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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / June 2006Did Brandy Alexandre really swallow...
..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? How can an a.s swallow? :) > How can an a.s swallow? :) Think back to your last meal and let us know. :) > > How can an a.s swallow? :) > > Think back to your last meal and let us know. :) > >Oh no, now that was....just ...funnnnny! LOL JM > ..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? Why do you care, Twisty? Mez >..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? ordinarily I'd say why don't you just ask her, but these days she seems to be more interested in talking about God..... http://revart.blogs.com/photos/rev_arts_atheist_pinups/pic01.html >>..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? > > ordinarily I'd say why don't you just ask her, but these days she > seems to be more interested in talking about God..... > > http://revart.blogs.com/photos/rev_arts_atheist_pinups/pic01.html DAY - UM! I'll give Brandy this: she used to be hot!!! That picture reminds me of 80's actress Wendy Schaal, from Where The Boys Are ('84), The 'Burbs. I always liked Wendy. Good to see her doing the voice of Francine on American Dad. To answer the first poster: no, it's not an urban legend. She apparently inserted the batom up into her rectum, but I've never seen the film so I don't know how far she took the thing. She's admitted she did it. ------------------------------------- Icebreaker "But Jerri, everybody says that you're a- " "I like the pole and the hole, and right now i'm as moist as a snack cake down there." i m w t k hitched up their overalls, shotgunned a beer and wrote: > ..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? Why, did you want to lick it clean?  SignatureRegards, [tv] ...On the other hand, you have different fingers. > ..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? I think you're confused. That wasn't a police baton. That was Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy's big black cock she was taking up her a.s. > i m w t k hitched up their overalls, > shotgunned a beer and wrote: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > ...On the other hand, you have different fingers. Get over it, it's just a question. Hell, the gal was a nasty porno slack-stress back in the 80's after all, so it's a perfectly FAIR question. It doesn't mean the person has got a fascination with rump humpin' or anything. I love nice, tanned, well defined man butts (especially in Adidas shorts...woohoo! Geronnnnnnnimo!) just as easily and just as much the next chick, but it doesn't mean I'd shove my pearls up there for anybody. (EWWW!!!!) There's a difference between liking the inside and liking the outside (And ohhhoho do I like the outside of a good, sturdy Lance Armstrong type of rump...it's all about the bootay, but if you're in to reaching up inside of it for anything other than taking a dump, you're NUTS and need your head checked immediately....do ya' HEAR ME Brandy? BUTT ANYWAYS....heh, heh...) and people who are sexually HEALTHY don't put things (or fingers, etc.) up anybody's rectum. It ain't where the G-Spot's even at unless you're an outright perv. Besides, it's a hygiene issue. It's like a breast. The outside of it is clean and smooth, but do you know any guys would drink the milk out of one? No, you don't. Therefore, it you're sucking on or plunging somebody's a.s, you're JUST AS WEIRD as some milk drinking nutcase perv would be. If you wouldn't let somebody drink off your ta-ta's, WHY would you let them plug your a.s? THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO ASK BRANDY!!!!! YUP! That gal is just insane in the brain, I tell ya'. S-Babykins >> i m w t k hitched up their overalls, >> shotgunned a beer and wrote: [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] >It's like a breast. The outside of it is clean and smooth, but do you >know any guys would drink the milk out of one? No, you don't. I would, if I was f.cking some lactating chick who had milk to spare. What the hell. >Therefore, it you're sucking on or plunging somebody's a.s, you're JUST >AS WEIRD as some milk drinking nutcase perv would be. If you wouldn't >let somebody drink off your ta-ta's, WHY would you let them plug your >a.s? THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO ASK BRANDY!!!!! YUP! That gal is just >insane in the brain, I tell ya'. Most women don't like getting f.cked in the a.s, although some most certainly do. However... no one can doubt that lots of men WANT to f.ck women in the a.s and fantasize about it. A quick trip to the abpe* area will confirm that much. Brandy's job was to produce jerk-off material for men, so she greased up and did what the job description called for. The human sex drive isn't rational, and everyone