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WHO'S NEXT! WHO'S GOIN' GET DEY HEAD CHOPPED

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Barry - 03 Mar 2007 02:30 GMT
What about YOU!

You think you can match my wits and vulgarities?

Who's NEXT!

The good news is, I'm rid of greasy a.s Nick Andrews, the bad news
is...
He's on sheelagh like a duck on a june-bug.

I wonder what she said to him that finally got him off of me?

Was it the "tad-pole" legs?

Maybe it was the "ugh ugh ugh"
Maybe N/A (haha)... misunderstood that little part.

hmmm?

He has never said if he owns a cat of not. He might??????
Matthew - 03 Mar 2007 02:49 GMT
< throwing a lemon cream pie at you>
< 3 stooges Curly laugh>
< Raspberry>

* Sh@t eating evil grin*

And how did you get rid of Nick  he step out in to oncoming traffic
blindfolded.;-)

I can't see him anymore I killed filed him awhile ago.  He got boring

> What about YOU!
>
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>
> He has never said if he owns a cat of not. He might??????
Barry - 03 Mar 2007 03:00 GMT
> < throwing a lemon cream pie at you>
> < 3 stooges Curly laugh>
> < Raspberry>
>
> * Sh@t eating evil grin*

rrrrr wise guy eh?

>  And how did you get rid of Nick  he step out in to oncoming traffic
> blindfolded.;-)

nah, we hid his food stamps in his work boots.
Barry - 03 Mar 2007 03:02 GMT
> < throwing a lemon cream pie at you>
> < 3 stooges Curly laugh>
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>  And how did you get rid of Nick  he step out in to oncoming traffic
> blindfolded.;-)

wait! that's how we starved him (hid his food stamp in his workboots)

I mean come'on, this guy is an old skool drape ape! you know
LOL uses his bed for a trampoline kind of drape ape

We got rid of him by jamming a pencil in his ear.

LOL
sheelagh - 04 Mar 2007 03:28 GMT
> What about YOU!
>
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>
> He has never said if he owns a cat of not. He might??????

I noticed that.... One simple question, & all you get is she loves
me...
<shudder with horror>
All I wanted was a simple yes no answer,hey?

Personally, I think it probably had more to do with pissing on him, if
he were on fire... or the lack of it should I say...?
Flamed, grilled or fried Nick burgers
< you can make burgers out of near pure lard, can't you?
Nick Bergers,ha, get it,lol?>

Nah, you can have him back, but only if you want him,,,,?

If not, we could just kill file him again,lol...?
S;o)
Barry - 04 Mar 2007 04:12 GMT
> Personally, I think it probably had more to do with pissing on him

Why not save that for someone like Matt
Matthew - 04 Mar 2007 04:18 GMT
Hey what did I do to deserve to get pissed on.  I just got back from Miami
been there since early this morning

>> Personally, I think it probably had more to do with pissing on him
>
> Why not save that for someone like Matt
Barry - 04 Mar 2007 04:50 GMT
> Hey what did I do to deserve to get pissed on.  I just got back from Miami
> been there since early this morning"Barry" <brrypr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

yeah whatever Matt, lol... no good deed goes unpunished, I could be
wrong
--

That's scary (Miami), glad you made it back in one piece.
Matthew - 04 Mar 2007 16:08 GMT
I am always well armed
>> Hey what did I do to deserve to get pissed on.  I just got back from
>> Miami
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>
> That's scary (Miami), glad you made it back in one piece.
sheelagh - 04 Mar 2007 19:45 GMT
> >> Hey what did I do to deserve to get pissed on.  I just got back from
> >> Miami
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>
> - Show quoted text -

Nicely said, lol
S;o)
Barry - 04 Mar 2007 22:59 GMT
> > Hey what did I do to deserve to get pissed on.  I just got back from Miami
> > been there since early this morning"Barry" <brrypr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> yeah whatever Matt, lol... no good deed goes unpunished, I could be
> wrong

Matthew and Sheelagh, children my children.
sheelagh - 04 Mar 2007 05:36 GMT
> Hey what did I do to deserve to get pissed on.  I just got back from Miami
>
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>
> - Show quoted text -

Oh dear, I didn't mean it to become insulting,
I was just stating a fact, nothing personal Mattew.. we were talking
about my latest stalker.
The now killed filed type. It was never directed at anyone else, so
sorry for that one
S;o)
Barry - 04 Mar 2007 06:00 GMT
> Oh dear, I didn't mean it to become insulting,
> I was just stating a fact, nothing personal Mattew.. we were talking
> about my latest stalker.
> The now killed filed type. It was never directed at anyone else, so
> sorry for that one
> S;o)

I feel bad. I thought everybody was into water sports.

Nuff said.
Barry - 04 Mar 2007 06:01 GMT
> Oh dear, I didn't mean it to become insulting,
> I was just stating a fact, nothing personal Mattew.. we were talking
> about my latest stalker.
> The now killed filed type. It was never directed at anyone else, so
> sorry for that one
> S;o)

well, not everybody, but Matts such a nasty old man. I just KNEW he
would get a laugh.

SORRY MATT!!!!

IM A BAD MAN

(yes I know Im in RE: to Sheeeeeeelllaaaaghhhh)

Look, I don't feed the trolls, but you gotta hand it to Nick, that was
pretty damn witty...
she lagh me long time.. haha
Matthew - 04 Mar 2007 15:56 GMT
Remind me to send you a chocolate super laxative filled caked ;-)

>> Oh dear, I didn't mean it to become insulting,
>> I was just stating a fact, nothing personal Mattew.. we were talking
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> pretty damn witty...
> she lagh me long time.. haha
Barry - 04 Mar 2007 23:01 GMT
> Remind me to send you a chocolate super laxative filled caked ;-)

Unbelievable!

I would NEVER do that to you. <g>

Having found myself in a hole, I'm going to quit digging now.
cybercat - 04 Mar 2007 23:48 GMT
>> Remind me to send you a chocolate super laxative filled caked ;-)
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Having found myself in a hole, I'm going to quit digging now.

hahaha!
Matthew - 04 Mar 2007 23:21 GMT
You found a hole what is here or his name and how much is it costing ;)

"Barry" <brryprrsh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Barry - 04 Mar 2007 23:28 GMT
> You found a hole what is here or his name and how much is it costing ;)

You're too deep for me <scratching my head>

well... I like sheelagh, I couldn't bare to watch the serpent beguile
her anymore.
Matthew - 05 Mar 2007 00:19 GMT
I still love you Barry ;-)

>> You found a hole what is here or his name and how much is it costing ;)
>
> You're too deep for me <scratching my head>
>
> well... I like sheelagh, I couldn't bare to watch the serpent beguile
> her anymore.
 
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