> :O
I think you mean "narcissistic"...
> you ain't bad, you only smell bad
not today. :)
> it's all them biological experiments backfiring on you
>
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> got freaking holes cut in the sides of your tennies to let relieve your
> bunions and corns
no - because my feets are so big...
> stankin up the house! get up and take a shower
>
> sittin there waitin on the mail-man
Got that right...I'm waiting in some books!
> scrimpin for a dollar so you can hit the general dollar
Rightey-o Professor! Ooops...that's before your time!
> gleaning the sunday paper for some FREE outdoor event
Nope. Don't support those fascist Republican publications. I go for
the free "alterNUTive" rags...
> you tried on a big flowery hat, but still can't seem to like hats on
> your head
> you want to wear a big ol hat so bad... you don't have the balls to
> wear a hat like that
I can't find a hat big enough for my head. DH has one that fits me -
it's a XXXL men's akubra.
> i've got a big ol purple velvet pimp hat, i wear it, i don't care, it's
> at least 10 inches tall goes straight up
> it's got a little fold near the top... makes it look cool, i wear it to
> the side along with my cheap sunglasses
Damn. I mistook you for a Juju hat kinda bloke.
-L.