plagued by it is "insane in the brain." That includes me, you and all the people in this newsgroup. If there's one thing I can't abide, it's people who come on with this "more rational than thou" crapola. Charlie > I would, if I was f.cking some lactating chick who had milk to spare. > What the hell. i've done that! what's the big deal you know... if you're wife has a baby, if you keep taking milk from her she will keep producing...oh yeah another thing did you know, when a female get's horny her breats grow 20% larger? oh yeah... can we say breasts on here? but for the rest of your observations I simply say "Charlie ain't had none.. bomp bomp bomp in a long time... he ain't had none! in a LONG TIME!" <spinning the bottle> _____________ gonna give him sum... for a long time... gonna give him sum.. for a long time" poor fella >> I would, if I was f.cking some lactating chick who had milk to spare. >> What the hell. > >i've done that! what's the big deal If it's safe for babies... >you know... if you're wife has a baby, if you keep taking milk from her >she will keep producing...oh yeah [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >he ain't had none! in a LONG TIME!" There might be a sheep or two who would say it hasn't been long enough. Charlie ><spinning the bottle> > >_____________ gonna give him sum... for a long time... >gonna give him sum.. for a long time" > >poor fella > There might be a sheep or two who would say it hasn't been long > enough. it's alright brother God forgives you but I don't believe I would have told that SIN AND INIQUITY TELL IT ALL TELL IT ALL! SIN AND INIQUITY TELL IT ALL TELL IT ALL! > >Therefore, it you're sucking on or plunging somebody's a.s, you're JUST > >AS WEIRD as some milk drinking nutcase perv would be. If you wouldn't > >let somebody drink off your ta-ta's, WHY would you let them plug your > >a.s? THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO ASK BRANDY!!!!! YUP! That gal is just > >insane in the brain, I tell ya'. ---------------------------- > Most women don't like getting f.cked in the a.s, although some most > certainly do. However... no one can doubt that lots of men WANT to [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Charlie I said "plunging" someone's a.s, not boffing them, first of all. Plunging indicates that it was with an object other than a human apendage. Sorry if that wasn't made clear. Quit trying to act like I pulled some sort of holier than thou crap on you, though. If you asked nearly any professional, they'd tell you that a woman who allows her butt to be stuffed on a regular (as opposed to like a thrice yearly basis) probably has trouble speaking up for herself and has abuse issues. A proud woman doesn't allow herself to be manipulated that way time and again. Hell no. Sure, sex ain't always rational-----that's why people do it under trees when they're camping, by waterfalls, at hot springs, in the back of a pickup truck, in a haystack, bareback on a horse, in the ocean together, in the mosh pit at rock concerts (haven't tried that one, but I've *seen* it occur and it's definitely possible---nor am I admitting to any of the other aforementioned activities. It's none of anyone's business, truthfully.) but it's just not NORMAL to have your butt ripped to shreds with a wooden or plastic object all in the name of pleasure and/or subservience to a longtime committed mate or even a flash in the pan lover. There are plenty of other ways to exercise kinkiness and get your jollies off that don't involve bodily HARM or undue pain. SBabykins >> >Therefore, it you're sucking on or plunging somebody's a.s, you're JUST >> >AS WEIRD as some milk drinking nutcase perv would be. If you wouldn't [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >basis) probably has trouble speaking up for herself and has abuse >issues. Yeah, but what about queers? They get spiked in the a.s all the time. You're not some kind of queer-hating bigot, are you? >A proud woman doesn't allow herself to be manipulated that way time and >again. Hell no. Sure, sex ain't always rational-----that's why people >do it under trees when they're camping, by waterfalls, at hot springs, ??? That seems pretty rational. It's rational enough to have a picnic by the waterfall, after all. >in the back of a pickup truck, in a haystack, bareback on a horse, in >the ocean together, in the mosh pit at rock concerts (haven't tried >that one, but I've *seen* it occur and it's definitely possible---nor >am I admitting to any of the other aforementioned activities. It's none Not even the haystack? >of anyone's business, truthfully.) but it's just not NORMAL to have >your butt ripped to shreds with a wooden or plastic object all in the >name of pleasure and/or subservience to a longtime committed mate or >even a flash in the pan lover. There are plenty of other ways to >exercise kinkiness and get your jollies off that don't involve bodily >HARM or undue pain. You wouldn't last long in my underground bunker, doll. Charlie >>> i m w t k hitched up their overalls, >>> shotgunned a beer and wrote: [quoted text clipped - 44 lines] >jerk-off material for men, so she greased up and did what the job >description called for. That reminds me of the porn star who was on the Stern show all the time, I forget her name. They put a tank of butane or some gas in her a.s for a scene in a movie where flames shot out of her a.s. I don't remember why flames were supposed to come out. Thai food for lunch? >The human sex drive isn't rational, and everyone plagued by it is >"insane in the brain." That includes me, you and all the people in [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Charlie > >>> i m w t k hitched up their overalls, > >>> shotgunned a beer and wrote: [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > a movie where flames shot out of her a.s. I don't remember why flames were > supposed to come out. Thai food for lunch? So than my suggestion that it was a stick of dynamite and not a baton weren't that far fetched. I knew I'd heard of something involving fire somewhere, just a different star. ;-) > > >>> i m w t k hitched up their overalls, > > >>> shotgunned a beer and wrote: [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > weren't that far fetched. I knew I'd heard of something involving fire > somewhere, just a different star. ;-) Are you sure this is not something that pesky Roadrunner did to you? serenejoaquin@lycos.com hitched up their overalls, shotgunned a beer and wrote: > Get over it, it's just a question. As was mine. Now answer it or stfu. SignatureRegards, [tv] ...Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades. > ..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? neither. if you read her interviews, she explains how it was not hers in any of the films. it was someone else's rear end hired for those shots because that was not something she, personally, would do. why are all you people preoccupied with her anatomy? fixate on your own. lose weight, don't be obese, get some exercise. > > ..a police batton up her a.s, or is that just an urban legend? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > in any of the films. it was someone else's rear end hired for those > shots because that was not something she, personally, would do. I like a nasty woman I was making love once and the woman stuck her finger in my a.s IT SCARED ME, what scared me the most is that I liked it it's a prostrate and logistics sort of thang.. one of them nasty women you know, lick your a.s and everything why would you post about an "in the butt fixation" isn't that like you have one? > why would you post about an "in the butt fixation" > isn't that like you have one? I was posting from the cat newsgroup where this thread showed up because she posts there and people seem to be angry - but they are usually angry for one reason or another. Like trying to herd cats. I haven't been posting in the gossip group in a while ~ I discovered another group that's taking all my attention ~ and I was feeling bad about spending too much time on the computer. But after coming here again and being reminded of the obsession that some people have with Brandy and the police baton, I can honestly say I feel much better about my own computer usage. At least I'm not obsessed with anyone. > I haven't been posting in the gossip group in a while ~ I discovered > another group that's taking all my attention ~ and I was feeling bad > about spending too much time on the computer. But after coming here > again and being reminded of the obsession that some people have with > Brandy and the police baton, I can honestly say I feel much better > about my own computer usage. At least I'm not obsessed with anyone. I have four words for you: Mind your own business. If you took a moment to examine the ways that Laura Linger and Brandy Alexandre have tried over the past two years to make Icebreaker, SBaby and Terry L. miserable, you'd be eating your words like it was cheesecake, SoCally. There's no obsession going on here except when it comes to Linger and Co. and the way that she goes on and on ad nauseum on her blog about SBaby and Icebreaker, quite honestly. If you look up the words obsession and nutcase in Webster's, Linger's smiling countenance is right there before you. If you think people who despise Brandy are so lousy, why bother coming her and complaining about it? Just to piss them off? Well, that's rather immature and Lingerly of you, don't you think? If that other group is "taking all of your attention", I'd call *THAT* an obsession, personally, so how do you like them apples? You've just switched your focus from one group to another, so it's hardly a sign of reformation, really, and