LOL....and you, not-so-kind-Sir, shouldn't waste your time trying to
communicate in a public forum by way of the written (typed) word until
you learn how to spell and use punctuation correctly.

Back under your bridge, you teeny, tiny, insignificant troll.

My most tepid regards,

Sylvester's mom (still laughing out loud - what a moron)

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"Isaiah Guakamoli" Eoin.Mannion@gmail.com

<snipped for being posted useless want a be troll>

Try and become a more interesting troll.  Here read about it.  Also try
using spell checker it might make you look more reputable.

In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established
community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to
cause disruption, often in the form of posting messages that are
inflammatory, insulting, incorrect, inaccurate, or off-topic, with the
intent of provoking a reaction from others. Trolls can also be existing
members of such a community that rarely post and often contribute no useful
information to the thread, but instead make argumentative posts in an
attempt to discredit another person, more often than not based on what they
thought was said rather than what was actually said by the other person,
concentrating almost exclusively on facts irrelevant to the point of the
conversation, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. The
latter are primarily, though not always juveniles from other countries who
don't have enough understanding of the language to realize that there is
nothing to argue about, the points are truly irrelevant to the conversation,
or they just don't care and are simply trying to cause the other poster
grief with their frivolous and irrelevant arguments

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Troll

What is the difference between a "troll" and a "stupid person"?

If stupidity is unwillingness to learn, that still leaves out the non-stupid
malicious trollers. It also leaves out the stupid people who don't engage in
trolling

Troll Humor

     More troll fun

     (added in December 2006, Written by Martin Calderwood)

     Here are a dozen more fun Trollinitions.  Remember the more of these
you understand the better you will be able to communicate with the Trolls
you might meet wondering around in the night.  As usual the 'English'
equivalent is provided at the end.

     Trolloween:  A day Trolls dress up in disguise and/or can go out at
night among humans without standing out too much celebrated on October 31st.
(Halloween)

     Troll or Treat:  What young Trolls do while celebrating Trolloween.
Warning to Humans, it is better to give someone dressed as a Troll a few
extra treats because if it is a real troll you do not want a Troll trick
played on you for being stingy. (Trick or Treat)

     Trollibration:  A festive Troll activity held for a variety of reasons
not the least of which is because they just want to. (Celebration)

     Trollopoly:  A favorite game played by trolls who try to buy up the
most troll caves, underground gardens and mineral mines to become the
richest most greedy troll in the end. (Monopoly)

     Trollicious:  Very tasty to a troll (Delicious)

     'CTR'  Cardiac Trollminary Resuscitation:  Stomping or jumping on a
Troll's chest to restart its heart. (Alternate method, hitting with a heavy
wooden club several times.)  (Sometimes called TTT for Trolldiac,
Trollminary Trollsusatation) (CPR)

     Trollegiance:  Troll Loyalty (Allegiance )

     Trollagory:  A story with a moral using a troll as a major character
( Allegory)

     Trollscillations:  Vibrations or movement in the ground or area caused
by a large troll moving nearby.  (Oscillations)

     Rehabilitrolltions: When a troll 'goes bad' he or she is sent through
Rehabilitrolltion to set him or her right again. (Rehabilitation)

     Trollucinations:  When a Troll accidentally eats bad mushrooms or gets
a high fever they sometimes see things that are not there.  These are called
Trollucinations. (Hallucinations)

     Trolltection:  When you have a Troll body guard he keeps you save by
providing Trolltecton at all times. (Protection)

     Here are a few editions to our collection of troll humor published in
2004..  These are also written by our Master Trollologist, Martin
Calderwood.  We hope you enjoy these fun plays on words and jokes.

     TROLLINITIONS

     1)  Anytime a troll child is naughty a large adult will punish him or
her.  This is known as being in the 'Big Trollble' . (trouble)

     2) A Troll who travels of the country telling stories and singing
songs for his keep is called a Trollbador. (Troubadour)

     3) A very unique troll is said to be ' One in a tarollion' .
(trillion)

     4) The favorite ride in a Troll Amusement Park is the
'Trollercoaster'. (rollercoaster)

     5) If a female Troll asks you want you like about her she is '
trolling' for compliments.

     6) When you look at the inside of a Troll using a camera or scope you
are giving him or her a 'trollenoscopy'.

     7) An all-day sucker eaten by a Troll Is called a 'Trollipop'.
(Lollipop)

     8) When Trolls yodel they say 'Trolldaladywho'.  (yodaladyhoo)

     9) A big twisting wind caused by a troll him is called a 'Trollnado'.
(tornado)

     10) Troll's have first level schooling at a 'Trollementary School'
(Elementary)

     TROLL HUMOR

     1)   Vlad Troll: Where do Troll Vampires live.

           Drac Troll: Trollsavania, of course.

