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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / October 2006smokin in the boys room
yeah, today was a drag some chic on the phone told me my power bill was late, but I had just paid the damn thing i think these sluts make about 5 dollars an hour, i had to tell her how to do her job! I saw the baddest looking babe today, she had huge knockers, I had to put my hand over my mouth just to keep from hollering M O M M Y, i saw her looking at me though she was looking back to see if I was looking back I got a go-cart, Charlie would be proud, I traded my old 16,000.00 server that I paid 50.00 for, i think one of the 4 hard drives was bad anyway... any old 400 mghz computer could serve faster than that thing. it was just super clean and a good hobby experience.. you know, putting all the right drivers onboard and doing the firmware upgrades {passing to the left} <cough> it's been getting cold at night! I GOTTA GET SOME HEAT IN MY HOUSE it's not that cold, but for the past 3 nights, my ol hard ankled cat named lucy i wake up in the middle of the night and she's hunkered up to my balls (THROUGH THE COVERS, LOL) i turn over and she's spooned up to my a.s.. cats are great! my youngest cat she just flops all over the bed, I think she's in heat half the time i gotta get her spayed. I was driving across town today, some dude in a transam tapped the horn, I thought it was somebody I knew.. i waited.. they pulled up beside me and asked me... "What's going on?".. "You cool?"... im like.. "uh.. YEAH IM VERY COOL".. lol... soon as I said that the po po pulls up and tails the dude all the way to the quick-e-mart, i bet he was shittin in his britches I can't believe these freaks, selling crack to anybody, I shoulda acted like I was gonna buy some, pulled out a fake badge and cuffed him and robbed him... just kidding. They are cooking crystal meth in my neighborhood tonight. you can smell it all over.. it's like no smell you've ever smelt... if you say.. "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SMELL?!" that's what is smells like.. it smells like nothing.. and no two batches are the same the cops around here...? when they arrest someone...? they don't drive up in the car.. the vice come in your driveway in an ambulance and bring you out on a stretcher. that's so nobody knows that so and so got busted... keep it on the down low. I gotta go gonna read some more of my book..... Im reading servant of the bones by anne rice patty > gonna read some more of my book..... Im reading servant of the bones by > anne rice patty I wanted to add, I never read fiction... i have.. I Think i've read maybe 2 - 3 in my lifetime i read alot, just not fiction books... someone had sent me this book as a gift I have really enjoyed reading it, im only half into it... I've read alot! but just not fiction but I am pretty posh with movies, it's not the same as reading, but most movies i've seen are fiction I am by no means a prolific writer, or any kind of writer for that matter.. but i find most peoples way of explaining things in writing.. just seems to take them forever to get it out i am so confused with this writing bit.. maybe someone can re-educate me on this i get accused of being illiterate alot, but check it out this book, 'servant of the bones", rice.. DOES NOT write in complete sentences by no means.. and as the reader, it flows perfectly well... just a quick comment on Rice's writing! If no-one told me, I would have never guessed a woman wrote this story.. whatever that mean. So it's true! you don't have to write in complete sentences? I've always found writing in complete sentences to be impossible without being repititious. maybe it's different when you're writing dialog.. as in.. he said, she said. to say.. She said. "anything".. is incomplete, you never state who she is.. although to the reader.. you wrote her name a few paragraphs back... i figure ever now and then.. after you turn so many corners, you can re-state the name... or as needed for effect im very confused about this writing bit, but througoughly enjoying the book. Thanks to my good friend... Thank you and goodnight! I see the "vacation" didn't work... > I see the "vacation" didn't work... "> I see the "vacation" didn't work..." ah nah i did take a little road trip, visited a friend, I also visited my grandmother so good to see the people we care about everything in our lives is transit except for family >> I see the "vacation" didn't work... > "> I see the "vacation" didn't work..." [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > everything in our lives is transit except for family Don't kid yourself, they are on their way places too. > this book, 'servant of the bones", rice.. DOES NOT write in complete > sentences [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > So it's true! you don't have to write in complete sentences? You bet.  SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com >yeah, today was a drag > [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] >gonna read some more of my book..... Im reading servant of the bones by >anne rice patty Christ. You're good and baked, eh? But meth kitchens in the neighborhood doesn't sound like much fun. Meanwhile in WA we got DEA agents slogging through irrigation ditches and buzzing rural communities with helicopters. They don't care about tweakers... they're after weed. That's our gov't at work for the taxpayers. Charlie > Christ. You're good and baked, eh? But meth kitchens in the > neighborhood doesn't sound like much fun. It sure makes for good story telling, though, doesn't it? SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com >> Christ. You're good and baked, eh? But meth kitchens in the >> neighborhood doesn't sound like much fun. > > It sure makes for good story telling, though, doesn't it? Errr, ummmm, what? I kept looking to see if this wasn't crossposted to some strange group. What the....???? Eva >>> Christ. You're good and baked, eh? But meth kitchens in the >>> neighborhood doesn't sound like much fun. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Eva no, we're the Mad Aunt Maude of rpch+b. everyone else just ignores the loony moments. > Errr, ummmm, what? I kept looking to see if this wasn't crossposted to > some strange group. What the....???? > > Eva you do know you're in the boys room don't you and if you're going to TAKE the joint, you're going to have to smoke some of the joint and we inhale in here <waving it around, disrespecting the bone> OMG GIMMIE THAT! <shotguns cybercats a hit> now now... everything is going to be aaaallllright want some eva? we'll save you the roach >>> Christ. You're good and baked, eh? But meth kitchens in the >>> neighborhood doesn't sound like much fun. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Eva Some of us reach for the kicks, Eva. Cats n' drugs n' rock & roll. Charlie >>> Christ. You're good and baked, eh? But meth kitchens in the >>> neighborhood doesn't sound like much fun. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Errr, ummmm, what? I kept looking to see if this wasn't crossposted to > some strange group. What the....???? Welcome to Usenet. Offtopic posting happens. Here, it happened to be a wonderfully vivid "slice of life" vignette from the ghetto. A ghetto. Not the sort of thing you find in The New Yorker. Or Reader's Digest. Or Southern Living. Or ... well, you get the point. Sometimes, it is just drivel. > Offtopic posting happens. eskews me but i believe I stated that my oldest cat was hunkered up to my balls...? >> Offtopic posting happens. > > eskews me but i believe I stated that my oldest cat was hunkered up to > my balls...? Oh, right. How are your balls these days? SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com > Oh, right. How are your balls these days? you mean since I started using this eucalyptus body wash? cool like a fresh summer morning? i don't know, i don't think about it too much (that's a lie) my dingaling, oh my dingaling WON'T YOU PLAY WITH MY dingaling sorry, that's an old chuck berry song for those of you, who will not ping, you must be playing with your own dingaling oh my! _______ oh my!_______ wont' you play with my _______ aaaahh ya'll sing so pretty >> Oh, right. How are your balls these days? > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > aaaahh ya'll sing so pretty Hey, wait a minute, I don't think we're talking about tennis balls here .... I am so embarrassed. >>> Oh, right. How are your balls these days? >> [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > I am so embarrassed. I am not going to comment about Barry ball's and you >> Oh, right. How are your balls these days? > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > aaaahh ya'll sing so pretty Oh God now I'll be singing that for the rest of the day. Hey, I'll go and teach it to my 4year old instead! That should be fun! > Oh God now I'll be singing that for the rest of the day. Hey, I'll go and > teach it to my 4year old instead! That should be fun! I thought you would have taught your 4 year old something more native? "Well I'm rather upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got... ac/dc >> Oh God now I'll be singing that for the rest of the day. Hey, I'll go and >> teach it to my 4year old instead! That should be fun! [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > ac/dc For some reason he's not big on akka dakka....maybe it comes with age. Pity, cos it beats half our other musical exports. He's a bit of a techno fan, likes old school reggae too. *sigh* oh well....might try midnight oil..... > > Oh God now I'll be singing that for the rest of the day. Hey, I'll go and > > teach it to my 4year old instead! That should be fun! [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > The event is never small > The social pages say I've got... The biggest Balls of all! ...and I'm just itching to tell you about it! -L. > The biggest Balls of all! > > ...and I'm just itching to tell you about it! > > -L. you don't have big balls? you don't like to partay? Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress (oh) We've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all mmm mmm mmm, and it's sunday >>yeah, today was a drag >> [quoted text clipped - 66 lines] > > Charlie Lol aussie gove. must be taking aleaf outta you guy's book. When we were in the country, choppers would go over checking for weed crops constantly, but the head copper was best mates with the towns biggest dealer, never booked him. Now we're city slickers, hubby gets followed by coppers in cars, coppers in choppers etc just for being a black feller driving a nice car....'Is this your car sir?' 'Uh, yes. Why else would I be driving it...?' And Rice doesn't write all girly....try some more of her books. People who make up rules about How To Write should be made to read Harlequin novels for the rest of their life.... 'Is this your car sir?' 'Uh, yes. Why else would I be driving it...?' > And Rice doesn't write all girly....try some more of her books. People who > make up rules about How To Write should be made to read Harlequin novels for > the rest of their life.... you know, people do still live in that sort of ignorant prejudice i pretend it doesn't exist but it does about rice the writer rice, im not sure what i wrote, but what I meant to convey was, for some reason it seems like something a man would write, Im not sure why. that's all i meant to say you got it backwards there young lady BASS ACKWARDS mhmmm happens sometimes > 'Is this your car sir?' 'Uh, yes. Why else would I be driving it...?' >> And Rice doesn't write all girly....try some more of her books. People [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > happens sometimes uhhuh speshially when you're all happy-like! Prejudice is best ignored, I find....aka Don't Feed The Trolls.....and I got your drift on the writer rice, but got confuzzled ixpressin miself (trying to attract grammar nazis there)....iow I like ann rice too, as she doesn't write like most female writers, ie the fact that she sees life from a feminine pov doesn't impede her storytelling, as most of her characters are very male, not just 'a female's idea of male' and she doesnt collapse periodically into smoosh. |
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