these threads are starting too sound like bluegrass song titles

titles like

Daddy Shut the Casket on Mamma's Fingers
I Wanna Be in The News of the World
and Hot Tub of Tears

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Today is another Be good to your Pussy Day

you got to treat that thang nice or pussy won't be good to you

do unto pussy, or pussy get you back

it's an excersize in morality
an excersize in proper handling of pussy

JUST! be good to your pussy, spend a little time with it

Stroke it and feed it, put good things in it

play with it too much and pussy get aggrivated
pussy talk back

pussy go hide under the bed, pussy go hide inside the mattress box
springs
and go cht cht cht all night long

pussy is squeezebox, but pussy got bounds
you squeeze to long and pussy let you down

don't shave your pussy, will develop little rash
remember to remove loose hair, with just a little splash

be good to your pussy