? And just out of interest, did you ever do the same, LOL ? S;o) > I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang > while I was asleep. > > What should I do now? Buy a Porsche? > Buy a Porsche? When you was a little tad-pole, did you always say..."when I grow up to be a warty frog, I want to carry on meaningless electronic conversations in a thread called, My cat ate my penis?" Barry >I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >while I was asleep. > > What should I do now? Take your cat to the vet. >>I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >>while I was asleep. >> >> What should I do now? > > Take your cat to the vet. There probably wasn't enough there to bother him.MLB >>>I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >>>while I was asleep. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > There probably wasn't enough there to bother him.MLB Hahaha! Just a little, tiny, miniscule midnight snack. > Hahaha! Just a little, tiny, miniscule midnight snack. haha > > Hahaha! Just a little, tiny, miniscule midnight snack. I wonder if it was as chewy as a Haribo...?!! > haha Mind you, perhaps we are being a bit too flippant...? It only takes a tiny bit to catch some pretty nasty diseases. There are two ways of looking at it... It only takes a tiny itty bitty of snake venom to kill a cat, (excepte for polcats I *think* & the pox/feline aids doesn't take a great deal of flesh either, but it is still rather deadly, isn't it? <raised eye brows> Poor kitty, I hope it wasn't too infested with disease...!! >"o"< S;o) >>>>I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >>>>while I was asleep. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Hahaha! Just a little, tiny, miniscule midnight snack. Get'em, grrls! > I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang > while I was asleep. > > What should I do now? Play with your pussy?  Signature"Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum." - Lucretius >I forgot to feed it yesterday, and later that night it bit off my wang >while I was asleep. > > What should I do now? Feed your cat now since such a small meal will certainly not sustain him/her for long! |
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