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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / January 2007is these your underwear?
If someone is lying and you know their lying, can you shoot them? HEre they are, the top 5 reasons you know a woman is cheating 1. She bakes you lasagna AND a chocolate cake in the same night 2. She LETS? you be flirty with another woman??? whats up wit that 3. then, you could always get one of those Fluid Discovery lights.. it shows body fluids on the sheets.. you find some strange on the sheet.. you scrape some off.. and test it for what it is.. so simple The 7th reason you know if you're woman is lying... she calls you BOB when you're name is Neal 8. She washes all the laundry.. she's hiding something! 15. She goes on and on and on and on about something. She's hiding something! 25. She scoops all the litter boxes and doesn't yell at you for having another donut 50. She takes your mother in law shopping > If someone is lying and you know their lying, can you shoot them? > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > 50. She takes your mother in law shopping Barry I am going to be very crude here YOUR SCREWED!!!!!!! or in better terms YOUR F@CKED <evil grin> but on a hopefully note maybe number 2 is she wants her to join in ;-) number 15 when don't they number 50 take all the money out of the bank, run up the credit cards leave her the bills in her name and run for it ;-) > > If someone is lying and you know their lying, can you shoot them? > > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > number 50 take all the money out of the bank, run up the credit cards leave > her the bills in her name and run for it ;-) Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... S;o) > Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... > S;o) usually we suspect others for something we do (and still doing) I know men are this way. If a man is cheating? he suspects his wife is cheating (he ignorantly vocalises his guilt) you know.. who's making love to your old lady, while you were out making love The Commitments, and the Blues Bros YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I HOPE YOU DO I H O P E Y O U H A V E A PROBLEM WITH IT yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing > > Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... > > S;o) [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > I H O P E Y O U H A V E A PROBLEM WITH IT No Problem lol...It doesn't seem to affect me. Having said that, You might have a point there... I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so supicious all the time. He is constantly checking up on me, & even asks at our local shop if I have bought any??? Does that mean he has been smoking those fat huge cigar's then on the quiet? > No Problem lol...It doesn't seem to affect me. Having said that, you might have a point there... I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so supicious all the time. He is constantly checking up on me, & even asks at our local shop if I have bought any??? Does that mean he has been smoking those fat huge cigar's then on the quiet? > yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing N O P R O B L E M,lol!! S:o) > I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so > supicious all the time. > He is constantly checking up on me, & even asks at our local shop if I > have bought any??? > Does that mean he has been smoking those fat huge cigar's then on the > quiet? can we say control freak? you let him treat you that way like a child? just teasing it's hard to quit smoking it's easier to quit smoking heroin than cigarettes wow DON'T USE THAT DISPLAY NAME It degrades you Barry >> I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so >> supicious all the time. [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > wow > DON'T USE THAT DISPLAY NAME > It degrades you Barry well, john doe is a nobody the name can be for anyone like nomen nevertheless, i won't dissapoint my loyal subjects ill keep it original > > yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing > > N O P R O B L E M,lol!! > S:o) thats funny as all get out dude checks up on you? sounds like a bad case of being in love, that's exactly what im hearing you love it dont you > > > yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > you love it > dont you Not when I'm gagging for a fag(cig!) (let's not mistake the meaning of gagging & fagging here...Gagging for a fag) I think it has more to do with financial reason's that my well being somehow,lol:o) And guess what?He is right too....:o( I waited until everyone went to bed this night, & went and got some from a garage 3miles away. I smoked one, but felt so ill, that I ended up not just feeling guilty, but sick as well. I guess you could call it rough justice,eh? s;o) > I smoked one, but felt so ill, that I ended up not just feeling guilty, > but sick as well. > I guess you could call it rough justice,eh? > s;o) it's funner to smoke when you'e not supposed to. for the money, yeah... cigs are pricey ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GONNA SIT AND CHA CHAAAIIIN smoke. > > I smoked one, but felt so ill, that I ended up not just feeling guilty, > > but sick as well. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > for the money, yeah... cigs are pricey > ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GONNA SIT AND CHA CHAAAIIIN smoke. I used to ,but after new year I deided it was time to get a life and save a bit of cash whilst I was sat at the Pc. Everything was going well until I got the dreaded taste for one. I went and got a pack, Got as far as half way through the 1st one,& felt soooo guilty that I ended up trashing the rest in case someone found out. Here come's the punch line...... After posting to you, I left the page on the screen down whilst I went to do something else, & Paul decided tom look on cooks for a recipe & found out anyway!!!!@ * @ ^^^^^ Now that took some explaining, LOL... Oh well, as the post say's"how to find out a liar"...I did point out that I wasn't lieing~I just wasn't sharing the information ,entierly... So you could say 50 reasons to point out how Not To Get Caught out, eh? I can't believe I was so careless lol, so I deserved to get found out, did't I?!!! Never mind, I just have to start from square 1 again & try & stop for ever this time >I still say your F@CKED ROFLOL She who gets caught out cuz she is not clever enough to cover her track's... I ADMIT I AM A DUMB A*S S;o) > Here come's the punch line...... you haven't found the esc button yet? they come in real handy > > Here come's the punch line...... > > you haven't found the esc button yet? > > they come in real handy > > I smoked one, but felt so ill, that I ended up not just feeling guilty, > > but sick as well. > > I guess you could call it rough justice,eh? > > s;o) > it's funner to smoke when you'e not supposed to. ROFLOL, How do I answer that one politely? Yes, I do know where the escape button is, but what I didn't plan on doing, was falling asleep in between posting's,lol... I only went and sat down to listen to the news on T.v..(I have always wondered why Paul calls it the *snooze*~ the news that is.....), then woke up to find it up on screen in all it's glory , with him sat in front of it-He just called me over to ask me how to do something on the Pc, then sat there with that evil grin on his face pointing out how useless a liar I am:o) All I could say to that was ,"I didn't lie...I just didn't tell you everything"!! If it help's, I did feel suitably guilty though...BUSTED OR WOT? Oh well, @ least he can see the funny side to it all I guess.. Thank goodness I didn't say that I went out and bought 20 & enjoyed every single one of them...eh? S;o) I still say your F@CKED >> Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... >> S;o) [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing |
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