     2)   Rok: Troll: "Where are Troll movies made?"

           Stony Troll: "Trollywood!"

     3) Q.   What are a Trolls favorite Shows to watch on Trollovision?"

          A.   The Trollve o'clock news, For Whom the Bell Trolls, Trolling
for Dollars, and naturally anything featuring the Norwegian Trolls Sports
Team!

     4)        Zrok: "Do Trolls celebrate Christmas?"

                 Brap: "Yes, mostly because of Carol."

     Zrok: "Carol?  Who's Carol?"

     Brap: "Carol Troll."

     Zrok: "Yes, in the song "Deck The Halls".

     Brap:  "Oh yes, Troll the Ancient Yuletide Carol."

     5)       "What would we ride on if we visited San Francisco?" asked
the little girl Troll.

     "Why the Troll-ey car of course." replied Pa Troll

     6)       Riddle.

                What famous play involving Trolls do these two words
represent?

                                                     Equal, emaciated

                Pier Gaunt

     7)        Troll Boy: "I learned my first human words today!"

     Mama Troll: "Oh?  What were they?"

     Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll!  What does that mean?"

     Mama Troll: "He said, "Go away!  I'm not ready to be around you!  Now
help me fix dinner."

     Troll Boy: "Eeeeek, a Troll!"

     8)      What is the difference between a Troll born North of the
Arctic Circle and a Troll

              born South of the Arctic Circle?

               A Northen Troll says    "God Morgen."

               A Southern Troll says "God Morgen ,ya all."

It is said that Trolls have a great sense of humor about themselves and
their world. This humor is reflected in the creation of many words and
phrases that sound a lot like the words we use but that have special meaning
to Trolls. Here are a few samples. (Included with each is the 'similar' word
the Trolls used.) Also included are a few 'troll jokes' at the end.

1) Con-troll: A Troll who wants to take charge of everything is said to be'con-troll-ing.
(control)

2) Ex-troll: When a Troll talks about him or herself or about another Troll
and how good they are it is called 'ex-troll-ing' their virtues. (extol)

3) Troll-iday: Trolls celebrate many holidays like everyone else but there
are also special days that only they celebrate called 'Troll-idays'.
(holiday)

4) Troll-dition: Something Trolls do every year or some special action or
activity done regularly especially on 'Trollidays'. (tradition)

5) Troll-erant: A Troll who has lots of patience (especially with humans)
and who puts up with a lot of different things is said to be very
'Troll-erant'. (tolerant)

6) Troll-drums: A Troll who is down or depressed is said to be "In the
Troll-drums" (doldrums)

7) Pa-Troll: When one or more Trolls go out and check an area or to watch
for problems they are on 'Pa-Troll'. (patrol)

8) Troll-up: A Troll with loose actions or morals is called a Troll-up.
(trollop)

9) Troll-doll: A really beautiful Troll is called a 'Troll-doll'.

10) Ma-Troll-nal/Pa-Troll-nal: A mommy troll has 'Ma-Troll-nal' instincts.
(maternal) And of course daddy trolls have 'Pa-Troll-nal' instincts.
(paternal)

11) Troll-some: Any fun and growing activity young Trolls join in is said to
be 'Trollsome'. (wholesome)

12) Troll-tellite Dish: The thing Trolls have on their homes to help them
watch Troll TV is a 'Troll-talite' Dish. (satellite dish)

13) Troll-ex: Either a Trolls favorite watch (or his former spouse) is
called a 'Troll-ex' (Rolex)

14) Troll-egence: When a Troll gives his word to be a friend or to do
something he or she are pledging their 'Troll-egiance'. (allegiance)

15) Troll-ogy: Three books about Trolls (or even read by a Troll) are called
a Troll-ogy. (trilogy)

Troll jokes: (all original in context if not in idea)

1)

Troll School Teacher: Okay Drog, use Norway, Sweden and Denmark in a
sentence.

Drog: Okay, dar is Nor-vay yew can Sveden da coffee wit sugar and Denmark it
as sour.

2)

Troll School Teacher: How does a Scottish Troll express gratitude fer da
sheep he is 'bout ta eat?

Jarg: Dat's easy. He says 'taks fer mutton'

3)

Troll School Teacher: Why should Trolls never us drugs?

Angh: Because Trolls don't want to be stoned

4)

Troll Father: Vat is yer favorite type of music son?

Troll Son: Hard rock music of course.

5)

Troll Mother: I thought I told yew not ta listen ta dat religious music.

Troll Daughter: I know but vhen I heardit I fell in love wit it.

Troll Mother: And vat is da name of dis song?

Troll Daughter: Rock of Ages! It says 'Rock of Ages Cliff fer me, let me
hide myself in-dee'.

Too many snow days - time for spring to come and get the brats back in their
classrooms!

[flame bait snipped]

Please don't feed the trolls.

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