you skipped back here to tell us so, on top of that, so quite honestly, you've moved one step BACK in your maturity instead of one step forward with this "HA HA ON YOU! I've dumped the newsgroup!" bullshit. Are we supposed to feel like some kind of sophomore cheerleader who just got dumped by the team captain before he even had the chance to boff her? Good riddance for us, in your case. Good riddance for us. You said us from the "heartache" ahead of time and we applaud you for it. Hey, SoCally...Can I give you back that cheap dime store locket you bought me for Christmas now that we're not going steady anymore or shall I just take it back to the "fine jewelry" counter at WalMart and ask for a refund? Sometimes being dumped is more of a blessing than it is a hardship. :-P SBabykins My brother has an indoor cat and lives in san francisco. What do people think about letting the cat outside with a lease on? They dont let the cat out at all and this seems like a good idea to get the cat out. Anyone here take their cats out for walks with a lease? If the cat has never been outside it will be a major shock the leash alone will be a shock it will take a while for the cat to even get used to the leash Is there a reason that they want to take the cat out If the cat is an inside cat there is no reason to take it out if they want him to have some air or something like that they make windows units where the cat can sit in the window and get to smell the outside. > My brother has an indoor cat and lives in san francisco. What do people > think about letting the cat outside with a lease on? They dont let the > cat out at all and this seems like a good idea to get the cat out. > > Anyone here take their cats out for walks with a lease? > My brother has an indoor cat and lives in san francisco. What do people > think about letting the cat outside with a lease on? They dont let the > cat out at all and this seems like a good idea to get the cat out. > > Anyone here take their cats out for walks with a lease? I'd never consider leasing a cat... seems rather unusual. >> My brother has an indoor cat and lives in san francisco. What do people >> think about letting the cat outside with a lease on? They dont let the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > I'd never consider leasing a cat... seems rather unusual. With San Francisco rents what they are..... Kris >> My brother has an indoor cat and lives in san francisco. What do >> people think about letting the cat outside with a lease on? They dont [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > I'd never consider leasing a cat... seems rather unusual. I suspect this was intended for the alt.flea newsgroup..... Wild Monkshood >> My brother has an indoor cat and lives in san francisco. What do people >> think about letting the cat outside with a lease on? They dont let the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >I'd never consider leasing a cat... seems rather unusual. This way you don't pay the depreciation associated with cat ownership. However, it is only economical if you get a new cat every year. If you tend to keep your cats for years then you are better off just buying one. > My brother has an indoor cat and lives in san francisco. What do people > think about letting the cat outside with a lease on? They dont let the > cat out at all and this seems like a good idea to get the cat out. > > Anyone here take their cats out for walks with a lease? Mine just has a month-to-month, and we let me go where he wants. > I haven't been posting in the gossip group in a while ~ I discovered > another group that's taking all my attention ~ and I was feeling bad > about spending too much time on the computer. But after coming here > again and being reminded of the obsession that some people have with > Brandy and the police baton, I can honestly say I feel much better > about my own computer usage. At least I'm not obsessed with anyone. riiiiight woulnd't want something like this to cause you to actually post your thoughts about it > I haven't been posting in the gossip group in a while ~ I discovered > another group that's taking all my attention ~ and I was feeling bad > about spending too much time on the computer. But after coming here > again and being reminded of the obsession that some people have with > Brandy and the police baton, I can honestly say I feel much better > about my own computer usage. At least I'm not obsessed with anyone. Where is here? Look at all the newsgroups this thread is cross-posted to. The sure sign of a troll. > Where is here? Look at all the newsgroups this thread is cross-posted > to. The sure sign of a troll. Yeah ~ it was the gossip group -- I forgot about deleting the f'ing crossposting. Trolls suck... Sorry ~ I forgot to remove the crosspostings :( |
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