no no! don't bother telling me no.. im sending WHAT THE f.ck AND WHEN I
WANT AND DON'T SAY A DAMN WORD BABY... IT'S COMING TO YOUR HOUSE! HEEEE

seeing that you lost your broom in the squalor, I figure this should
come in handy.

YOU CAN THANK ME AT YOUR LEISURE! AND REALLY.. NO THANKS IS NEEDED
JUST CLEAN YOUR DAMN HOUSE WILL BE THANKS ENOUGH FOR ME, LOL

anyway...

check these out.. I just sent you the deluxe model
YOUR GONNA LOVE IT I LOVE MINE

IT EVEN COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS

https://www.swivelsweeper.com/Default.asp?tcode=seo&source=booyah&GCID=S16796x00
3&KEYWORD=swiffer&bhcp=1

enjoy baby!

send pics after you get the mufu cleaned!
send the hairballs to martha stewart for sweater knitting.. lol
heee

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM IN CONTROL OF SOMETHING I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A RUSH

who's next! who wants me to send them something WETHER YOU NEED IT OR
NOT.. IT'S NOT THE POINT! THE POINT IS! IM DOING WHAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WANT TO DO!

STEP RIGHT UP! TELL ME DON'T SEND YOU SOMETHING AND WATCH ME DO IT
I DON'T REALLY GIVE A RIP ABOUT YOU OR YOUR GIFT... I JUST WANT TO DO
SOMETHING THAT NOBODY CAN STOP ME FROM DOING.. I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT
IT.. IM GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY

AND IM GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT I SENT IT

THEN YOU WILL BE BEHOLDEN OF ME <<<<<<<<<<<<<<WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR
NOT>>>>>>>>>

just kidding.. you won't owe me nothing... NO REALLY! YOU WON'T HAVE TO
BE NICE TO ME JUST BECAUSE IM HARD HEADED AND DO WHAT THE f.ck I WANT

AFTER ALL MY MONEY COMES TO ME EASILY...  i have this little hustle I
do...

you know what they say! easy come easy go!

STEP RIGHT THE f.ck UP HERE!