Just a reminder during this busy holiday season.... Don't forget to
tell any relatives or friends that you might still have to NOT be so
Goddamned f.cking insensitive by sending you presents wrapped with
ribbon. Please feel free to chastise them like hell if they do. They
know you have kats and you've most-likely told them this before, but
still they may not listen. Remember... Ribbons KILL kitties, because
kitties like to EAT ribbonz! Just why they do is still a mystery to me.
Sometimes I think it's because they like to pretend that it's some kind
of kool food. Other times I think it's because they like being
intentionally bad when they know they're dealing with a forbidden
fruit. Maybe they're simply flossing their yellow little teeth. Who
knows for sure? All we DO know for sure iz that KITTIES LIKE RIBBONZ!

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See....???

Remember this well so you won't have an expensive [and possibly
sorrowful] Xmas season. And please... tell all your insensitive
freakin' kin-foke to take heed as well.

                                                 IBen Getiner